Random Thoughts VIP

[tehzachatak]

A buddy and I once took a few Xanax bars and split a 5th of Bacardi O. At some point during the night I got ****** up and passed out. He thought it would be a great idea to start shaving my eyebrows but I woke up half way into the first one. You have no clue how horrible the feeling is, waking up the next morning and having to do the other one sober, by myself.

Xanax and alcohol is the only thing that has made me do weirder things in my life than Ambien and alcohol.

 

[EliotRosewater]

My coworker (who I don't really care for) has a massive head. What's worse, he shaves it every day, and also shaves his eyebrows. He looks like a ******* lunatic.

I know a guy that's bald and has no eyebrow hair. I always thought it was intentional since he is fairly young. I made a comment once to a shared aquiantance about how odd it looked and why would he shave his head/eyebrows. I was sternly corrected and informed the dude had a form of alopecia. I've accepted the fact that I'm an ******* a long time ago.

 

[mixed_master7]

Xanax and alcohol is the only thing that has made me do weirder things in my life than Ambien and alcohol.

There's a few months of my life that I just don't remember thanks to Xanax.

I hate that ****. Sooo horrible and makes you do such dumb **** after you have a few bars in you.

 

[Rau711]

Have finally just gone ahead and ignored all of them. The last page of The Random Thoughts Thread [page 3570] literally has no visible content for me at the moment. It's actually quite refreshing.

3570 has FTowne on it though?

 

[FTowne1]

3570 has FTowne on it though?

Pure accident on my part.

 

[StarRaptor1]

I know a guy that's bald and has no eyebrow hair. I always thought it was intentional since he is fairly young. I made a comment once to a shared aquiantance about how odd it looked and why would he shave his head/eyebrows. I was sternly corrected and informed the dude had a form of alopecia. I've accepted the fact that I'm an ******* a long time ago.

Sternly corrected because you should have known a private medical condition

******* jerk

 

[Previously]

3570 has FTowne on it though?

Have finally just gone ahead and ignored all of them. The last page of The Random Thoughts Thread [page 3570] literally has no visible content for me at the moment. It's actually quite refreshing.

 

[willseph]

Protesting in France: Parking a ton of manure and hay in front of a grocery store and setting it on fire.

Protesting in the US: Breaking into stores and stealing ****.


Dammit get me out of France, it smells like **** here.

 

[Trady]

Protesting in France: Parking a ton of manure and hay in front of a grocery store and setting it on fire.

Protesting in the US: Breaking into stores and stealing ****.


Dammit get me out of France, it smells like **** here.

You could be productive and go spread the gospel of America. Go steal some ****.

 

[stakem1]

On the way in to work today I was wondering who has the power/right to declare a certain day a "beer day?" Such as stout day, ipa day, national/international beer day, etc.

I was thinking we need a talkbeer day. A day in which all of us have a toast in a way that is unique to each of us. Whether it be a special double intihar, beaching a whale, un-ecto-containing a ghost tome, soloing a bottle of whiskey older than yourself or pouring mead on your junk and standing in front of a beehive. Whatever tickles your giblets, we should delegate a day.


Then I realized this is pretty much a typical day here and we dont need to single it out to just 1 day. Thanks to all of you for doing what you do.

 

[willseph]

...soloing a bottle of whiskey older than yourself...

This would also be known as "RIP willseph Day."

 

[AnnArborJoe]

On the way in to work today I was wondering who has the power/right to declare a certain day a "beer day?" Such as stout day, ipa day, national/international beer day, etc.

I was thinking we need a talkbeer day. A day in which all of us have a toast in a way that is unique to each of us. Whether it be a special double intihar, beaching a whale, un-ecto-containing a ghost tome, soloing a bottle of whiskey older than yourself or pouring mead on your junk and standing in front of a beehive. Whatever tickles your giblets, we should delegate a day.


Then I realized this is pretty much a typical day here and we dont need to single it out to just 1 day. Thanks to all of you for doing what you do.

for FTowne that's a tall order.

 

[sidetracked]

I can't help but get the impression that brewers pay more attention to these boards than they pretend. (From the Side Project Cellar twitter feed.) #haveyoutheenmytheellar

 

[Arbitrator]

I have so many widgets, scripts, trackers, and posters blocked that I no longer know what is going on on this site (or the general internet) most of the time.

 

[lb304854]

I have so many widgets, scripts, trackers, and posters blocked that I no longer know what is going on on this site (or the general internet) most of the time.

You're missing out on some damn good porn.

 

[johnnyramirez]

I missed out on all the fun in the RTT yesterday. That's what I get for ignoring that tire fire of a thread.

 

[stupac2]

I missed out on all the fun in the RTT yesterday. That's what I get for ignoring that tire fire of a thread.

What happened? I've been ignoring it too.

 

[FTowne1]

What happened? I've been ignoring it too.

beerindex happened.

 

[johnnyramirez]

What happened? I've been ignoring it too.

beerindex got denied a vasectomy because he's 26 and complained about it. Everyone burned him and then Arbitrator completely finished him off.

Bravo btw Arbitrator, I lost it a few times this morning

 

[Arbitrator]

beerindex got denied a vasectomy because he's 26 and complained about it. Everyone burned him and then Arbitrator completely finished him off.

Bravo btw Arbitrator, I lost it a few times this morning

Working from home + getting whiskey drunk early makes me pretty relentless, apparently.

 

[stupac2]

God damn it, I was really hoping he would get one because the thought of that toolbag reproducing scares the **** out of me.

Then again, his repugnant personality will hopefully make it a moot point.

 

[johnnyramirez]

Working from home + getting whiskey drunk early makes me pretty relentless, apparently.

It's too late this morning, but I wanted reply to your(his) non-racist confederate flag quote with this gem he dropped from his devils three way story.

To elaborate/clarify in a needlessly crude fashion, if John Meyer has a KKK cock, I have an NAACP cock.

 

[lb304854]

So who is DildoBaggins and why aren't you doing a better job with this gimmick? PM acceptable.

 

[TheDuke1]

Working from home + getting whiskey drunk early makes me pretty relentless, apparently.

Its cute as hell that you can genuinely act as though this is somehow an epiphany to you.

Either that or you really do have a drinking problem.

 

[stxSS07]

Either that or you really do have a drinking problem.

 

[Arbitrator]

Its cute as hell that you can genuinely act as though this is somehow an epiphany to you.

I am the first to admit I can't hang with any serious drinker. I get sleepy too easily.

"Whiskey drunk" for me != TheDuke drunk

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I sent my wife a link to this car on Craigslist.

She typed "Ok" in response.

Please tell me that this means I can buy that car. Please. So beautiful.

 

[Fingolfin]

I am the first to admit I can't hang with any serious drinker. I get sleepy too easily.

"Whiskey drunk" for me != TheDuke drunk

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I sent my wife a link to this car on Craigslist.

She typed "Ok" in response.

Please tell me that this means I can buy that car. Please. So beautiful.

Was is that? 944?

 

[Arbitrator]

Was is that? 944?

944. I've wanted one since, well, 1988.

 

[Fingolfin]

944. I've wanted one since, well, 1988.

Yeah, my HS buddy's dad had a turbo. Quick and fun to drive. Dat mid-engine.

I'm sure sb67 would have a lot to say about it, she has a Lotus, you know.

 

[Arbitrator]

Yeah, my HS buddy's dad had a turbo. Quick and fun to drive. Dat mid-engine.

I'm sure sb67 would have a lot to say about it, she has a Lotus, you know.

She has a Lotus? Holy ****, my friend who owned a 944 now has a Lotus. Texting her really fast to see if she's been trolling TB.

Very scared right now.