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I've been mailed 4 speeding tickets from a town 200 miles away that I have never even been to. Each time I had to send a letter from my employer that at the time of the incident, I was working and my car is on video in the parking lot.

I went into town one night at 2am to get some milk so my daughter could have it when she woke up. On the way back I was pulled over and the officer told me that I had crossed the center line 3 times. I politely pointed out that this whole road had just been repaved and the wasn't a center line yet!

Worst was one night I was driving back from a wedding rehearsal. I was the best man and the groom is a highway patrolman. I was in the right lane and coming up fast on a slow moving truck so I turn on my signal for a lane change. The car in the left lane about 20 feet back saw my signal and sped up to keep me from changing lanes. I foolishly sped up and changed lanes anyway. Turns out the a$$wipe who wouldn't let me in their lane was a CHP who ticketed me for reckless driving.
 
Had you and your 26 buddies just laid waste to Hue City?

no, but that's why I started singing it. bwhaahahahaha!! and I also got out of 26 counts of contributing to minors. which was awesome because I didn't buy them any booze. the guy the got it was "fishing" for it all day and spoke up right away.
 
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