Random Beer Thoughts

[tosh1]

What you mean you don't exclusively drink english milds? Ding

ISO: all the English Mild.

 

[JulianB1]

ISO: Big Milds

 

[boogercrack]

ISO: Black and Milds

 

[Stubs]

ISO: Big Milds

Would you take 2x Biggie Smalls?

 

[BadJustin]

I like-a tha juice, but I've always called them IPAs for people who can't handle IPAs.

You guys remember when we liked IPAs because they were hoppy and bitter and didn't taste like juice?

NE IPA, the beer for people who don't like the taste of beer. See also: adjunct riddled stout.

 

[RedCoffee]

ISO: Big Milds

Imperial BA Dark Milds will be 2017's newest hot style

 

[lb304854]

Ropey Tomes' value about to shoot through the roof.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Imperial BA Dark Milds will be 2017's newest hot style

Holding out for turbid milds in magnums

 

[furley]

Would you take 2x Biggie Smalls?

 

[arren]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

 

[Lutter]

 

[ant880]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

Pro tip: 4 days before Christmas is not the ideal purchasing window for things people actually want.

 

[jivex5k1]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

There's tons of them on amazon dude.

 

[Sam Fu]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

The best present you can give your son would be to tell him things never get better, and his alcoholism-induced "hobby" will cause him to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on glorified bread water that will either turn into degrading paper weights or piss.





This is why I'm not a parent.

#LifeLessons2016

 

[litheum94]

Pro tip: 4 days before Christmas is not the ideal purchasing window for things people actually want.

Pro-tip 2: the best gift you can give him is the lesson to not give a **** about what the cool toy of the season is. #NewMoney in the making.

 

[austinbridges]

Another classic...

There's nothing like it out there.

IPA-only guys, lead singers of boy bands and Lena Dunham all hate it.

Good.

More dark, roasted, Oak Whiskey-laced beer for you and me.

We still remember the reviewer last year who nailed it saying it tastes like a "God damn Friendly's milkshake".

Let us get right to it...

Fifty Fifty Brewing's annual Whiskey-aged Imperial Stout series, here's everything you need to know...

 

[drgarage1]

Another classic...

I LOVE oak whiskey. Especially when my beer gets laced with it.

 

[jbeezification1]

The best present you can give your son would be to tell him things never get better, and his alcoholism-induced "hobby" will cause him to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on glorified bread water that will either turn into degrading paper weights or piss.





This is why I'm not a parent.

#LifeLessons2016

I'd say this is a good reason why you should be a parent. We need more ******** and honesty in the world.

 

[Ziggy]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

Let me guess,


Hatchimals, or NES classic?

 

[jivex5k1]

Let me guess,


Hatchimals, or NES classic?

Princess Diana Beanie Baby

 

[Ziggy]

Princess Diana Beanie Baby

Does it come with lighter fluid and a match?

 

[Ziggy]

Princess Diana Beanie Baby

Damn, you weren't kidding.


https://www.etsy.com/listing/461759...P3Nj1LqHb5UlY2D43l9DF5Hc9IIsqvah2nxoCZ5bw_wcB

 

[jivex5k1]

Does it come with lighter fluid and a match?

No, it comes with Crash Test Dummies.

 

[arren]

Pro tip: 4 days before Christmas is not the ideal purchasing window for things people actually want.

I've been searching since Thanksgiving. Granted, I dragged my ass the past couple weeks, but I had legitimately no idea I was looking for the "hottest toys of the season" until I browsed online.

Let me guess,


Hatchimals, or NES classic?

Some laser tag thing and then some other Star Wars thing. They're not even Hatchimals-tier and they're still getting cleaned the **** out.

 

[Sage1]

No beer has ever been as hard to obtain as my son's ******* Christmas presents. I'm monitoring multiple "in stock" websites, who allow text, e-mail, and browser alerts, refreshing multiple websites constantly, and somehow I'm still missing out on this season's biggest toy whales. Beer shitlords clearly have much to learn from toy shitlords.

If I put an empty chair in front of Toys R Us before they open, you think they'll let me have priority?

Raise him to only want Lego. That’s the only thing I wanted growing up so buying me presents was pretty easy for my parents.

[edit]: Oh, and, I haven’t changed (this is from my current Amazon Wish List):

 

[Snarf1]

The best present you can give your son would be to tell him things never get better, and his alcoholism-induced "hobby" will cause him to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on glorified bread water that will either turn into degrading paper weights or piss.





This is why I'm not a parent.

#LifeLessons2016

 

[lb304854]

The best present you can give your son would be to tell him things never get better, and his alcoholism-induced "hobby" will cause him to spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on glorified bread water that will either turn into degrading paper weights or piss.





This is why I'm not a parent.

#LifeLessons2016

"...And then a few years later, you'll die."

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

No, it comes with Crash Test Dummies.

Seems unnecessarily duplicative.

 

[jivex5k1]

Seems unnecessarily duplicative.

I had to look up that word.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I had to look up that word.

I have the best words.