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[nmfree]

 

[bleme]

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So many questions....

 

[Schlenkerla]

What can you do with your finger that you can't do with your penis?

Or is it the other way around?

 

[nmfree]

What can you do with your finger that you can't do with your penis?

Or is it the other way around?

...if you gotta ask, I'm not going to tell you.

 

[Schlenkerla]

...if you gotta ask, I'm not going to tell you.

I wasn't talking about pickin' my nose. Was thinking about her...

 

[Schlenkerla]

 

[bleme]

I wasn't talking about pickin' my nose. Was thinking about her...

Unless you got a time machine, you are stuck with this now:

 

[triethylborane]

Unless you got a time machine, you are stuck with this now:

 

[Schlenkerla]

Unless you got a time machine, you are stuck with this now:

.....need eye bleach

 

[nmfree]

edit: I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

-anyway-

It's Wednesday! Time to shift it into high gear!

 

[arturo7]

edit: I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

-anyway-

It's Wednesday! Time to shift it into high gear!

that

is

awesome

 

[Inkleg]

.....need eye bleach

Hope there's enough to go around.......

 

[trav77]

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[Schlenkerla]

Hope there's enough to go around.......

Thank you!

 

[GrogNerd]

edit: I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

-anyway-

It's Wednesday! Time to shift it into high gear!

someone once gave me a tap handle (BMC of some sort) and I wanted to use it for my gear shift knob, but the threads weren't compatible

sold the Civic, no idea where the tap handle ran off to

 

[Homercidal]

You know, I really should make a tap handle from my Mustang shifter. I wonder if I still have it? By the time I get that old thing back on the road, I can replace it with something better than the 3-speed shifter knob it came with.

 

[triethylborane]

edit: I hate it when a plan doesn't come together.

-anyway-

It's Wednesday! Time to shift it into high gear!

That is a BMW E46 3 series

 

[triethylborane]

 

[nmfree]

It's Friday! I hope everyone was able to avoid any barriers people threw up in your way this week.

 

[JonM]

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[triethylborane]

At precisely 11:11 a.m. each Veterans Day (Nov. 11), the sun’s rays pass through the ellipses of the five Armed Services pillars to form a perfect solar spotlight over a mosaic of The Great Seal of the United States.

http://twistedsifter.com/2014/11/anthem-arizona-veterans-memorial/

 

[BikerMatt]

Woulda been even cooler if the image was projected onto the tiles, could have been easily done with a few lenses (though I bet someone would have gone and drawn a dickbutt onto the film for sure)

 

[Schlenkerla]

The dead whore is on ice....

Unfortunately she's in a trash can but that works!!!!

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[nmfree]

The dead whore is on ice....

Unfortunately she's in a trash can but that works!!!!

I think the whole thing will work better if you roll it up in a carpet.

 

[nmfree]

It's Saturday night! Time to dance like no one's watching!

 

[triethylborane]

The dead whore is on ice....

Unfortunately she's in a trash can but that works!!!!

If you were in calcutta, a kidney would have been removed by now.

 

[triethylborane]

It's Saturday night! Time to dance like no one's watching!

Yeah buddy!

 

[Schlenkerla]

I think the whole thing will work better if you roll it up in a carpet.

Yeah. Better insulated and soaks up the condensation as she thaws.

The second one is warm....

 

[Schlenkerla]

Stupidest thing ever.....

.... a handicap accessible bar. But the bar is normal height?

If you bellied up to the bar the top may be at eye level.

This is at the Hard Rock at Ontario and Clark in Chicago.

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[BamaProud]

Woulda been even cooler if the image was projected onto the tiles, could have been easily done with a few lenses (though I bet someone would have gone and drawn a dickbutt onto the film for sure)

whats a dickbutt

 

[BikerMatt]

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dick-butt
Might be NSFW in some places.

 

[harleybug88]

I'm glad my name isn't Richard.

 

[lschiavo]

Stupidest thing ever.....

.... a handicap accessible bar. But the bar is normal height?

If you bellied up to the bar the top may be at eye level.

This is at the Hard Rock at Ontario and Clark in Chicago.

Could you have been drunk possibly? I see a lower bar there.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Could you have been drunk possibly? I see a lower bar there.

Nope only had two beers....

Yeah there's a ledge there.

But the lower ledge is blocked off. The bartender can't reach that ledge and a handicapped person would have to reach eye level or higher to grab their drink.

Doesn't make sense to me. It's a waste of space at busy bar. The place is full of tables. Why not sit at a table if you're in a wheelchair¿

 

[nmfree]

Doesn't make sense to me. It's a waste of space at busy bar. The place is full of tables. Why not sit at a table if you're in a wheelchair¿

Having been out at the bars with someone in a wheelchair, "Because f--- you, that's why!"

 

[arturo7]

I want to design a wheelchair that raises to barstool height at the push of a button.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Having been out at the bars with someone in a wheelchair, "Because f--- you, that's why!"

No need for fowl words

I have nothing against making accommodations for people in wheelchairs. I think it's a good thing.

You're missing my point. It doesn't really accommodate somebody in a wheelchair. It's not functional for somebody in a wheel chair. The bar tenders would most likely not even notice there is somebody at those seats.

Seriously, as it is how would they pass a drink to them?

The bar should be lowered or a lift should be added to raise the patron.

 

[Schlenkerla]

I want to design a wheelchair that raises to barstool height at the push of a button.

Scissor lift....

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[GilaMinumBeer]

You're missing my point. It doesn't really accommodate somebody in a wheelchair. It's not functional for somebody in a wheel chair. The bar tenders would most likely not even notice there is somebody at those seats.

By international code, it's not a compliant bar. It would have to be at the lower height for the full depth of the counter to be compliant with ICC/ANSI regulations.

 

[Schlenkerla]

By international code, it's not a compliant bar. It would have to be at the lower height for the full depth of the counter to be compliant with ICC/ANSI regulations.

Thanks. It seemed silly to set it up the way they did.