Random Beer Thoughts

[arren]

Name me another group outside of beer geeks who just absolutely beats jokes to death. #newmoney, trade equity, etc. Please just stop.

Do...do you not venture outside of TalkBeer? Literally every single niche hobby/enthusiast group has tired, played out memes.

#newmoney though isn't really a joke anymore though, considering actual #newmoney co-opted it as their own label in a forced, misguided sense of irony.

EDIT:

Gobshite.

 

[drgarage1]

Do...do you not venture outside of TalkBeer? Literally every single niche hobby/enthusiast group has tired, played out memes.

#newmoney though isn't really a joke anymore though, considering actual #newmoney co-opted it as their own label in a forced, misguided sense of irony.

EDIT:

Gobshite.

 

[regularjohn]

Name me another group outside of beer geeks who just absolutely beats jokes to death. #newmoney, trade equity, etc. Please just stop.

i must have missed the trade equity one, i cant keep up with all these DANKBEERMEMES

 

[lb304854]

Name me another group outside of beer geeks who just absolutely beats jokes to death. #newmoney, trade equity, etc. Please just stop.

no

 

[Juice1]

Name me another group outside of beer geeks who just absolutely beats jokes to death. #newmoney, trade equity, etc. Please just stop.

Comedians? Comediennes?

 

[Juice1]

i must have missed the trade equity one, i cant keep up with all these DANKBEERMEMES

#wheresyourfeedbackbro

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

I just stumbled across this check in from a random DDT thread a few weeks back (don't ask).



holy ****, that glass is beyond hilarious and ironic. #dixzaregewd

 

[drgarage1]

I just stumbled across this check in from a random DDT thread a few weeks back (don't ask).



holy ****, that glass is beyond hilarious and ironic. #dixzaregewd

Never cross the streams.

 

[mateoloco]

I just stumbled across this check in from a random DDT thread a few weeks back (don't ask).



holy ****, that glass is beyond hilarious and ironic. #dixzaregewd

And on the back of the label it says, a "Perfectly Executed Neckbeard Imperial Stout" (AKA P.E.N.I.S.).

 

[drgarage1]

And on the back of the label it says, a "Perfectly Executed Neckbeard Imperial Stout" (AKA P.E.N.I.S.).

This is either the most or least self-aware neckbeards have ever been.

 

[lb304854]

This is either the most or least self-aware neckbeards have ever been.

Ill say least. They DO NOT like getting called on it in person.

 

[Gonzoillini1]

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/god-bless-e-40-whose-new-beer-is-absolutely-horrible-1758437775

Highlight Quotes

"Unfortunately, this beer is ******* revolting. It begins with a sweet mouth-wallop of what’s probably supposed to be honey, but is really just concentrated artificial sweetener, before a coppery wave of alcohol washes it all out. You’re left with the taste of mediciny grain and dust. It tastes like someone put pennies in some white wine, left it out in the sun, then carbonated that ****".

"That said, I’ve guzzled a 40 or two in my day, and this is among the worst. Mickey’s and High Life are cheaper, and both taste less like Motrin mixed with a squeezed-out bar sponge"

 

[arren]

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/god-bless-e-40-whose-new-beer-is-absolutely-horrible-1758437775

Highlight Quotes

"Unfortunately, this beer is ******* revolting. It begins with a sweet mouth-wallop of what’s probably supposed to be honey, but is really just concentrated artificial sweetener, before a coppery wave of alcohol washes it all out. You’re left with the taste of mediciny grain and dust. It tastes like someone put pennies in some white wine, left it out in the sun, then carbonated that ****".

"That said, I’ve guzzled a 40 or two in my day, and this is among the worst. Mickey’s and High Life are cheaper, and both taste less like Motrin mixed with a squeezed-out bar sponge"

Damn, dontdrinkbeer got outscooped



ISO

 

[BlumBeer]

If Josh Blum is BlumBeer, then that's pretty rich coming from him

Why would that be?

 

[JulianB1]

Ballast Point Mango Even Keel is a complete abomination...******* horrible....****....I would rather drink Mango Hottenroth.

Holy **** were you ever right about that, got a pour yesterday from a can one of my friends was sharing and dumped almost all of it. So perfumy and gross. Reminds me of the mango salsa Pringles flavor in liquid form (MordorMongo trickytunadicky harrymel SeaWatchman).

Pineapple Sculpin, on the other hand, is really quite good.

 

[masterovkhaos]

Pineapple sculpin tastes like jupiña mixed with sculpin, but it's somehow not terrible.

 

[JackieAnton]

So perfumy and gross. Reminds me of the mango salsa Pringles flavor in liquid form

I know this is going to out me as the disgusting pig I am, but this sentence is literally the only reason I am walking to the store right now to buy some of dat to go with my mango salsa Pringles.

RIP mango salsa lays, only the good die young

 

[harrymel1]

I know this is going to out me as the disgusting pig I am, but this sentence is literally the only reason I am walking to the store right now to buy some of dat to go with my mango salsa Pringles.

RIP mango salsa lays, only the good die young

Disgusting pig!

 

[trickytunadicky]

Just soloed a mango. Going to regret that later.

 

[DelToro]

Pineapple sculpin tastes like jupiña mixed with sculpin, but it's somehow not terrible.

On that description alone I now want to try Jupina Sculpin and will seek out a bottle. If they make a CoCo Rico Sculpin then I will gladly overpay for their 6 packs.

 

[arren]

Tis the season for dueling "how long did YOU wait for Pliny the Younger" war stories. I'm equally guilty of this when I get a few in me, but it's funny just how quickly it devolves into a "Oh well I know so-and-so from somesuch beer bar" dick measuring contest.

 

[evilc]

Tis the season for dueling "how long did YOU wait for Pliny the Younger" war stories. I'm equally guilty of this when I get a few in me, but it's funny just how quickly it devolves into a "Oh well I know so-and-so from somesuch beer bar" dick measuring contest.

DUDE DO YOU KNOW NATE? IOMG DUE HEs THWIS BIG DUIDE SUPER FAMUS IN SAN DIEWGF!!!

 

[sb67]

Tis the season for dueling "how long did YOU wait for Pliny the Younger" war stories. I'm equally guilty of this when I get a few in me, but it's funny just how quickly it devolves into a "Oh well I know so-and-so from somesuch beer bar" dick measuring contest.

That's when I can put my nose in the air: "IIIII didn't have to wait for Pliny because I don't drink IPAs. So there. Neener."
Seriously, though, it's kind of nice not to feel the pressure to hunt it down when it comes out, though apparently getting a pint here would have been easy. A quiet tapping with a 1-per-person limit meant the keg hadn't kicked after 5 hours.

 

[mwbbq]

I swear tosh is really a group of 6 people. How else could he be on TB every second of the day? I want to see the stats on how many likes that generous bastard gives out.

 

[drgarage1]

That's when I can put my nose in the air: "IIIII didn't have to wait for Pliny because I don't drink IPAs. So there. Neener."
Seriously, though, it's kind of nice not to feel the pressure to hunt it down when it comes out, though apparently getting a pint here would have been easy. A quiet tapping with a 1-per-person limit meant the keg hadn't kicked after 5 hours.

Oh, no. That's more insufferable than any other bragging.

"Enjoy your Pliny! I'm happy just enjoying the perfection of Sam Adams Boston Lager!"

 

[RyanG1]

I swear tosh is really a group of 6 people. How else could he be on TB every second of the day? I want to see the stats on how many likes that generous bastard gives out.

Actually, it is just me.


I am tosh.

 

[drgarage1]

Actually, it is just me.


I am tosh.

I am @spartacus.

 

[sb67]

Oh, no. That's more insufferable than any other bragging.

"Enjoy your Pliny! I'm happy just enjoying the perfection of Sam Adams Boston Lager!"

(pssst! I was making a joke. I hope everyone who wanted Pliny got some, and appreciated having one less person in competition.)

 

[tosh1]

I swear tosh is really a group of 6 people. How else could he be on TB every second of the day? I want to see the stats on how many likes that generous bastard gives out.

More than 20,000 less than I have received. Just saying.

 

[tosh1]

More than 20,000 less than I have received. Just saying.

God I am a **** up.

That should have said

20,000 more than I have received.