I read lots of condescension on HBT.
Should a reading comprehension test be part of joining HBT?
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I get constipation if I don't drink enough beer. 
sloanfamilydsm
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I can get compensation for reading HBT threads??! That's awesome! Where do I enter my bank account numbers and social security number?
lmao! Great run there 
Cheers!
Cheers!
Compression brewing. No propane. No electricity. It's all done with cylinders and levers.
you can send me a PM.:rockin:
sloanfamilydsm
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I don't think sending you one of my bowel movements is gonna help me get paid
Black Island Brewer
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Sending someone bowel movements won't help ANYONE get laid. Okay, Maybe Billy-Klubb, but only after he punches you in the berries.
why are we talking about bucket moments? if somebody doesn't send me money soon, someone is getting berry punched.
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Oh crap, the mods are gonna close the thread, berry punch must surely fall under the "hooch" category, especially if it's being fermented in bucket moments.
sloanfamilydsm
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Soooo.... Let me get this straight, I can get laid by punching billyklubb in the berries? I wasn't planning on going to Minnesota today but so be it
your lady will be so impressed you punched a toothless tattooed punk/skin in the berries, she'll probably make you a grilled cheese sandwich! and if not, my mom will. or you can make one for my grandma if you prefer!
sloanfamilydsm
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Hey thanks, I am going to my moms today for grilled cheese sandwiches. But I don't know if my grandma will be there or not. Bring some of those berries you keep talking about for a side dish
16%!
And then whut happened?
sloanfamilydsm
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Man you didn't read the op very good.
HBT is having a communication festival for joining
I think I can still take communion. Who's making the wine?
I've got Port & Merlot Pyment.:rockin:
Did someone say bathtub gin??
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sloanfamilydsm
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Whoa..whoa...you got no proof that was meth in my bathtub. Lets not be making accusations.
I just wanted to say that I can neither read nor write. I'm nonplussed by the question, too.
Also, a tomato.
So I vote "The one on the Left".
Also, a tomato.
So I vote "The one on the Left".
Black Island Brewer
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Voting for the left is no better than voting for the right. Shoot for the middle. At least that way you'll hit something. Maybe a banana.
I remember that band. I'm your Venus! Set you on fire! Where is your pliers?
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I resemble that avatar.
I like skunks. They get a bad rap. Skunks ain't out to hurt anybody, and they smell nice. I haven't officially named my home brewery, but I'm considering "Skunk and Spider" or "Skunk and Frog". My wife got me skunk bottle caps.
The one on the left is a terrible movie
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sloanfamilydsm
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I didn't know you skunk your beer with a hop spider. The frog weirds me out. Good idea to mark them with skunk caps.
I hate caps. they make 30 y/o men look like 10 y/o children.
Wearing caps makes you live longer! Billy said so.
I believe Billy too. I want to join the Billy Klubb. When are meetings?
thanks! truth be told, I shave my head because I'm balding. I have noticed some grey creeping on the sides.
It's looking like I'll go silver. Im gonna be damn sexy.
easy there, Right Said Fred...
Black Island Brewer
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Well, I don't know about living longer, but caps do make it easier to chew.
I too really like skunks. Long story..I'll try and keep it short. I was (like I am right now) sitting by my pool, kicked back with my feet up on an extra chair, having a beer and a cigar, with my laptop on my lap. I am in the back yard and its darker than hell out here only the light from the computer so you cant see much past the screen. So I am chilling out on HBT feet up and I hear one of my SWMBO cats milling about. It comes and walks directly under me draggin its tail on my legs as it goes under my chair and goes into the bushes by my pool. It hangs out there for a bit just milling about in the bushes. I think to myself...Man that cat is playing in those bushes a lot tonight. So I grab my phone and turn on the flashlight. Ohh its no cat. Cute little skunk. 5 feet from me just hanging out.....WALKED UNDER ME!!! dragged its tail across my legs..LOL
I didn't move for 20 minuets!
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Jay
I know, right! People be like, "Urmergerd! It's a skunk! It's going to run clear across the county to spray me in my eyes with it's ass, like some kind of furry ass cobra!" Chill out, dude. It just wants some grubs.
Cobras spray out their ass?
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