Pittsburgh

[epicureIO]

Does anyone have a floor corker that would work with belgian corks that I could borrow for an hour or two?

 

[McMatt7]

Does anyone have a floor corker that would work with belgian corks that I could borrow for an hour or two?

Unfortunately i don't but [insert penis joke].

 

[preluderl]

Unfortunately i don't but [insert penis joke].

Put a cork in it, you cheeky ******.

 

[McMatt7]

Put a cork in it, you cheeky ******.

 

[McMatt7]

On the strength, i'm gonna hit BG tonight to cop a few drams of that new lag if anyone is around and down to pound in Brad-town say word.

Eh yo moarhops you should quit your job.

 

[kbuzz1]

"semi-sweet aromas of yellow cake and sugar sprinkles"

Sugar sprinkles don't ******* smell like anything you ******* idiot.

My god, it never ends with that clown. I love it.

 

[preluderl]

I just love it that he called them sprinkles. Isn't that enough to get the Burgh crowd in a flutter?

 

[McMatt7]

"semi-sweet aromas of yellow cake and sugar sprinkles"

Sugar sprinkles don't ******* smell like anything you ******* idiot.

My god, it never ends with that clown. I love it.

No joke full dickclosure IMHO, this doesn't sound bad at all. In fact, as a yuge fan of yellow cake and estery ass Belgian yeast, it sounds good.

Nothing in the description about Kansas City octopus giblets or grandma's chapped feet or anything.

What's your beef burger king? He who is afraid don't ever get laid.

 

[OneDropSoup]

"semi-sweet aromas of yellow cake and sugar sprinkles"

Sugar sprinkles don't ******* smell like anything you ******* idiot.

My god, it never ends with that clown. I love it.

Is pastry sours a thing yet?

 

[kbuzz1]

Is pastry sours a thing yet?

Is now. Leave it to DL. Wild by Design, *******.

 

[OneDropSoup]

Is now. Leave it to DL. Wild by Design, *******.

This is close to where I grew up:
http://wildbydesigntaxidermy.com/

 

[McMatt7]

This is close to where I grew up:
http://wildbydesigntaxidermy.com/

Why the **** would you stuff an animal like this? This is the dumbest **** on the ******* planet.

 

[preluderl]

Why the **** would you stuff an animal like this? This is the dumbest **** on the ******* planet.

Taxidermy is really, really, really, really weird to me.

 

[McMatt7]

Taxidermy is really, really, really, really weird to me.

I don't get it either but this is just stupid. You kill the thing and spend the money to get it stuffed so that it looks dead again? SMH (suck my hemorrhage)

 

[clwatt3]

Why the **** would you stuff an animal like this? This is the dumbest **** on the ******* planet.

It takes up less floor space to display?

 

[dadavat]

I don't get it either but this is just stupid. You kill the thing and spend the money to get it stuffed so that it looks dead again? SMH (suck my hemorrhage)

i totally agree. i prefer my taxidermy to look like its playing poker or bowling.

 

[McMatt7]

It takes up less floor space to display?

Wall space bro, do you even display things?

 

[McMatt7]

i totally agree. i prefer my taxidermy to look like its playing poker or bowling.

This one makes sense cause it's hilarious.

 

[McMatt7]

I haven't been this angry since i saw pictures of chairs in lines at breweries.

I've got something in my anxiety attack, i'll talk to you guys later.

 

[epicureIO]

http://www.badtaxidermy.com/

 

[OneDropSoup]

DeuceDropSoup's first in-home daycare was run by this sweet, super-Christian lady who lived in a split level. On the opposite side of the house from the entrance was a huge rec room that stretched two stories & was decked floor to ceiling with about 100 taxidermied animals. We called it the Dead Zoo.

 

[clwatt3]

Wall space bro, do you even display things?

That one is way more creative.

 

[Pierre Pressure]

They've got nothing on Walter Potter.

 

[moarhops1]

 

[OneDropSoup]

Is that the one they called inbred lynx?

 

[Pierre Pressure]

All I'm saying is, Brewdog knows whats up.

 

[dadavat]

Voodoo brc ladies, better hustle! Unfortunately I won't be able to make it til 7 ish.

 

[McMatt7]

Voodoo brc ladies, better hustle! Unfortunately I won't be able to make it til 7 ish.

 

[chefduff2]

Sold out yet? Any granny mules?

 

[brother rebus]

Stroking out from carbon monoxide poisoning on this ****** bridge.