Question the answers, or WTF?

[kjung]

I would hurt myself if I had to hit HWMO every time he does it! HWMO uses the "I am fascinated by your ****s, so this is actually kind of your fault" angle. He even has sort of a jig he occasionally does before he attacks, so I know it's coming. Just make it entertaining!

That's the same excuse that I use every time I play grab-ass with SWMBO !
"Baby, it's not MY fault you have such a cute lil booty !"

 

[Buford]

I've already told her teachers to confiscate any books she reads when it's not reading time (she has a reading problem... She can't stop reading!).

And you consider this a bad thing?