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THIS IS A LONG POST I HOPE YOU READ
I hope you get to feeling better soon Sam!
Obviously smoking tobacco means a person doesn’t care about their health….Ahem, snortle, BS
I care about my health or wouldn’t try and take care of it. I have some behaviors that taken to extremes would probably be my doomsday.
I believe a human body is extremely strong. Taking good care of it helps along the way to fight off disease and crappy stuff.
My parents pretty much lived a clean life. A bottle of wine would last for a few years. Only to be had at New Years dinner. Morgan David- yech.
Ya, Dad smoked a pipe very gently. I think mostly it was an oral fixation thing (that shouldn’t sound gay, it’s like some people chew on toothpicks or pencils)
He didn’t die from oral or lung cancer. It was colon. Mostly preventable now if a person gets a colonoscopy regularly. I don’t think my dad did. Can’t ask him now but guessing no.
My last colonoscopy at age 57, I had 10 polyps. None cancerous or pre-cancerous. The doc removed them all. I pretty much woke up during the procedure. Enough to talk to the doc and remember.
If you’ve ever walked through tunnels that are amazingly beautiful you would be more amazed at the inside of your colon.
There’s no poop. A cleansing process that will turn your ahole into a wide open fire hydrant the day before ensures no poop.
Sounds like a bad process to go through. It isn’t really. The two castings days before is really the hard part. Liquids only
As I was saying I woke up during the procedure. Not enough to feel a big ass snake with camera stuck deep into my colon
I’m going to tell you your colon (cleaned out) is a beautiful mysterious tunnel
How many still hanging into this post. Lol.
I talked to the nurse after the procedure and told her how amazing the video stream of my colon were. She said she had been the doctors nurse 33 years and since she started 30 years ago she has been amazed by the beauty of a (cleaned) colon.
I’m not making this up.
Everyman and woman by the age of 50 should have a colonoscopy. Polyps can be removed before they become cancerous. Years before
If my dad would have done that early on. Potentially he would been 90 this year which isn’t real crazy. He has two older sisters in their 90’s and his much older brother died at 96.
My dad died at 66. 35 years younger than his oldest brother.
My mom? 62. Cancer. I have no idea why
This is a very long text but I feel it is important.
Don’t be hesitant to get a colonoscopy. Trust me it’s better than not getting one, getting colon cancer and having so much colon removed you need to poop through a bab stick I’m your gut and needing a nurse to clean it out. Worse off your Kim’s have to do that chore.
I had to do that once for my dad. I wish to hell his; maybe pride, maybe embarrassment having the procedure done. I wish he would have gotten over that aspect. Because I’ll tell you what. Having my dad around would have been really great these past 28 years would have been great!
My mom. I think from what I know now. PAP smears would have saved her life too. She was the youngest in her family. The oldest sister died in her mid-ninetees. Mom’s two older brothers alive are in their late eighties. Mom would be 86 now.
Cancer screening. If you think it’s embarrassing and you’re ok. Not so embarrassing, you might be ok now. But cancer is like rust, corrosion. It might only be a little now but time doesn’t wait. Eventually it eats through the structure
I didn’t plan to put anything like this on a pipe thread. I just hope those who have read all the way through please heed my advice.
Your children will be happy you are taking precautionary measures so you’ll be around when your children will still need you. So your grandchildren will get to spend a good number of years with you.
Mahalo
Dan Dawson