Trady
Well-Known Member

The fuq is going on here?
I was doing this by 18.Agreed.
Also, when you get old like me and you see people you don't want to talk to, you just don't talk to them, even if they do recognize you.
Gene, I would like to nominate sb67, Josh & Seawatchman.
What? I like marshmallows.
I hate them.What? I like marshmallows.
It's Friday. Anyone getting ****** and trying to convince ex wives or animals to lick your b-hole?
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So much bhole talk from you lately.It's Friday. Anyone getting ****** and trying to convince ex wives or animals to lick your b-hole?
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So much bhole talk from you lately.
Must be a new father.
I will never forget that fateful night in 1998 when MTV aired the unedited version of "Smack My Bitch Up". Kurt Loder's lead in at midnight on the dot let 13-yr-old me know that I probably shouldn't be wearing pants for this.
"You don't need your purse to go poop"
"when do you work tomorrow?"
"I don't ******* work tomorrow it's my day off"
-rural WI teens at a gas station
God my stories are so much worse than ant880's
You tell the worst stories.
I'm mostly surprised Dat Ass thread hasn't been revitalized here.
So jivex5k has been tracing his mspaints. Such disappoints.
I wonder if TheDuke will feel safe posting in here?
Relevant sig is relevant. Lady I've been seeing is adamantly opposed to anything butt related and I'm seriously contemplating ending things.
Pulled 1.5 Me's 5x today, had more in the tank but my grip couldn't take it.
Had a close friend attempt suicide Sunday night. She's doing better but its ****** with me pretty badly.
So jivex5k has been tracing his mspaints. Such disappoints.
So jivex5k has been tracing his mspaints. Such disappoints.