c.n.budz
Well-Known Member
Damn, I was watching Dogma about a week ago and one of my friends asked if Carlin was still alive, talk about creepy timing...
I'll hoist one in his memory tonight
I'll hoist one in his memory tonight
Many native traditions held clowns and tricksters as essential to any contact with the sacred. People could not pray until they had laughed, because laughter opens and frees from rigid preconception. Humans had to have tricksters within the most sacred ceremonies lest they forget the sacred comes through upset, reversal, surprise. The trickster in most native traditions is essential to creation, to birth.
-Professor Byrd Gibbon in a letter to George Carlin
Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
-Anonymous
If you can't dance you f*ck a lot of waitresses.
-Voltaire
Sometimes gum looks like a penny.
-Sally Wade
Here's to reincarnation and teenagers George!If I had my choice of how to die I would like to be sitting on the crosstown bus and suddenly burst into flames.
There's something I like about the clitoris, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
When you think about it, 12:15 PM is actually 11:75 AM.
You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.
"Rivera Live" is such a good show. If only Rivera weren't on it.
I think highways should have a beer lane.
Why aren't there any really disturbing pop songs like "Tomorrow I'm Gonna F*ck Your Wife"?
Lacrosse is not a sport; lacrosse is a ******y college activity. I don't care how rough it is, any time you're running around a field, waving a stick with a little net on the end of it, you're engaged in a ******y college activity. Period.
F*ck Rational Thought.
I hope reincarnation is a fact so can come back and f*ck teenagers again.
I'll pass on the sh!t and p!ss brews, but I'd like to sample the cvnt and t!ts when they're ready.
Who knew someone so cynical would be into recycling!
Never been a big fan. He had some pretty clever stuff, but I never saw him as a "laugh Out Loud" kind of guy. A lot of his stuff I thought was a ripoff of Lenny Bruce. Not the material, but the style. But, he was a true American Icon.
Which brings to mind one of my favorite Carlin quotes:
"Scratch any cynic, and youll find a disappointed idealist."
Then he started talking about these young girls that had just been murdered locally and he started talking about how we should dig 'em up and f*ck 'em since it was a waste of good p*ssy. WHAT?!
At that point my wife and I looked at each other, smile-less, and said let's go. Trust me, its not like we're prude or anything, we went for the dirty humor and biting political opinion... but the spark was gone. George Carlin wasn't there... there was just a bitter old dirty man onstage.