Random thoughts.

[EvilTOJ]

OK so they make those hard plastic shells to deter shoplifting, right? But, then why do they make tools that make them easy to open? Therefore, the need for annoying blister packs is useless now.

the_bird, when your mind misinterprets a word or phrase, it's called a malapropism (or as I like to call it, the Roseannadanna Syndrome). I know that information is irrelevant, and irrelevant never forgets.

 

[SourHopHead]

Zombies? Huh?...

Awesome!!!

 

[Brew-Happy]

Virtual Bubble Wrap!!!


http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Not quite as fun as the real thing but when your bored....

 

[Revvy]

Virtual Bubble Wrap!!!


http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Not quite as fun as the real thing but when your bored....

Too Cool!!!!

 

[jmulligan]

Virtual Bubble Wrap!!!


http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Not quite as fun as the real thing but when your bored....

That is DANGEROUSLY addictive. Put it on the "manic" mode and it pops them all really quickly.

 

[Revvy]

When you get tired of Popping here's some cool ZOmbie games...


http://www.zombiegames.net/games/The-Last-Stand.html

I've only managed to make it through 5 days.....

The sequal is much cooler, I made it through 4 towns and 23 days, gathering a merry band of survivors along the way before getting zombified.

http://www.zombiegames.net/games/The-Last-Stand-2.html

...

 

[adrock]

When you get tired of Popping here's some cool ZOmbie games...


http://www.zombiegames.net/games/The-Last-Stand.html

I've only managed to make it through 5 days.....

Revvy, you're gonna have to work on your video game skills! I was on Day 17 when I got bored and quit. The key is to get as many survivors as quickly as possible. They help you kill zombies -- albeit not much -- and they repair your barricade way faster!

Either way thanks for the game!

 

[BierMuncher]

Every now and then when I'm in my cube...I'll turn off my desk fan and concentrate on the sounds of the office.

All those little mouse clicks and keyboard taps up and down the aisles can sometimes remind me of crickets and grass hoppers chirping in a meadow.

Then someone farts.

 

[c.n.budz]

Then someone farts.

Wait, don't you guys play the crop dusting game in your office?

 

[jmulligan]

Wait, don't you guys play the crop dusting game in your office?

Is that the same thing as "poot and scoot"?

 

[c.n.budz]

Is that the same thing as "poot and scoot"?

Possibly, with crop dusting the objective is to fart quietly while walking around the office to maximize dispersal

 

[jmulligan]

Possibly, with crop dusting the objective is to fart quietly while walking around the office to maximize dispersal

Basically the same. Bigger objective is just to have no one realize that YOU were the perpetrator, so the scooting is very important.

 

[Loweface]

You asked for it...

Koala

[youtube]Czei4BeiMW0[/youtube]

Sloth

[youtube]qp3HYc-VNAE[/youtube]

LLAMA

[youtube]k7XxKYv0I54[/youtube]

 

[Revvy]

Do we really need 31 flavors?

 

[NWernBrewer]

Virtual Bubble Wrap!!!


http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml

Anybody catch themselves writing obscenities in the virtual bubblewrap?

Does anybody else prank call their own house when the are at work?

 

[Brew-Happy]

Does anybody else prank call their own house when the are at work?

When I was a kid, we lived way in the country and were on a party line system. I would call my own house from my bedroom and it would ring in the other room. My mom never thought it was that funny!

 

[Beerthoven]

You know those little PLU stickers that you often find on apples? I never bother to take them off; I just eat them. Anyone else do the same?

 

[BierMuncher]

When will they just go ahead and outlaw paper checks at retail establishments?

 

[NWernBrewer]

Nice - pranking from the same house...

? - does the lady helping the koalas out constitute a three-some?

 

[Brew-Happy]

When will they just go ahead and outlaw paper checks at retail establishments?

I am waiting for the companies to eliminate plastic and embed a chip in your hand. With just a wave you have bought your groceries!

 

[Loweface]

I am waiting for the companies to eliminate plastic and embed a chip in your hand. With just a wave you have bought your groceries!

And muggings will require a meat cleaver!!!

 

[Donasay]

Or telephone automated help lines that tell you to press 2 for spanish...in english. Or braile on drive up atm machines

I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.

 

[tdavisii]

You asked for it...

Koala

[youtube]Czei4BeiMW0[/youtube]

Sloth

[youtube]qp3HYc-VNAE[/youtube]

LLAMA

[youtube]k7XxKYv0I54[/youtube]

Thank you thank you thank you........I can die a happy man.

 

[Brew-Happy]

I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.

The one I hear sometimes in horticulture is PCR reaction!

PCR= Polymerase Chain Reaction.

 

[tdavisii]

Where do llamas go when they die? Does each animal have a heaven? Dogs have doggie heave. At least thats what grandma told me.

She also told me i would go blind if i kept doing what i do. I still have 20/20 vision. Grandmas are liars.

 

[Bob]

I cringe every time I hear someone say the words "A.T.M. machine" it is a tautology and it frustrates me for some odd reason. A.T.M. stands for Automated Teller Machine, so when you say A.T.M. machine you are saying Automated Teller Machine Machine. Other tautologies that bother me are things like "Very unique," you can't by definition be very unique... But those are my thoughts and I digress.

Digress away, my dear fellow; I enjoy it. Here's another: PIN Number, or personal identification number number.

This is a digression: Why do people say real-ah-tor when they mean ree-ul-tor?

Bob

 

[EvilTOJ]

On the radio ads I hear them pronounce it Real- TOR.

I hate it when people say VIN number, which means vehicle identification number number.

Does anyone else get those highly super annoying Credit Yes commercials? I really, REALLY hate those.

 

[tdavisii]

Random thought of the night. who the hell invented tator tot casserole? tator tots hamburger cheese and corn mixed together to make a magical dish of mythical portortions. My arteries hurt.