Pittsburgh

[PSUMike]

Happy New Year, bicycle institute!

Yeah, what the hell was that even supposed to mean? I feel like it had to be a jacked up auto-correct. Otherwise, I'm learning new vocabulary from the PNW.

 

[kbuzz1]

Happy New Year, bicycle institute!

Happy New Obscure References to you as well!

 

[OneDropSoup]

Yeah, what the hell was that even supposed to mean? I feel like it had to be a jacked up auto-correct. Otherwise, I'm learning new vocabulary from the PNW.

The OP had his school listed as "Barnett Bicycle Institute", so I've heard. So the hurt, angry brewer turned that against him.

 

[PSUMike]

Happy New Obscure References to you as well!

TL;DR version:

Brewery in PNW (I think Seattle) got a bad review from a customer on FB. Owner started private messaging him complete with insults and slurs. Customer screenshotted it and outed him. Hell broke loose.

 

[OneDropSoup]

TL;DR version:

Brewery in PNW (I think Seattle) got a bad review from a customer on FB. Owner started private messaging him complete with insults and slurs. Customer screenshotted it and outed him. Hell broke loose.

It's worth the TL (their FB post is 450+ comments).
Also: http://www.seattlemag.com/eat-and-d...der-fire-homophobic-response-online-criticism

 

[McMatt7]

It's worth the TL (their FB post is 450+ comments).
Also: http://www.seattlemag.com/eat-and-d...der-fire-homophobic-response-online-criticism

 

[Matthouse3]

 

[epicureIO]

It's worth the TL (their FB post is 450+ comments).
Also: http://www.seattlemag.com/eat-and-d...der-fire-homophobic-response-online-criticism

Pretty solid Mad Lib here fam

“[adverb] that back into your [plural noun] mouth you piece of [expletive],” he wrote.

 

[clwatt3]

Kind of intrigued by this, but...

 

[kbuzz1]

Kind of intrigued by this, but...

My favorite part of the email blast below...especially the bold part.

"When you believe in farm to table, as we do, trade is a fantastic (and fun) way to conduct business. Almost two years ago, we were able to get our hands on some local maple syrup from a blacksmith, who was paid for his work in maple syrup by an Amish man with copious amounts of the stuff. He couldn’t put all of it to use, so we made a trade for it. We put the syrup it in some Bourbon barrels, then back filled the barrels with a spontaneous fermented base. Quite honestly, we forgot about these barrels and went on our merry way."

Draai Laag - the PR gift that keeps on giving.

 

[clwatt3]

My favorite part of the email blast below...especially the bold part.

"When you believe in farm to table, as we do, trade is a fantastic (and fun) way to conduct business. Almost two years ago, we were able to get our hands on some local maple syrup from a blacksmith, who was paid for his work in maple syrup by an Amish man with copious amounts of the stuff. He couldn’t put all of it to use, so we made a trade for it. We put the syrup it in some Bourbon barrels, then back filled the barrels with a spontaneous fermented base. Quite honestly, we forgot about these barrels and went on our merry way."

Draai Laag - the PR gift that keeps on giving.

I thought how the hell do you forget about barrels of maple syrup. I mean, its good on everything.

 

[PSUMike]

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I'll take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

 

[kbuzz1]

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I'll take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

Barrel Aged or regular?

EDIT - this many words coming from you, I should have known this was some sort of movie quote.

 

[preluderl]

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I'll take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

 

[Matthouse3]

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I'll take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

Was hoping nobody go there first.

 

[PSUMike]

Barrel Aged or regular?

EDIT - this many words coming from you, I should have known this was some sort of movie quote.

90% of my memory is movie quotes, song lyrics, and beer ****.

 

[Matthouse3]

Shame on kbuzz for both not recognizing the wedding crashers quote and subscribing to the Dry Lawg email blast, who he allegedly "hates".

 

[preluderl]

Shame on kbuzz for both not recognizing the wedding crashers quote and subscribing to the Dry Lawg email blast, who he allegedly "hates".

kbuzz when he reads this

 

[london1o11]

Kind of intrigued by this, but...

I do love the name. And once again, they come through with a pretty dope label.

 

[kbuzz1]

Shame on kbuzz for both not recognizing the wedding crashers quote and subscribing to the Dry Lawg email blast, who he allegedly "hates".

A. Sounded vaguely familiar. As you can see, it came to me within the allotted time for edits...so not terrible.
2. I don't hate their emails, just their beer.

 

[Matthouse3]

A. Sounded vaguely familiar. As you can see, it came to me within the allotted time for edits...so not terrible.
2. I don't hate their emails, just their beer.

Boy, did I set you up.

 

[preluderl]

Boy, did I set you up.

 

[docreight1]

I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup. I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. I'll take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?

Iron born brunch pie. Ohhh my lawd.

 

[preluderl]

Iron Born is amaze.

 

[PSUMike]

For anyone who's never tried it, put some maple syrup on your bacon or sausage. You're welcome.

 

[Matthouse3]

For anyone who's never tried it, put some maple syrup on your bacon or sausage. You're welcome.

Maple syrup mixed with hot sauce, dip your tendies/wings in. Also nice on scrammies.

 

[kbuzz1]

Maple syrup mixed with hot sauce, dip your tendies/wings in. Also nice on scrammies.

But not your beer...that **** don't mix well.

 

[preluderl]

Maple syrup mixed with hot sauce, dip your tendies/wings in. Also nice on scrammies.

What about when you mix hot sauce, maple syrup and bourbon in a barrel and then put beer in it?

 

[kbuzz1]

What about when you mix hot sauce, maple syrup and bourbon in a barrel and then put beer in it?

I won

 

[Matthouse3]

What about when you mix hot sauce, maple syrup and bourbon in a barrel and then put beer in it?

That's when you win by conning everyone into paying money for it.