Did you hear about the proctologist who went to sign his loan papers, pulled a rectal thermometer out of his pocket instead of a pen, and said, "Ahh, sh**, some a**hole has my pen!"
I think I saw this somewhere here on HBT...

Did you hear about the proctologist who went to sign his loan papers, pulled a rectal thermometer out of his pocket instead of a pen, and said, "Ahh, sh**, some a**hole has my pen!"
I want to retire there. It’s the only place where everything works.I would love to live or work here....
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I would love to live or work here....
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I grew up a hop, skip, and a short bike ride from Greenwood Cemetery where he's buried. Back in the late 70's our parents warned us to stay away because of the people that hung out there. Three of my grandparents are buried there as well.View attachment 656694 before they made a big monument for him
Nobody lives or works there.I would love to live or work here....
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Can you prove that?Nobody lives or works there.
It's only theoretical!
Nope. It's hypothetical. A personal theorem.Can you prove that?
So is the indicator true or false?Actually it's just a indicator to the theory....
So is the indicator true or false?
Bazinga.Consider Schrodinger's can of beer...
Postcard beautiful!!Youngest son's home in a Christmas Card moment...
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Nice brew shed off to the right there
Well it’s a 550 gallon cistern for our water. So that’s a start!
Ah! So, *LOTS* of beer!
OB/GYN's office decorations?