Paging Bobby_M, Bobby_M to the white courtesy phone, please

[the_bird]

So Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Fingers]

Sheeeeee-it

(Golly)

 

[Bobby_M]

Can you believe my membership lapsed for a day and the U.S economy remained stable? oh wait..

 

[bigjohnmilford]

Tell your old man to try dragging Lanier and Walton up and down the court for 48 minutes.

 

[jcarson83]

We have clearance Clarence.

 

[uglygoat]

i always loved the shot of the plane flying, and you hear prop engines...

 

[shecky]

Striker, Striker, Striker. (*POW*)

 

[bigjohnmilford]

You'll be swell, you'll be great, gonna have the hole world on your plate.

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

Do you have any light reading?

How about this leaflet? "Famous Jewish sports legends"

 

[gwood]

Striker, listen, and you listen close flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

Good lord I could do this ALL night!

 

[jfrizzell]

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

 

[BigKahuna]

That is NOT in the movie! As punishment, you need to refrain from posting for an entire hour. (I know, I know- you can't do it).

First...I was about 2 months old when that movie came out, and second...thanks to bad luck kegging my Irish Red (all good now) I's been WAY OVER an hour!

 

[gwood]

Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

 

[Brakeman_Brewing]

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit taking amphetamines

 

[DeadDoc]

Don't call me Shirley!

Excuse me, I happened to be passing, and I thought you might like some coffee.

Oh, that's very nice of you, thank you.

Cream?

No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.

SO i guess someone wanted to post the whole thing up and not the small part i had.... lol.

 

[Professor Frink]

"Good, keep them at 30,000. No, feet."

 

[jcdillin]

:rockin:

funny stuff

 

[gwood]

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

 

[flyangler18]

All right, get me Hamm on five; hold the Mayo.

 

[gwood]

You got a letter from headquarters this morning.

What is it?

It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Jussstt.....can't....stop....posting....airplane quotes....must...

 

[flyangler18]

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.

 

[BrewBrain]

He's coming in too high!
He's coming in too low!
He's all over the place!
What an a$$hole!