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[Psylocide]

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[1977Brewer]

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Warm Suggestion, go eff yourself.

 

[Rock_Toy]

Happy green and white bikini day!!!

 

[drainbamage]

Happy green and white bikini day!!!

Quoted so Psylocide (can't do the @ feature on my phone) has something to look at besides the ringworm.


Edit: Ok, so the pic isn't carrying over either. FINE. :cross:

Edit edit: Sorry, I'm at the office on St. Paddy's and feeling kinda edgy. Need beer.

 

[soccerdad]

I wish I had a nickel for every time I heard someone use this excuse, "Could be a crack head got a holt to the wrong stuff."

 

[TallDan]

...and Jimmy two times who got that nickname because he said everything twice, like:

Best would have to be Mong's video IMO

Best would have to be Mong's video IMO

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfW-MPUjC_0[/ame]

 

[Qhrumphf]

 

[cattmoble]

Ha ha

 

[vanishingpint]

Props to cyberwollf . He da man!

 

[electrolight]

I finally converted. Used to be agnostic. I told myself that if god, jesus or any thing else of that nature ever showed themselves, I'd convert on the spot.

My european grandma came to visit me last month, so this was quite an occasion as it happens rarley. Anyhow, she's one of those bickering ladies who loves everyone but doesn't hesitate to open her mouth.

Well one evening she saw me sipping glass of some silver tree vodka. When she asked what it was i said water, but she knew better and I knew better.

Well she waddled over to her purse and pulled out a small object. I couldn't make out what it was. She waddled on over and looked at me and so I looked at her and didn't realize she had just emptied a vial of Holy Water into my glass! She said if I felt the need to drink, it should have gods blessing.

And then I saw it, the holy spirit...

 

[Rotor_Head]

I finally converted. Used to be agnostic. I told myself that if god, jesus or any thing else of that nature ever showed themselves, I'd convert on the spot.

My european grandma came to visit me last month, so this was quite an occasion as it happens rarley. Anyhow, she's one of those bickering ladies who loves everyone but doesn't hesitate to open her mouth.

Well one evening she saw me sipping glass of some silver tree vodka. When she asked what it was i said water, but she knew better and I knew better.

Well she waddled over to her purse and pulled out a small object. I couldn't make out what it was. She waddled on over and looked at me and so I looked at her and didn't realize she had just emptied a vial of Holy Water into my glass! She said if I felt the need to drink, it should have gods blessing.

And then I saw it, the holy spirit...

That reminds me about the time the horse walked into a bar and the bar tender asked him, "Why the long face?"

 

[AWNbrewer]

View attachment ImageUploadedByHome Brew1426675521.465479.jpg that escalated quickly

 

[Psylocide]

 

[BierGut]

Is this safe for work? I feel like at any moment I'm going to realize that this is a butthole or something.

 

[Psylocide]

Is this safe for work? I feel like at any moment I'm going to realize that this is a butthole or something.

It was posted by one.


Actually, it's one of a bunch of abandoned monuments in Yugoslavia... really cool stuff.

http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html

 

[BierGut]

I'm all outta bubblegum

 

[Homercidal]

Is this safe for work? I feel like at any moment I'm going to realize that this is a butthole or something.

If you blur it a bit, it does resemble goatse a little bit...


(Please do NOT google that!)

 

[BierGut]

If you blur it a bit, it does resemble goatse a little bit...


(Please do NOT google that!)

yeah really. Or tub girl. Definitely do not google that one. Unless you're not at work Psylocide, then go right ahead.

 

[drainbamage]

Is it weird that I've never seen Goatse or Tubgirl or Lemon Party or any of that infamous online stuff? Not even 2 Girls 1 Cup.

I have a pretty bad morbid curiosity, but sometimes I can go by context when I really don't need to see something.

 

[BierGut]

I see what you did there.

I of course went, "what's lemon party?", Google.....ewww oh yeah thats right...seen that before.

 

[LAHammer]

You're responsible for the amateur sketch, arentcha?

Pisses me off - I'm no amateur!
Some of my best work...:fro:

 

[hunter_le five]

Is this safe for work? I feel like at any moment I'm going to realize that this is a butthole or something.

Speaking of buttholes:

 

[TallDan]

It was posted by one.


Actually, it's one of a bunch of abandoned monuments in Yugoslavia... really cool stuff.

http://www.cracktwo.com/2011/04/25-abandoned-soviet-monuments-that-look.html

They missed one:

 

[BierGut]

They missed one:

Someone should use that as an album cover. Pretty cool.

 

[drainbamage]

I see what you did there.

I of course went, "what's lemon party?", Google.....ewww oh yeah thats right...seen that before.

AHAHAHAHA!

Not my intention, I swear. I also figured it was safe to bring up because no one else could go posting them to force me to look.

 

[Homercidal]

Never heard of lemonparty. I quick google without clicking on the links told me all I never wanted to know...

The others were popular back during Dial-Up Days. Back when you could easily trick anyone into clicking on anything... Good times.

 

[Qhrumphf]

I thought about disguising a short url to goatse inside QR code and then embedding that code in seemingly harmless advertising stickers and plastering all over town. Probably a good thing i never followed through.

 

[Homercidal]

I thought about disguising a short url to goatse inside QR code and then embedding that code in seemingly harmless advertising stickers and plastering all over town. Probably a good thing i never followed through.

Create some QR stickers and place them over legitimate QR codes on seemingly harmless items.

Send some kids to therapy...

 

[drainbamage]

That's insidious. I like it.

The closest I've come is leaving blank CD-Rs with fake porno titles (The Crocodile Humper 3: Going Way Down Under) in conspicuous places.

 

[Psylocide]

I've stuck a few of these on the back of public restroom stall doors... never been around when they've been discovered though. Has got to be hilarious.

 

[drainbamage]

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[BierGut]

Tubgirl?

 

[PlexVector]

Where cheap beer comes from:

 

[AWNbrewer]

I've stuck a few of these on the back of public restroom stall doors... never been around when they've been discovered though. Has got to be hilarious.

Actually... Yes, yes he is at this moment watching me poop....

 

[electrolight]

My doctor asked me if I drank to excess.

I told him I would drink to anything!

 

[fuzzy2133]

"Normal" is just another way to say acceptable to society.

 

[cyberwollf]

Where'd the OP go?

Have been busy at work, only to check back in and find this thread exploded. Just read all 36 pages in reverse order (in hindsight, it seems appropriate for this thread).

 

[TallDan]

Have been busy at work, only to check back in and find this thread exploded. Just read all 36 pages in reverse order (in hindsight, it seems appropriate for this thread).

NINE! Another one reading the dog pages.

Speaking of dogs, here's a picture of a waterfall:

 

[ChefRex]

Waterfalls are cool,

 

[1977Brewer]

Waterfalls are cool,

Just don't go chasing 'em.