Random Beer Thoughts

[masterovkhaos]

BA Viet? Is it still 2:1+ with MBCP like the first batch I traded for?

 

[Phischy1]

Sometimes when I read beer labels these days I feel like the brewer just watched a ******* episode of Survivorman or some **** and got inspired.

Coming Soon: a saison aged on snakeskins, hickory shavings, and bark beetle grubs



Yeah, it's almost as bad as The Bruery

For me the worst name is: The Rare Barrel.

All rarez. All da time.

 

[austinbridges]

I'm opening a brewery and calling it The Local Barrel.

 

[nathanmiller]

The ultimate goal is to make beers that are impossible to find on Untappd. Kinda the opposite of Tired Hands or Threes, where you only need half of one word to narrow down the results to one option.

"Beer Brewing Co" featuring great beers such as "IPA," "Wheat," and "Pale."

 

[JulianB1]

How in the **** did pumpkin-cranberry beers become a thing?

 

[nathanmiller]

How in the **** did pumpkin-cranberry beers become a thing?

"Well my favorite parts of Thanksgiving are the pies and the cranberry goop in the shape of the can it comes from, so I bet that'll work together as a beer too."

 

[Stubs]

A small brewery from where I moved from recently changed their name.....
to Local Craft Beer.

That's just about the most gimmicky and ridiculous rebranding I've ever seen.

Will be super easy to Google and find the right place.

 

[drgarage1]

How in the **** did pumpkin-cranberry beers become a thing?

I think New Belgium started it with Kick, which was a delicious sour. Than they made Pumpkick, which sucks ****. And everyone copied it.

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

I think New Belgium started it with Kick, which was a delicious sour. Than they made Pumpkick, which sucks ****. And everyone copied it.

I heard rumors that next year there will be Turdumpkicken which will be made with pumpkins, cranberries and turduckens.

I've already set up my pre-trades.

 

[jbeezification1]

Jeez that's an ugly bitch.

Sometimes when I read beer labels these days I feel like the brewer just watched a ******* episode of Survivorman or some **** and got inspired.

Coming Soon: a saison aged on snakeskins, hickory shavings, and bark beetle grubs



Yeah, it's almost as bad as The Bruery



HNNNNNNNNNGH

I think The Bruery is a dope name.

 

[jivex5k1]

Jeez that's an ugly bitch.

I think The Bruery is a dope name.

Should have went with "The Broery"

 

[boogercrack]

Jeez that's an ugly bitch..

Are you a pretty crier?

There are ways to find out

 

[quirk6]

Are you a pretty crier?

There are ways to find out

 

[sacrelicio]

I had fresh Pseudo at the source (brewhub in Lakeland, I would never go to ******* Iowa) and it was a really good 4.25 on untappd.

Nope, not the same beer. Not even close.

And Decorah is a nice little town, man! Come on.

 

[arren]

Part of me wants to join in on the bashing a few pages ago of idiots buying $5 cans of pilsner, but today I bought cans of brewery-only IPA from Modern Times, and it roughly comes out to $5 per can.

<----- idiot

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Should have went with "The Broery"

I'm open The Bruhery

 

[Phischy1]

Part of me wants to join in on the bashing a few pages ago of idiots buying $5 cans of pilsner, but today I bought cans of brewery-only IPA from Modern Times, and it roughly comes out to $5 per can.

<----- idiot

 

[nanobrew1]

Part of me wants to join in on the bashing a few pages ago of idiots buying $5 cans of pilsner, but today I bought cans of brewery-only IPA from Modern Times, and it roughly comes out to $5 per can.

<----- idiot

While I hate spending that much on a can too, that does equal $6.87 for a bomber which seems normal...unfortunately.

 

[stakem1]

King Julius was only okay. 99% of you could not tell a blind taste test between 2016 Dark Lord and Manbearpig, because neither are very good.

Your first 3 posts shitting on the canned hop craze had me bobbing my head in agreement and I might have even yelled "testify!" once or twice.

Then, the comparison of derp lurd and MBP is where we became divided. If you cant tell the difference between those beers your taste budz have gone and disrepected ya with mixed signals to your brain brosef.

 

[arren]

Death by Coconut is better than 90% of all overhyped, adjunct-laden, high-trade-equity hypestouts.

 

[BravoDawg]

How in the **** did pumpkin-cranberry beers become a thing?

****** ass Terrapin probably lol

 

[trickytunadicky]

Death by Coconut is better than 90% of all overhyped, adjunct-laden, high-trade-equity hypestouts.

You didn't have the batch I had. It was pretty meh. More like nudge by coconut.

 

[BadJustin]

59.62 for a ******* 6 shipper from NY to TX? Fed Ex ground. Two charges, one for 37 and change on 10/18 and one for 22 something yesterday. The ****? Not impressed. I don't think it cost me that much to send 12 to CO for the n00b bif 2.0. I'll be calling them tomorrow. "I need you to help me understand why you hate my and are stretching my ass out on this box."

 

[quirk6]

You didn't have the batch I had. It was pretty meh. More like nudge by coconut.

Yeah, I had it once and it was whisper of coconut. I should revisit.

 

[claaark13]

I really wish I'd not ****** up and forgotten to perform the elaborate yet fairly straightforward task necessary to receive the refund for my infected GI BCBS bottles.



I don't mind some infected stouts, but this one isn't good. Neither are those from Sun King. Nor are those from 18th St.


**** I could have a case of great hops delivered to my door for free if I'd gotten the refund. To my mother ******* door. Then still have money to buy like 50 wings from BW3.

I could buy like 20 new games of Jenga, sell 1/2 of them at a discount at a garage sale, donate them to Goodwill, and then buy a case of fresh Two Hearted from the brewery and the gas to get to and fro and not lose money.

I could buy an inappropriate amount of sushi for two adult humans, a bottle of Woodford, drink like half the bottle and then eat the sushi and break even or still be ahead aside from the shame and maybe weird poop from all of that sushi, ell sauce and spicy mayo.

This was good. Good talk. Good game.

 

[trickytunadicky]

I really wish I'd not ****** up and forgotten to perform the elaborate yet fairly straightforward task necessary to receive the refund for my infected GI BCBS bottles.



I don't mind some infected stouts, but this one isn't good. Neither are those from Sun King. Nor are those from 18th St.


**** I could have a case of great hops delivered to my door for free if I'd gotten the refund. To my mother ******* door. Then still have money to buy like 50 wings from BW3.

I could buy like 20 new games of Jenga, sell 1/2 of them at a discount at a garage sale, donate them to Goodwill, and then buy a case of fresh Two Hearted from the brewery and the gas to get to and fro and not lose money.

I could buy an inappropriate amount of sushi for two adult humans, a bottle of Woodford, drink like half the bottle and then eat the sushi and break even or still be ahead aside from the shame and maybe weird poop from all of that sushi, ell sauce and spicy mayo.

This was good. Good talk. Good game.

Or like one bottle of Heart of Darkness

 

[JonathanAmes]

I really wish I'd not ****** up and forgotten to perform the elaborate yet fairly straightforward task necessary to receive the refund for my infected GI BCBS bottles.



I don't mind some infected stouts, but this one isn't good. Neither are those from Sun King. Nor are those from 18th St.


**** I could have a case of great hops delivered to my door for free if I'd gotten the refund. To my mother ******* door. Then still have money to buy like 50 wings from BW3.

I could buy like 20 new games of Jenga, sell 1/2 of them at a discount at a garage sale, donate them to Goodwill, and then buy a case of fresh Two Hearted from the brewery and the gas to get to and fro and not lose money.

I could buy an inappropriate amount of sushi for two adult humans, a bottle of Woodford, drink like half the bottle and then eat the sushi and break even or still be ahead aside from the shame and maybe weird poop from all of that sushi, ell sauce and spicy mayo.

This was good. Good talk. Good game.

Did you know Jenga is the Swahili word for "to build".

 

[tikk]

Did you know Jenga is the Swahili word for "to build".

 

[reverseapachemaster1]

Did you know Jenga is the Swahili word for "to build".

That's what you learn from a love connection you made off a telephone pole flyer.

 

[tosh1]

I really wish I'd not ****** up and forgotten to perform the elaborate yet fairly straightforward task necessary to receive the refund for my infected GI BCBS bottles.



I don't mind some infected stouts, but this one isn't good. Neither are those from Sun King. Nor are those from 18th St.


**** I could have a case of great hops delivered to my door for free if I'd gotten the refund. To my mother ******* door. Then still have money to buy like 50 wings from BW3.

I could buy like 20 new games of Jenga, sell 1/2 of them at a discount at a garage sale, donate them to Goodwill, and then buy a case of fresh Two Hearted from the brewery and the gas to get to and fro and not lose money.

I could buy an inappropriate amount of sushi for two adult humans, a bottle of Woodford, drink like half the bottle and then eat the sushi and break even or still be ahead aside from the shame and maybe weird poop from all of that sushi, ell sauce and spicy mayo.

This was good. Good talk. Good game.

Sitting on a bunch of known infected BcBC don't know the acronoms.

Got I wish I cared. Srs.

I have 3/4 bottles. I'll drain pour them in 10. Years, maybe.