So, have you ever urinated in the shower?

[Homercidal]

He quickly went with the third option... climb into the tub, turn on the shower and just let what happens happen.

That is some quick thinking!

 

[processhead]

No never peed in the shower. Never even thought about it.

Why limit yourself to just one spot when you can whizz all over the place outside. I have been giving the dogs a complex by seeing how high up a pole I can pee. And then trying to kill my wifes grape bush by peeing on it. Grapes are a hardy plant by the way and all I have done was kill the grass around it.

I've noticed that when I pee in my yard, my dog feels compelled to walk over, sniff, and do likewise.

I'd like to see a poll done on that phenomenon.

 

[Revvy]

I've noticed that when I pee in my yard, my dog feels compelled to walk over, sniff, and do likewise.

I'd like to see a poll done on that phenomenon.

Dude, you do realize that means your dog is the Alpha, not you....

I wouldn't be sharing that on the internet.
:cross:

 

[xtian116]

Dude, you do realize that means your dog is the Alpha, not you....

I wouldn't be sharing that on the internet.
:cross:

I second that!^

That dog needs to know who's boss. Mine won't even go near anything I pee on. Stout just knows. The funny thing is, I'm not the Alfa. In here eyes, my 4 year old son is, I'm second.

 

[processhead]

Dude, you do realize that means your dog is the Alpha, not you....

I wouldn't be sharing that on the internet.
:cross:

She might think she's the alpha bitch.

That still doesn't stop me from peeing on her head when she stands still.

 

[ChshreCat]

btw... pee is great for your compost bin/pile

 

[Homercidal]

Peeing in the shower is just "alright". The best is to rip a juicy fart (and you know it's going to be juicy if your cheeks are wet...)

Then sit back and enjoy the aroma of hot fart steam wafting through the shower!

 

[sweetcell]

btw... pee is great for your compost bin/pile

really? do you know why?

might have to start...

 

[processhead]

really? do you know why?

might have to start...

The take-away from this thread is that peeing is good for just about everybody and everything.


" I would rather be pissed off, than pissed on"
~ Anonymous ~

 

[dataz722]

Ah hahaha. Of course all men pee in the shower. What I want to know is if women pee in the shower. Maybe, just to see what it feels like to pee while standing up?

They do. Trust me.

 

[tx-brewer]

I can admit to doing both.

When I rehabbed my condo I did a complete floor to ceiling redo of my bathroom, EXCEPT for the bathtub, and there was some problems with how the builders had put the toilet flange in the concrete, so I was without a commode for a couple of months, so rather than driving to the mall everytime I had to take a leak.....

What did you do about #2 ?

 

[Revvy]

What did you do about #2 ?

I wasn't living there while rehabbing, so usually at my girlfriend's, before I left to work on it. Or if I needed to while working, I drove to the mall.

(That was primarily why I WASN'T living there during the rehab.)

 

[ChshreCat]

really? do you know why?

might have to start...

Nitrogen

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/04/10/human-pee-added-to-compost-boosts-crops/

 

[day_trippr]

So the current score is 111 honest voters and two liars.
I'm surprised the liar count is that high, but there we are...

Cheers!

 

[sweetcell]

Nitrogen

http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2013/04/10/human-pee-added-to-compost-boosts-crops/

sweet, thanks! off to water the composter. i suspect the shower drain is going to miss the liquid gold...

 

[TriageStat]

I've peed on a La-Z-Boy before

 

[xtian116]

I've peed on a La-Z-Boy before

Did he wake up?

 

[TriageStat]

Did he wake up?

Luckily it wasn't occupied

 

[EHV]

I love this site.
Absolutely urinating in the shower is normal. How many of you arch back like a 5 year old and see how far up the wall you can launch your piss?? For that matter whenever you piss anywhere?
At a big event where they have the troughs, stand way back and piss and slowly walk forward as the velocity decreases. If you have a sense of humor you know that is damn funny out of a grown man.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[Norselord]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-OYM7AhW7Q

For the record that was Dutch.
And funny.
And if you're American, odds are most Dutch people have seen this -- and this is why they look at you funny.

 

[bigbeergeek]

Looks like there's at least two liars amongst us.

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

I love this forum.

 

[xtian116]

Looks like there's at least two liars amongst us.

Do you mean, there are two types if people, those who pee in the shower and those who lie about it?

 

[Varmintman]

I think that the people who said they do not pee in the shower are telling the truth and everyone else is fibbing

Bad enough that the last few drops end up on my leg no matter how much I shake I could not see standing in a puddle of piss

 

[PistolsAtDawn]

Bad enough that the last few drops end up on my leg no matter how much I shake I could not see standing in a puddle of piss

Bad eyesight is a problem. Fortunately, that can be corrected with glasses, contacts and surgery. Hooray for modern medicine!

:cross:

 

[ChshreCat]

I think that the people who said they do not pee in the shower are telling the truth and everyone else is fibbing

Bad enough that the last few drops end up on my leg no matter how much I shake I could not see standing in a puddle of piss

Most of us don't do it when the plug is in the drain.

 

[AnOldUR]

Men are pigs.
It's our nature. It's who we are.
If you're not, you better be reconsidering that plastic bucket you’re fermenting in.

:cross:

 

[xtian116]

Men are pigs.
It's our nature. It's who we are.
If you're not, you better be reconsidering that plastic bucket you’re fermenting in.

:cross:

^
Haha!

"Dude, what's this off flavor? Here, try it."

 

[velorider11]

Hey, now that I'm in my 50's, sometimes I can't help but urinate in the shower.