Operation: Find the Shittiest Deal on MyBeerCellar.com

[DruRho]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7278

I like one's like this. 5 bottles for sale, but description says from '07, '08, '09, and '12. Yet the bottles pictured are from 2007-2011. Oh, and it's $400.

 

[DruRho]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7278

I like one's like this. 5 bottles for sale, but description says from '07, '08, '09, and '12. Yet the bottles pictured are from 2007-2011. Oh, and it's $400.

Hahaha he changed it after I posted this to add the '10. Pro tip, bro - yellow wax is 2011, not 2012.
Wait, I just replied to myself on the internet. **** - new low. I quit.

 

[Michigan1]

This is how to make a quick $1000

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7315

And here's Joel: http://www.mybeercellar.com/?profile=597264664

 

[GrumpyOldTroll]

This is how to make a quick $1000

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7315

And here's Joel: http://www.mybeercellar.com/?profile=597264664

I sure hope Joel is reporting his income to the IRS.

 

[Michigan1]

I sure hope Joel is reporting his income to the IRS.

 

[JulianB1]

Why doesn't Joel post photos of his bottles?

 

[stupac2]

I sure hope Joel is reporting his income to the IRS.

Is income made from buying/selling beer considered capital gains? If so, the taxes aren't that bad!

 

[GrumpyOldTroll]

Why doesn't Joel post photos of his bottles?

My guess is a combination of laziness and technological ineptitude.

Is income made from buying/selling beer considered capital gains? If so, the taxes aren't that bad!

Joel would need to consult his tax professional to find out the answer.

 

[Michigan1]

My guess is a combination of laziness and technological ineptitude.

And I made him a bit self-conscious about his granite countertops... He messaged me back on BA and said "hey bro. theres nothng wron g with my countertopps."

And that's exactly how he wrote it.

 

[JulianB1]

And I made him a bit self-conscious about his granite countertops... He messaged me back on BA and said "hey bro. theres nothng wron g with my countertopps."

And that's exactly how he wrote it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just laughed out loud at this for like 10 seconds straight. So glad I wasn't sipping on my beer at the time or it would have ended up all over my computer.

 

[JulianB1]

Seriously, how dense does he have to be to think the point of that was to actually criticize his countertops?

I was really hoping Joel would come back on here and post in my Pictures Of Your Countertop thread.

 

[MordorMongo]

I do think the admins around here should amend the header up there to "No personal attacks (unless it's Joel) or **** content"

 

[drgarage1]

Countertopps make great baseball cards.

 

[Michigan1]

winnar.

https://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=6958

This item seems to be back up. I assume the buyer was expecting the old Iris glass. To be fair, the description was vague... I think this new listing clears that up, but makes a point of saying "100% Authentic". So, does anybody want to buy a brand new glass released a few weeks ago for $400?
http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=7364

 

[nanobrew1]

do people actually buy/sell there? If so i am questioning why I drink beer.

 

[MordorMongo]

do people actually buy/sell there? If so i am questioning why I drink beer.

I've not purchased anything there.

I hope it is real, because whenever I get tired of you ***** around here I am going to sell all these over the hill beers in my *cellar* and have a leg up into a new hobby. Still torn between corals and tubers.....but buying and running my own Reuben truck is steadily climbing up the list of possibilities.

 

[Chest Rockwell]

Is income made from buying/selling beer considered capital gains? If so, the taxes aren't that bad!

Collectibles taxed at a maximum 28% if held for more than one year otherwise ordinary rates. Which hopefully would be lower than that asshats top marginal rate considering how much money he seems to spend on beer. However, if the IRS determined his selling of beer to be an illegal activity all money received would be taxable at ordinary rates with no consideration for what he paid for the bottles.

 

[radio2525]

do people actually buy/sell there? If so i am questioning why I drink beer.

Yes if you search for sold beer the price are high but still doable. The unsold bottles are the ones with crazy prices.

 

[stupac2]

do people actually buy/sell there? If so i am questioning why I drink beer.

Yes, and I'm reasonable confident that beer bought on there has been offered for trade on here.

 

[JulianB1]

I've not purchased anything there.

I hope it is real, because whenever I get tired of you ***** around here I am going to sell all these over the hill beers in my *cellar* and have a leg up into a new hobby. Still torn between corals and tubers.....but buying and running my own Reuben truck is steadily climbing up the list of possibilities.

I would be sure to put said Reuben truck on my "must-do" list for any future visits to Indianapolis. Too bad it won't be open in 3 weeks...

 

[duketheredeemer]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7447

This has to be a typo, right. Right?

 

[MordorMongo]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7447

This has to be a typo, right. Right?

When people that dumb became able to use the internet all that made sense to logical people ceased to exist.

 

[stupac2]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7447

This has to be a typo, right. Right?

Well, it's a 2007, and if you count cellaring time and opportunity cost...

BWAHAHAHA Sorry I couldn't keep a straight face. Yeah that's straight-up ridiculous.

 

[JulianB1]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7447

This has to be a typo, right. Right?

Hey, 10x price for 4 years of aging is completely legitimate, right?

RIGHT?

 

[beerindex]

http://www.mybeercellar.com/?itm=7447

This has to be a typo, right. Right?

I'd buy it...if we experienced hyperinflation sufficient to erode the purchasing power of the dollar to record lows.

 

[duketheredeemer]

I'd buy it...if we experienced hyperinflation sufficient to erode the purchasing power of the dollar to record lows.

I estimate that a nice 10^14% annual inflation rate will be necessary to make that bottle worth purchasing in a month.

 

[JulianB1]

I estimate that a nice 10^14% annual inflation rate will be necessary to make that bottle worth purchasing in a month.

 

[NYCBUCKEYE]

Joel's $3200 for Feestbier has to be the winner. The guy just doesn't stop.

He knocked 12.5% off the price. Now you can score his Feestbier for only $2,800.

 

[cdmillard]

It's not a $2800.00 Feestbier, but this is kinda ludicrous...

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=7494

 

[stupac2]

It's not a $2800.00 Feestbier, but this is kinda ludicrous...

http://mybeercellar.com/?itm=7494

Pretty sure they've sold on there for more.