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[steimie]

"Prime Day" couldn't be more disappointing.

Unrated version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" Blu Ray for $13.99.

That's right...I said unfuckingrated.

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[StarRaptor1]

Now that I've been called a "horrible person" in the serious business thread it might be time for some blocking and exiting from said thread

 

[johnnyramirez]

Cell phone service has been down in my town since yesterday evening. Seeing people think this outage and Jade Helm are connected is funny. Even funnier was a conversation I was having with someone and the name Elon Musk was brought up, someone overhearing then assumed that was the name of some other government operation/conspiracy and started a rant about the government being evil and locking up its citizens.

 

[stupac2]

Aren't they unloading deals all day? I'd check back every few hours.

Yeah but you can see future deals now, unless I'm missing something. They're all super lame. I guess not having to consider spending money on things is kinda nice though...

 

[Arbitrator]

The coworker that insisted "you really need to make Chemex coffee for us" just made me a cup of Chemex coffee.

I can see why I need to make it, going forward.

 

[MarkIntihar]

Yeah but you can see future deals now, unless I'm missing something. They're all super lame. I guess not having to consider spending money on things is kinda nice though...

I admittedly did buy a couple things. Namely that LOTR blu ray set that I somehow didn't already have and a new (used) golf bag (15% off all "warehouse" items, which isn't a bad deal all things considered).

 

[stupac2]

I admittedly did buy a couple things. Namely that LOTR blu ray set that I somehow didn't already have and a new (used) golf bag (15% off all "warehouse" items, which isn't a bad deal all things considered).

I think my problem is that I tend to buy things I need/want pretty quickly, so I don't have much of a list right now. Unless amazon sells dirt by the cubic yard, I could use that.

 

[1v1willwreku]

Bummed I missed out on the foodsaver. That was a good deal.

 

[Arbitrator]

I've been reading articles about El Chapo's escape in Morgan Freeman's voice. I am having a really hard time keeping a straight face in some meetings.

 

[neorunner]

I think my problem is that I tend to buy things I need/want pretty quickly, so I don't have much of a list right now. Unless amazon sells dirt by the cubic yard, I could use that.

Michigan Peat Top Soil 40lb

 

[neorunner]

Bummed I missed out on the foodsaver. That was a good deal.

Foodsavers go on deal quite a bit, follow slickdeals.net. Costco has the FM2100 for 59.99 right now.

 

[stupac2]

Michigan Peat Top Soil 40lb

40lbs is like two orders of magnitude low for what I need. I wonder if Amazon will let me add 100 to my cart...

They will! Now I just need $2000 for it.

 

[sidetracked]

I wish a brewery would make an Imperial Small Beer or Double Belgian Single...

 

[MarkIntihar]

During my morning dump at home, I heard the faintest sound of what I assume was my roommate busting a nut with the girl he's been banging. So that was a fun new experience.

Unfortunately, I had to go into the basement to grab some laundry I had thrown in the dryer last night. The issue here being that I have to walk right by his door to get to the basement. Was almost certain I'd bump into at least one of them hitting the bathroom to clean up after themselves (separate bathrooms, thankfully). Fortunately that didn't happen, and I was very glad to have avoided this incredibly awkward scenario.

What did happen, however, was me barely being able to breathe when walking past the foyer in the lower level, right outside his room, due to the horrendous smell of cat **** from a litter box he hasn't cleaned in god knows how long. Literally I had to hold my breath just to get past it.

This all got me thinking - my roommate must have a magical penis, because there is no other possible explanation for a woman who is not a paid professional to enter that **** dungeon and **** his brains out once before bed and again in the morning.

This was my morning.

 

[Fingolfin]

During my morning dump at home, I heard the faintest sound of what I assume was my roommate busting a nut with the girl he's been banging. So that was a fun new experience.

Unfortunately, I had to go into the basement to grab some laundry I had thrown in the dryer last night. The issue here being that I have to walk right by his door to get to the basement. Was almost certain I'd bump into at least one of them hitting the bathroom to clean up after themselves (separate bathrooms, thankfully). Fortunately that didn't happen, and I was very glad to have avoided this incredibly awkward scenario.

What did happen, however, was me barely being able to breathe when walking past the foyer in the lower level, right outside his room, due to the horrendous smell of cat **** from a litter box he hasn't cleaned in god knows how long. Literally I had to hold my breath just to get past it.

This all got me thinking - my roommate must have a magical penis, because there is no other possible explanation for a woman who is not a paid professional to enter that **** dungeon and **** his brains out once before bed and again in the morning.

This was my morning.

Treat yoself to a Jucy Lucy. You've earned it.

 

[lb304854]

During my morning dump at home, I heard the faintest sound of what I assume was my roommate busting a nut with the girl he's been banging. So that was a fun new experience.

Unfortunately, I had to go into the basement to grab some laundry I had thrown in the dryer last night. The issue here being that I have to walk right by his door to get to the basement. Was almost certain I'd bump into at least one of them hitting the bathroom to clean up after themselves (separate bathrooms, thankfully). Fortunately that didn't happen, and I was very glad to have avoided this incredibly awkward scenario.

What did happen, however, was me barely being able to breathe when walking past the foyer in the lower level, right outside his room, due to the horrendous smell of cat **** from a litter box he hasn't cleaned in god knows how long. Literally I had to hold my breath just to get past it.

This all got me thinking - my roommate must have a magical penis, because there is no other possible explanation for a woman who is not a paid professional to enter that **** dungeon and **** his brains out once before bed and again in the morning.

This was my morning.

So you spent all morning thinking about your roommate's penis.

 

[mixed_master7]

So you spent all morning thinking about your roommate's penis.

To be fair...he also took a ****.

 

[FTowne1]

So you spent all morning thinking about your roommate's MAGICAL penis.

fixed

 

[MarkIntihar]

So you spent all morning thinking about your roommate's penis.

It is an enigma.

 

[Arbitrator]

It is an enigma.

Currently wrapped inside a vagina?

~~~

Wasn't even remotely excited about Ant-Man, but the latest previews have me thinking it'll be a fun heist movie. I guess I'll watch.

 

[mixed_master7]

I forgot how hilarious Michael Cera was in This is the End.

 

[Previously]

There are several times each day, as I'm perusing TalkBeer, that I see something someone wrote and I think, "Gosh, I wonder if arren has some thoughts on this?"

I'm never disappointed, because he always does.

Here's his latest piece of hard-hitting, informative, click-bait beer journalism ********.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articl...lime-a-rita-fiesta-pack-americas-greates.html

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-thoughts-thread.217/page-3546#post-732863

 

[steimie]

Here's his latest piece of hard-hitting, informative, click-bait beer journalism ********.

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articl...lime-a-rita-fiesta-pack-americas-greates.html

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-thoughts-thread.217/page-3546#post-732863

This makes me love dontdrinkbeer even more than I already do.

 

[neorunner]

I love me some lime-a-ritas.












mixed_master7

 

[mixed_master7]

I love me some lime-a-ritas.












mixed_master7

I immediately thought of you when I read that. One of these days I'll buy a small kids pool and and try to one up that gigantic flower vase of yours.

 

[Previously]

All while continuing to express nothing but uninformed, angry, alcoholic, depressing nonsense. It's actually quite an impressive proclivity!

The moment I clicked "Place Order" I remembered that my SO's sister got [this gift card] for us to spend on our baby daughter.

Meh, **** that spoiled bitch.

I just can't quit you arren.

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-thoughts-thread.217/page-3549#post-733594

 

[FTowne1]

I just can't quit you arren.

I can't believe he's a parent. Poor kids. That guys an *******.

 

[neorunner]

Untappd should have a badge for checking in at Emergency Rooms....

 

[johnnyramirez]

I just can't quit you arren.

http://www.talkbeer.com/community/threads/random-thoughts-thread.217/page-3549#post-733594

He sounds like a hell of a parent.

 

[stupac2]

Untappd should have a badge for checking in at Emergency Rooms....

You can submit new badge ideas here: https://untappd.com/uservote/badges. That one's basically guaranteed to get voted straight to the top!