Random thoughts.
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You know what I love? When I see something, my mind will often deliberately misinterpret on me. Buying ice cream the other day, I see somebody's "Double Churn"-style, which I immediately read as "Double Chin." Things like that make me glad that I'm me.
Now I'm thinking of Koala bears with double chins eating ice cream....
and now I want some ice cream...
and to go to the zoo....
I want to walk through the zoo eating icecream...Because I like Koalas...
(Where did that idea come from?)
and now I want some ice cream...
and to go to the zoo....
I want to walk through the zoo eating icecream...Because I like Koalas...
(Where did that idea come from?)
Fingers
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Oh, for God's sake. Would you guys just go and have a beer already?
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Or a double chinned koala bear eating ice cream and mating. Why is it that when watching discovery channel they show anything from elephants to deer mating. Why cant i see a koala bear mate??????
Brew-Happy
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Random thoughts keep life enjoyable!
Mine recently was how silly it is to put expiration dates on chocolate! Like it is going to last long enough in my house to expire!!
(I know it is required by FDA and such, but it seemed silly to me)
Mine recently was how silly it is to put expiration dates on chocolate! Like it is going to last long enough in my house to expire!!
(I know it is required by FDA and such, but it seemed silly to me)
Hears some Koala Porn for you...sorry these are of the single chinned variety.
Beer drinking Koala Bears watching the discovery channel....after sex.
blacklab
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Koala bears are high all the time. The eucalyptus leaves they chew are mildly toxic and get them wasted. A Koala bear also was crazy sharp claws and will gouge the $hit out of you if you get too close. Maybe because it's high.
"Looks like you blew a seal"
"Nah, that's just a little ice cream"
"Nah, that's just a little ice cream"
Or telephone automated help lines that tell you to press 2 for spanish...in english. Or braile on drive up atm machinesRandom thoughts keep life enjoyable!
Mine recently was how silly it is to put expiration dates on chocolate! Like it is going to last long enough in my house to expire!!
(I know it is required by FDA and such, but it seemed silly to me)
What if the blind guy was in a taxi?Or braille on drive-up atm machines
Good Point!!!!
Boy I haven't watched Iron Chef in awhile...I wonder why they never do a beer episode?
Alamo_Beer
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I think about the Mayor of Lajitas, TX quite often.....
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Since I can remember, I can't stop counting my steps when I walk.
P!sses me off sometimes....but then I loose count and have to start over.
P!sses me off sometimes....but then I loose count and have to start over.
bethlehembrewer
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Have you ever been so busy you wonder what it would be like to not think for a while? And then when you get the chance where you aren't thinking you forget to think about what it feels like?
Alamo_Beer
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Ok, I work at a storage place......we're called Park Road Self Storage....Self Storage, that makes since. It's like a self fill at a gas station, no one here helps you move your crap in/out. But what gets me is when people call it a 'Mini-Storage'....why the 'Mini' part?? Are people afraid of full on storage?
Oh, and I count my steps too
Oh, and I count my steps too
EdWort
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I'm bailing what you're swathing, though. There are braille floor-number buttons in the elevator to reach the air traffic control tower at the Calgary International Airport...
WTF?
Whoever invented that stiff plastic packing material that they wrap everything in these days..you know...the kind that is impossible to cut and is razor sharp when you do cut it...and impossible to pull apart and half the time you cut yourself on the stupid plastic???
Yeah...well...those people ought to really, really think about a better packaging material....
Yeah...well...those people ought to really, really think about a better packaging material....
bethlehembrewer
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Some engineer who gets paid ass loads of cash and knows he is pissing ppl off made that.
EdWort
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Yep, since it is petroleum based, look for paper to make a comeback.
Brew-Happy
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Ok another random thought (I like this thread).
Suppose you used this plastic material (aka bubble pack) to seal people up for burial instead of wooden or metal coffins? That way it won't breakdown or deteriorate AND it makes public viewing a lot easier!!!
Just a thought.
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What if you are blind, in a taxi, and can only read spanish braille? What option do you push then?
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I have never met a Koala I could get along with. They are just too bitter. I think it's all the Euchalyptus.
Rezilynt
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The one that has your lawyer on speed-dial
cd2448
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The should use it to make airplane black boxes, it would be easier to see what had happened in the event of a crash.Ok another random thought (I like this thread).
Suppose you used this plastic material (aka bubble pack) to seal people up for burial instead of wooden or metal coffins? That way it won't breakdown or deteriorate AND it makes public viewing a lot easier!!!
Just a thought.
Bubble wrap is the shizzle.
I wonder how long it takes someone to blow up each of those little bubbles.
You think bubble wrap employees get free samples to take home and give to their kids?
I wonder how long it takes someone to blow up each of those little bubbles.
You think bubble wrap employees get free samples to take home and give to their kids?
cd2448
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i'd like to see morning milk deliveries to your door make a comeback. nothing like weetabix with the top of the milk!
cd2448
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they have little kids blowing the air into each of the bubbles. I think Walmart, Nike, GM are all involved in the cover up.
findthefish
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I feel like I somehow stumbled into the High-Times message board. This thread sounds like a lot of conversations I have had with friends.
This is the worst and best thread ever. Its not one kid blowing..This is china we are talking about.
Do you think that if all of china jumped up and down in unison there would be a seismic event?
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or a duck billed platypuss (spelling?) Have you ever seen them mate? I havent but they lay eggs not have warm blooded babies. Whats up with that? and do slothes ever get off? cause you would think that to reproduce they would have to speed up. I dont know what my deal is with the animal kingdom right now but i just wonder.
This thread needs zombies...or LLamas...or Zombie LLamas....
I like zombies...AND LLamas...
I like zombies...AND LLamas...
OMG Hulu.com has the first 2 seasons of the original SWAT online!!!
Dadadaaaaa Dadadaaaa Dadadaaaaa Dadadaaaa Da Da... da da.....DUM!!!!
Dadadaaaaa Dadadaaaa Dadadaaaaa Dadadaaaa Da Da... da da.....DUM!!!!
How about when you see something like this.....
We proudly serve Tully's Coffee.
How the f!ck do you proudly serve coffee, I haven't noticed any difference in the way I get it. The next time I get some coffee, I'm should tell them that I want to see it done with pride.
We proudly serve Tully's Coffee.
How the f!ck do you proudly serve coffee, I haven't noticed any difference in the way I get it. The next time I get some coffee, I'm should tell them that I want to see it done with pride.
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Or maybe a zombie llama mating with another zombie llama. I mean they have to reproduce somehow right?
Fingers
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You know nothing of the way of the zombie....Or maybe a zombie llama mating with another zombie llama. I mean they have to reproduce somehow right?
Zombies? Huh?...
