After years of seeking out the finest and most noteworthy craft brews, we've still never found any quite like these...
But we're not alone in our thinking. Jeff Alworth, author of The Beer Bible, says:
"Hair of the Dog is to beer what Velvet Underground was to music. Brewer Alan Sprints crafts some of the beer most admired by his peers."
For the lay person, Hair of the Dog's beers are hard to understand. But for those who "get it", we haven't found anything that compares.
If you're looking for light refreshing beers to follow a 20 mile bike ride... these are not the beers for you.
If you're seeking a young, crisp blonde (still talking ale not women) to accompany you whilst you mowthe lawn, you'll have to look elsewhere.
When then might you enjoy a beer from Hair of the Dog?
We can come up with a few scenarios.
- Your father, the world's wealthiest oil magnate just put you in charge of the company's Morris M52, which you have agreed will only be used for business purposes.
- Your brother's name is Nelson Bunker Hunt and the two of you are meeting in an undisclosed location to discuss final plans to corner the silver market.
- Any scenario involving mergers, corporate takeovers, conglomerates, organizations and syndicates.
And anytime you find yourself in a situation like this...
Men richer and classier than you know which beer to enjoy alongside a fine cigar
Known for their high alcohol content, Hair of the Dog's high powered beers are made for one thing, sipping.
And once you experience layer upon layer of intense, creamy, dark flavors... you'll understand why.
If you don't find yourself attracted to the types of beer we speak of, no hard feelings.
But if you do, you may already know how hard Hair of the Dog's beers are to come by. The brewery has little interest in widely distributing their bottles. Instead opting to keep them at the brewery to serve thelocal market.
For the last two years we've been lucky to hunt down a case or two at a time, often selling out within a couple days or even hours.
If memory serves us, today marks
the first time we've ever had 5 bottles from Hair of the Dog all atthe same time.
Just in are a few cases of Adam, Hair of the Dog's German-inspired Old Ale. The Bros at BeerAdvocate gave Adam a World-Class 98 of 100 rating and had this praise to put on it:
"Murky brown colour with a thin lace and decent head retention to boot. Aromas of ripe figs, caramel and husky grain.
Figgy sweet, layer of caramel, hints of husk and yeast, and struggling hop balance. Full bodied and very creamy on the tongue off of a moderate carbonation. Higher alcohols are merely in ester form and somewhat get lost in the malt in a very deceiving way. Sweet finish with a slow warming feeling.
Overly drinkable barleywines can be a dangerous thing, this beers name is dangerous. Goes down some smooth and creamy, with layers of sweetness that are no cloying at all caress thetaste buds to bring them closer to heaven. Highly recommended especially on tap."
Damn! If that's not everything you're looking for in a beer, we don't know what you're doing.
Also in are
super fresh bottles of Hair of the Dog's American Double IPA, Blue Dot. Only available 3-4 times a year, this is an IPA people love, but we struggle to keep on the shelves. Word on the street is this might be the best batch of Blue Dot yet.
Brewermaster Alan Sprints attributes this to a new hop filter, which is giving Blue Dot even cleaner flavors. Yes!
Very limited bottles of Otto From The Wood are on hand today as well. Otto is our personal favorite of all the Hair of the Dog brews. It comes around once every year or two and is just a spectacular tasting beer.
John Z agrees with us:
"Boozy nose with peaches and cherries. Amazingly rich. Lots of fruit, oak and booze on thepalate. Just freaking awesome."
Otto is soothing and deep, with flavors of red and black fruits, vanilla and oak. It blends peaches and cherries with Hair of the Dog's distinguished beer, Fred. It is then aged in oak barrels for at least 18 months.
Speaking of Fred,
we have a few cases of Fred today as well.
Find all 5 Hair of the Dog bottles available right here for a limited time.
If you miss out, no sympathy. There's no crying in beer.
We're not sure we've ever been able to offer five of Hair of the Dog's iconic beers all at the same time before. So, for your sake, we hope you take advantage of this opportunity to load up while you can.
Cheers,
Matthew