pain.. and a coup..

[phooka]

I love beer as much as the next guy.. well, probably more. I have kids. I don't want more kids. At some point along the way I decided I'd get snipped. I wouldn't say that I had any ulterior motives from doing this, and really - it probably wasn't necessary.

I have talked to several guys that have had the twins cut out of the game but nobody seemed to have any issues. I had a vasectomy on Thursday (I know.. a big collective.. ooowwwww). I have had issues. I'm still walking like a cowboy and I'm icing again tonight.

In other news.. maybe my wife feels sorry for me? I have managed to convince her that we need 'storage' - and I get to build a wall in the dining room that's 12 feet long, 9 feet high, and three feet deep. She gets half..and the other half.. mwwaaahaa haa.. my brew closet. I am psyched.

But my nuts still hurt. :-(

dale

 

[Orpheus]

I'm sorry man, I feel for ya, I really do,

but you got a brew closet and all it cost you were your balls?

I could never bring myself to get snipped. I live in fear that in a post-apocalyptic world I may be charged with the responsibility of repopulating the planet.

Cheers to you for having the.... er.... 'guts' to do this!

 

[phooka]

Yah, brew closet.., who needs balls???

 

[Orpheus]

Yah, brew closet.., who needs balls???

True enough. Most SWMBOs keep them up in a jar above the fire place anyways...

 

[dibby33]

I have two kids. You know why I have two kids? ...because I don't want three! (from Bill Cosby - although I think he said four)

I am thinking about this and I could do with some funds to help bring my cellar up to scratch. ...and all I have to do is to get my nuts cut off. Sounds like a fair deal to me. Pain is not an issue.

Phooka : Can you still drink to numb the walnut pain?

 

[phooka]

Phooka : Can you still drink to numb the walnut pain?

Yah... I was on vicodin the first day - after that I started getting nauseous and gave up on that crap - and switched to homebrew.

Unfortunately I only have maybe 3 gallons left in the keg. I have 2 in secondaries, and 1 in a primary - nobody gonna be ready for a couple weeks. :-(

dale

 

[dibby33]

Yah... I was on vicodin the first day - after that I started getting nauseous and gave up on that crap - and switched to homebrew.

Unfortunately I only have maybe 3 gallons left in the keg. I have 2 in secondaries, and 1 in a primary - nobody gonna be ready for a couple weeks. :-(

dale

ah, I need to plan then...
Must have >50 bottles of HB ready for the return home from the hospital.

Potential Names :

• Nut Busting Ale
• No Sitting Bull Ale
• Nom Orek Ids
• Blanks4Me

 

[Jim Karr]

Dibby, your titles have me ROFLMAO!

 

[ArroganceFan]

Congrats on the Beer closet!

Keep a close watch on the boys to make sure they are not getting infected. If they start getting red and hot, make sure you go see your doctor asap.

 

[dibby33]

Congrats on the Beer closet!

Keep a close watch on the boys to make sure they are not getting infected. If they start getting red and hot, make sure you go see your doctor asap.

me no like the sound of this

 

[Fingers]

I have three little 'uns. I took the big snip to prevent four. It was a week or so of a long slow kick in the nuts and then no more condoms! Of course her breeding years came to an end and the horrible truth was thrust upon me. Fate is cruel.

 

[dibby33]

Congrats on the Beer closet!

Keep a close watch on the boys to make sure they are not getting infected. If they start getting red and hot, make sure you go see your doctor asap.

Have decided that a poll is in order for this! I shall let my buddies on HBT decide the fate of the aforementioned gonnads

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showthread.php?t=34069

 

[phooka]

fwiw, my nads are still having issues. me thinks this didn't go as planned. and really, i thought remodeling the twin's room would be an easy task..

for any of you planning this you are probably okay. i'll be the 1 in a 100 for ya.. :-|

dale