Pirates have one....why dont we

[Cold_Steel]

The code of homebrewers. It would be interesting to play this conversation out for a bit.


OH a secret hand shake too!!!!

 

[Pappers_]

#1. Do not dump your batch




That kinda thing?

 

[MeatyPortion]

#2 - You do not talk about Homebrew Club.

 

[Arneba28]

#3. Use a damn hydrometer.

 

[Hurls]

#3 What happens in the brewhouse, stays in the brewhouse...

 

[Q2XL]

#4 Make a starter.

 

[bob1852]

The code of homebrewers.

like the free masons?

 

[Tonedef131]

There is a sort of unspoken brewers code that people sometimes refer to...basically be generous with beer and beer karma will catch up with you.

But if we are talking homebrewers only:

#5 Pitch cold

 

[Cold_Steel]

#2 - You do not talk about Homebrew Club.

I love that movie!!! LOL too funny

 

[Cold_Steel]

#6 Never mock another homebrewers brewery.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Do not dump your batch

Use a damn hydrometer.

Make a starter.

Pitch cold

1. A person's homebrew is their own creation and they can do whatever they want to/with it.

Never mock another homebrewers brewery

This one I'm totally on-board with.

 

[Scooby_Brew]

Rule #1. The Homebrewer is always right.
Rule #2. If the Homebrewer is wrong, see Rule #1.

 

[MMW]

Rules? I don't need your rules, man.

 

[Cold_Steel]

these are codes...if they were rules i would want to break them

 

[brewhymn]

man.... i thought you were going to say we needed a parrot. I'd be on board with that.

 

[corvax13]

RDWHAHB! - should be the FIRST!

 

[gabeweisz]

#2 - You do not talk about Homebrew Club.

Hah! More like "You do not stop talking about Homebrew Club" at least if you are like any homebrewers I know (myself included)

 

[COLObrewer]

Thou shalt prost all flatulence.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Code?

More like guidelines, really.

 

[DrJekyll-HomeBrew]

#1. Do not dump your batch




That kinda thing?

i am guilty of that before

about 25 gallons NEVER AGAIN!!!

 

[JefeTheVol]

Encourage ALL aspects of the hobby, Mr Beer included....(astonished gasps from the crowd)
-Jefe-

 

[bottleopener]

all apfelwein disasters must be reported to HBT in a timely manner.

 

[Rottnme]

I invoke the right of parlay!

 

[Cheaton]

all apfelwein disasters must be reported to HBT in a timely manner.

Does this refer to disasters during Apfelwein production, or disasters as a result of Apfelwein comsumption?

 

[MattHollingsworth]

Do NOT buy a homebrewer's equipment from his angry soon-to-be ex wife!

;-)

 

[Cold_Steel]

Do NOT buy a homebrewer's equipment from his angry soon-to-be ex wife!

;-)

this deserves a story

 

[Clayton]

oh know Matt did the misses back in Fla goat you? lol jk

cold steel here you are https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/divorce-score-137827/

 

[snipper_cr]

RDWHAHB! - should be the FIRST!

I am surprised that it was halfway down page 2 when this one came up!

 

[Benjibbad]

Do NOT buy a homebrewer's equipment from his angry soon-to-be ex wife!

;-)

What can I say I acted like I pirate and pillaged You would have too (read here https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/divorce-score-137827/ )

 

[MattHollingsworth]

What can I say I acted like I pirate and pillaged You would have too (read here https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/divorce-score-137827/ )

Actually, naw, I wouldn't have.