Post a pic--let's see your ugly mugs

[headbanger]

Me and SWMBO

You're married to Marie Osmond?

 

[bottlebomber]

Me and SWMBO

Uhh... Nice work?

 

[sonofgrok]

Just because you have it, doesn't mean you have to flaunt it.

You may not have to, but you most certainly should

 

[bottlebomber]

You may not have to, but you most certainly should

I've always tried to encourage it

 

[maxamuus]

You're married to Marie Osmond?

I had sex in Marie Osmonds hot tub. True story.

 

[passedpawn]

I had sex in Marie Osmonds hot tub. True story.

I went to the same correspondence school (by mail) as the Osmonds. Not quite as cool, but it's all the Osmond connection I got.

 

[headbanger]

I had sex in Marie Osmonds hot tub. True story.

Come on now, let's not dis the man's wife over an intended compliment.

That said, I would love to here the steamy details in the "I had sex in the osmond's hot tub" thread that you're about to start.

 

[maxamuus]

The details arent all that steamy. Marie lived a couple streets over. She was off doing her QVC gig peedling her dolls. I was "friends with benifits" of the housesitter. The rest is history. :rockin:

 

[BobbiLynn]

I once had sex in Joyce DeWitt's pool, or by the pool actually. From that show 3's company. Yeah, not very glamorous. My cousin was cleaning her house while I kept an eye on the gardeners.

 

[bwirthlin]

I once had sex in Joyce DeWitt's pool, or by the pool actually. From that show 3's company. Yeah, not very glamorous. My cousin was cleaning her house while I kept an eye on the gardeners.

Sex in a pool is dope!!

 

[bottlebomber]

Sex in a pool is dope!!

Sex in a pool or any water is barely possible, let alone dope

 

[sonofgrok]

Sex in a pool or any water is barely possible, let alone dope

^

 

[CreamyGoodness]

You initiate... erm... contact before you get in the water and then delicately coordinate walking to the water together without... slippage...

even then its a novelty act

 

[forstmeister]

A couple older ones of me, one in Shenandoah with the kids a few years back, the other at the Henry Ford in Michigan playing with "old timey toys"

 

[SharonaZamboni]

You initiate... erm... contact before you get in the water and then delicately coordinate walking to the water together without... slippage...

even then its a novelty act

Ah! So that's the secret!

 

[naga77777]

I once had sex in Joyce DeWitt's pool, or by the pool actually. From that show 3's company. Yeah, not very glamorous. My cousin was cleaning her house while I kept an eye on the gardeners.

Affirmative.

 

[bottlebomber]

Affirmative.

Ha! Good catch

 

[Hang Glider]

sorry, still stuck here -

Well, here is my actual mugshot from years ago. Something about battery and criminal mischief with property damage. A fight with a girl over a guy. I was kind of proud of myself in this jailhouse photo. Everyone said that I grabbed her by the neck and threw her down so hard that her feet went flying right up into the air. My mugshot... only time I was ever arrested and charges got dropped, at least the battery ones did, plead guilty to "criminal mischief" and got one month probation. Whatever that means, cost me $240, worth every penny.

and the boys say you clean up good?

will you marry me?

 

[BobbiLynn]

sorry, still stuck here -

and the boys say you clean up good?

will you marry me?

Sorry, no. Even my kids and my sisters say I clean up nice. Since you so enjoyed the first picture of me, here's another. I'm the cute one on the far left. Me and my 3 sisters.

 

[Hang Glider]

well...if you won't, are any of your sisters single and of similar temperament ?

 

[headbanger]

well...if you won't, are any of your sisters single and of similar temperament ?

Hint: If you have a swimming pool now would be the time to divulge that information, just saying... A gardener or two might not hurt your case either.

 

[BobbiLynn]

well...if you won't, are any of your sisters single and of similar temperament ?

I'm not even really sure what that look on my face in the mug shot means. Did notice, however that my eyes are green, not their usual bluish-gray. I think I look pissed off. Hubby says I'm adorable when I'm pissed.

:rockin:

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Your parents were obviously people who liked to practice things.

 

[BobbiLynn]

Your parents were obviously people who liked to practice things.

Back then it was hit and miss. Keep trying... oops, messed up again... let's try one more time...

 

[Huaco]

Here am I.

 

[sonofgrok]

Here am I.

Excellent manbeard

 

[CoalCracker]

My nephew and I.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Cracker, I do NOT know why I pictured you with black hair.

 

[Goofynewfie]

Crappy cellphone pic taken at work around 4am

 

[CreamyGoodness]

Just proves what I always knew... Canadians are all sideways