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I've never really liked any Schmaltz beer I've tried, but resistance is futile against the Star Trek theme. I assume Lutter can appreciate where I'm coming from.
 
Crooked Stave decided to bring back their Money Grab...I mean Cellar Reserve for 2018.

Cellar Reserve Annual Membership & Perks:
$100 annual membership cost
  • 2 select 750 ml bottles + custom glass
  • Access to purchasing bottles available to Cellar Reserve Members - Minimum of 6 brands once a quarter (4 x year) priced between $24 - $38
  • 10% discount in our Tap Room
  • First option to renew membership
  • Private Online Portal for purchasing and managing membership
Quarterly Releases:

Cellar Reserve will release a minimum of 6 brands once a quarter that will be available for members to purchase via the online membership portal. Some releases that we will have available in 2018 are:
  • Nightmare on Brett Sour Cherry Double Barrel Aged in Woodford Reserve Bourbon Barrels
  • Framboise
  • L'Brett d'Apricot aged in Sauvignon Blanc Barrels
  • Mama Bears Sour Cherry Pie Private Reserve aged in Port Barrels
  • Nightmare on Brett Sour Cherry Double Barrel aged in Cognac Barrels
  • Persica aged in Calvados Apple Brandy Barrels
  • Member Berries - Golden Sour Ale aged in oak with Tempranillo grapes
Bottle Selection
  • Bottles will vary in quantities & will be available to purchase on a 1st come 1st serve basis once the quarter releases are opened to members
    • Bottles will have limits subject to availability
  • Any bottles not sold to members will be available for purchase in the Crooked Stave Tap Room at a higher price

That's right. $100 for 2 750s and a glass. Plus the right to buy bottles that cost between $24 and $38.

I've got to be missing something.
 
Crooked Stave decided to bring back their Money Grab...I mean Cellar Reserve for 2018.



That's right. $100 for 2 750s and a glass. Plus the right to buy bottles that cost between $24 and $38.

I've got to be missing something.

That's one membership I will happily avoid. No, you aren't missing anything.
 
Crooked Stave decided to bring back their Money Grab...I mean Cellar Reserve for 2018.



That's right. $100 for 2 750s and a glass. Plus the right to buy bottles that cost between $24 and $38.

I've got to be missing something.


This is still turrible.

  • Nightmare on Brett Sour Cherry Double Barrel aged in Cognac Barrels
 
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I've never really liked any Schmaltz beer I've tried, but resistance is futile against the Star Trek theme. I assume Lutter can appreciate where I'm coming from.
They need to make a beer with prune juice called "Warriors Drink" to legitimize this series in my mind...

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That and a Blue/tinted Barrel Aged Romulan Ale. I know the previous license holder did exactly that, but maybe make it not suck this time....

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Maybe a beer with Earl Gray Tea or a Quark's bar reference. I feel like there's a lot of wasted opportunity with the license so far.
 
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Crooked Stave decided to bring back their Money Grab...I mean Cellar Reserve for 2018.



That's right. $100 for 2 750s and a glass. Plus the right to buy bottles that cost between $24 and $38.

I've got to be missing something.

I like a lot of Crooked Stave beers and his distribution company but holy **** that is a rip off.
 
Is this year's CBS good? When I had the first batch it was the best beer I had ever had. When I had it on draft in like 2015 it ******* sucked, it was so bad. If its actually good, I want to go get some this year.
 
Is this year's CBS good? When I had the first batch it was the best beer I had ever had. When I had it on draft in like 2015 it ******* sucked, it was so bad. If its actually good, I want to go get some this year.
I hope, I bought two bottles already.
 
Is this year's CBS good? When I had the first batch it was the best beer I had ever had. When I had it on draft in like 2015 it ******* sucked, it was so bad. If its actually good, I want to go get some this year.

My least favorite Berben Kounty variant.
 
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