A few others have mentioned this, but it bears repeating: if you think a New York pizza is like a "cracker" or "crispy" in any way, you've never had a real NY pizza. The dough is thin, firm on the bottom but soft under the cheese, and remains elastic with a bit of stretch to it. It definitely should not be capable of supporting it's own weight, that's why you use two hands or fold it into a wedge! The cheese should be whole-milk mozarella, which is so incredibly rich that you don't need a whole lot of it. The sauce is slightly acidic, seasoned with oregano and applied sparingly. Just like a fine beer, it's all about balance.
I prefer to make my own, using semolina flour with a touch of olive oil, and fresh buffalo mozzarella. The KitchenAid mixer makes short work of the dough. But when I want it quick,
Mulberry Street Pizzeria (owned and operated by actress Cathy Moriarty, who is frequently there boxing up the pies!) makes a pizza virtually indistinguishable from the genuine item. They still hand-toss the dough, a skill I've not been able to learn. The water for their door is NY tap water that they truck in...as brewers, we don't need to be reminded of the importance of water.
Has anybody looked up pizza on Wikipedia? There are some unusual examples there. Like say, "pizza" topped with hamburgers, fries and bacon. Fascinating, but not really pizza.