Operation: find the shittiest deal on beer Advocate

[IndianaJones]

I would be 100% surprised if this wasn't petrinoda under a new name

 

[nsh221]

I would be 100% surprised if this wasn't petrinoda under a new name

not enough tired hands

 

[aleigator]

I would be 100% surprised if this wasn't petrinoda under a new name

If the ratebeer trade forums would be indie films, petrinoda and desp59 would certainly be the weinsteins.

 

[ewwiccc]

Hmmm Derivation 6 emails came out this morning

ISO: D6 FT: List
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by INWarner413, 2 minutes ago.

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1. 
   INWarner413Aspirant (201)Mar 24, 2014Texas
   Beer Trader
   NewFT:
   2015 Black Tuesday
   Rye Abyss
   BATF
   BBH with Cherries
   2016 BCBS, BCBCS, BCBBW
   Regal Rye
   Michigan Maple Jesus
   Cantillon Kriek 375
   Cantillon Gueuze
   SPON (B1 375 & 750, R&C, P&A, Flor)
   BdBdB
   Detritivore
   Nocturn
   
   #1INWarner413, 2 minutes ago

 

[FoudreGuy]

Is "interesting lambics" the new "big stouts"?

 

[amk1]

I guess it's PtY time soon? I can't wait to see what sort of terrible offers go up for a beer that isn't growlered and is a pain in the ass to get even on draft.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/iso-growler-of-pty-ft-list.487548/

ISO: Growler of PtY FT: List
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   CincySouthpawInitiate (137)Feb 16, 2014Ohio
   Beer Trader
   I have access to many midwest stouts sours and IPA. You can view my FT list under my profile or look at this partial list below.
   
   Jackie O's BA Stouts
   BA Dark Apparition
   BA Oil of Aphrodite
   BA Woodburner
   BA Champion Ground
   BA Brick Kiln
   BA Black Maple
   
   Breury Reserve Society
   Rue d 'Floyd
   Mash and French Toast
   Black Tuesday
   
   Others
   Abraxas
   BCBS 14, 15, 16
   Regal Rye
   Morning Wood
   BA MadTree Trunk Series - CV Axis, etc.
   '16 Dark Lord
   BA Ten Fidy
   FFF Blot out the Sun
   
   Interested in anything else, just ask. Might have it or can get it quickly via active local trade community.
   
   #1

 

[ewwiccc]

I guess it's PtY time soon? I can't wait to see what sort of terrible offers go up for a beer that isn't growlered and is a pain in the ass to get even on draft.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/iso-growler-of-pty-ft-list.487548/

ISO: Growler of PtY FT: List
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   CincySouthpawInitiate (137)Feb 16, 2014Ohio
   Beer Trader
   I have access to many midwest stouts sours and IPA. You can view my FT list under my profile or look at this partial list below.
   
   Jackie O's BA Stouts
   BA Dark Apparition
   BA Oil of Aphrodite
   BA Woodburner
   BA Champion Ground
   BA Brick Kiln
   BA Black Maple
   
   Breury Reserve Society
   Rue d 'Floyd
   Mash and French Toast
   Black Tuesday
   
   Others
   Abraxas
   BCBS 14, 15, 16
   Regal Rye
   Morning Wood
   BA MadTree Trunk Series - CV Axis, etc.
   '16 Dark Lord
   BA Ten Fidy
   FFF Blot out the Sun
   
   Interested in anything else, just ask. Might have it or can get it quickly via active local trade community.
   
   #1

i messaged him telling him that it's not offered in growlers.

 

[amk1]

i messaged him telling him that it's not offered in growlers.

"It just takes the right set of eyes"

 

[lambandtunaphish]

I guess it's PtY time soon? I can't wait to see what sort of terrible offers go up for a beer that isn't growlered and is a pain in the ass to get even on draft.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/iso-growler-of-pty-ft-list.487548/

ISO: Growler of PtY FT: List
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   CincySouthpawInitiate (137)Feb 16, 2014Ohio
   Beer Trader
   I have access to many midwest stouts sours and IPA. You can view my FT list under my profile or look at this partial list below.
   
   Jackie O's BA Stouts
   BA Dark Apparition
   BA Oil of Aphrodite
   BA Woodburner
   BA Champion Ground
   BA Brick Kiln
   BA Black Maple
   
   Breury Reserve Society
   Rue d 'Floyd
   Mash and French Toast
   Black Tuesday
   
   Others
   Abraxas
   BCBS 14, 15, 16
   Regal Rye
   Morning Wood
   BA MadTree Trunk Series - CV Axis, etc.
   '16 Dark Lord
   BA Ten Fidy
   FFF Blot out the Sun
   
   Interested in anything else, just ask. Might have it or can get it quickly via active local trade community.
   
   #1

I think PtY ISOs are my favorite ISO.

It's one thing to just be another idiot ISO some big stout with some basic list FT. It's another to be so clueless about a beer with an annual, dong release.

 

[coach1]

i messaged him telling him that it's not offered in growlers.

Banned.

 

[boogercrack]

dong release.

 

[skrip]

Home » Bottles: 2001 - Newer » Item Details: 3 BOTTLES OF OLDER RUSSIAN RIVER PLINY THE ELDER 8/18/2014 IPA

Seller Username
Maverick73 (15)
Item
3 BOTTLES OF OLDER RUSSIAN RIVER PLINY THE ELDER 8/18/2014 IPA
Posted
02-02-2017 @ 12:52 pm
Description
UP FOR SALE IS 3 BOTTLES OF OLDER PLINY THE ELDER FROM RUSSIAN RIVER BREWING COMPANY........THE BOTTLES ARE STILL SEALED - AND HAVE NEVER BEEN OPENED. THEY HAVE BEEN STORED PROPERLY IN A DARK, COOL, TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED CELLAR SINCE PURCHASE. BUT SOMEHOW NEVER GOT DRUNK. I WILL SHIP TO YOU VIA FED-EX GROUND IN A PROTECTED STYROFOAM BOTTLE SHIPPER ASAP AFTER PAYMENT IS RECEIVED. YOU CAN SEND PAYMENT VIA PAYPAL, VENMO OR PERSONAL CHECK UNFORTUNATELY ONLY SHIP TO THE US AND CHARGE A FLAT $20.00. I WILL PICK UP THE CHARGES ABOVE THAT... LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. THANK YOU FOR LOOKING!
Release Year
2014
Views
40
Sealed
Yes
Note that the following applies to still sealed containers:

• All items are not available at any retail outlet, and the container value substantially exceeds the current retail price of alcohol in the container.
• All items listed were released at least 12 months ago.
• By bidding you acknowledge that you are over the age of 21 and are legally allowed to purchase these items.
• The container has not been opened and any incidental contents are not intended for consumption.
• The Value of the item is in the collectible container, not its contents.
• The seller will take all appropriate steps to ensure that the buyer is of lawful age in the buyer's and seller's jurisdiction (generally 21 years of age).
• Buyers and sellers both ensure that the sale complies with all applicable laws and shipping regulations.

Price
$15.00

Shipping Cost
$20.00

Shipping Type
Flat Rate

Shipping Service
FedEx

Payment Method
Personal Check, PayPal, Other

 

[Vivified]

i messaged him telling him that it's not offered in growlers.

"It just takes the right set of eyes"

ISO: bathroom growler fill

 

[EnjoyBy]

Home » Bottles: 2001 - Newer » Item Details: 3 BOTTLES OF OLDER RUSSIAN RIVER PLINY THE ELDER 8/18/2014 IPA

Seller Username
Maverick73 (15)
Item
3 BOTTLES OF OLDER RUSSIAN RIVER PLINY THE ELDER 8/18/2014 IPA
Posted
02-02-2017 @ 12:52 pm
Description
UP FOR SALE IS 3 BOTTLES OF OLDER PLINY THE ELDER FROM RUSSIAN RIVER BREWING COMPANY........THE BOTTLES ARE STILL SEALED - AND HAVE NEVER BEEN OPENED. THEY HAVE BEEN STORED PROPERLY IN A DARK, COOL, TEMPERATURE-CONTROLLED CELLAR SINCE PURCHASE. BUT SOMEHOW NEVER GOT DRUNK. I WILL SHIP TO YOU VIA FED-EX GROUND IN A PROTECTED STYROFOAM BOTTLE SHIPPER ASAP AFTER PAYMENT IS RECEIVED. YOU CAN SEND PAYMENT VIA PAYPAL, VENMO OR PERSONAL CHECK UNFORTUNATELY ONLY SHIP TO THE US AND CHARGE A FLAT $20.00. I WILL PICK UP THE CHARGES ABOVE THAT... LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS. THANK YOU FOR LOOKING!
Release Year
2014
Views
40
Sealed
Yes
Note that the following applies to still sealed containers:

• All items are not available at any retail outlet, and the container value substantially exceeds the current retail price of alcohol in the container.
• All items listed were released at least 12 months ago.
• By bidding you acknowledge that you are over the age of 21 and are legally allowed to purchase these items.
• The container has not been opened and any incidental contents are not intended for consumption.
• The Value of the item is in the collectible container, not its contents.
• The seller will take all appropriate steps to ensure that the buyer is of lawful age in the buyer's and seller's jurisdiction (generally 21 years of age).
• Buyers and sellers both ensure that the sale complies with all applicable laws and shipping regulations.

Price
$15.00

Shipping Cost
$20.00

Shipping Type
Flat Rate

Shipping Service
FedEx

Payment Method
Personal Check, PayPal, Other

WTF?

 

[desp59]

I would be 100% surprised if this wasn't petrinoda under a new name

Honestly it doesn't get much more insulting than that.

 

[Cruize4Gueuze]

Belgium IP Brussels Feb 10-11 FT: Assassin 16, Mornin Delight, Backyard Rye, etc. ISO: Lambic
Discussion in 'In-Person (International)' started by TheTruth, Monday at 6:16 PM.

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   TheTruthInitiate (62)Oct 13, 2015Wisconsin
   Beer Trader
   Going to be in Brussels February 10-11 and looking for some Lambic.
   
   FT
   Assassin 16
   Morning Delight b2
   Backyard Rye
   TG BA Chainsmoker
   Funky Buddha Last Buffalo
   Fremont KDS
   Central Waters Nineteen
   Central Waters Eighteen
   Pipeworks BA Jones Dog
   Pipeworks BA Hyper Dog
   Pipeworks BA Over The Line
   Pipeworks Unicorn Galaxy
   Pipeworks Coconut Jones Dog
   Pipeworks Abduction series variants
   Pipeworks Smore Money Smore Problems
   Pipeworks Ninja Vs Unicorn, Lizard King
   New Glarus Vintage 2015
   New Glarus Pommier Sauvage
   New Glarus Belgian Red 2013
   Hipster Brunch multiples
   Mokka Munt multiples
   KBS Multiples
   BCBS 2015 (Non infected)
   BCBS 2016
   BCBCS 2016
   Tweak
   Lizard of Koz
   Clown Shoes Luchador En Fuego
   RAM Morning Fog
   
   ISO
   Seasons (Main want)
   Zenne
   A&T
   Don Quijote (375)
   D'Aunis
   Millennium Gueuze
   Crianza Helena
   J&J Roze
   Blabaer
   Heerengeuze
   
   Seasons are main want, also open to other options as well. Shoot me a message if anything looks interesting to you and we can go from there. Thanks!

I mean if youre gunna throw (read embarrass yourself with) DQ on there, might as well ask for a 750.

 

[nanobrew1]

I mean if youre gunna throw (read embarrass yourself with) DQ on there, might as well ask for a 750.

It is kind of funny to even say the bottle size. Guess he wants smaller bottles so he can bring back more ticks.

 

[RyanMcFly1985]

He's baaaaaaack
ISO: Westly FT: Prop 16 + BCBCS 16
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   bowzer4birdieMeyvn (1,227)Aug 16, 2012Illinois
   Beer Trader
   Title.
   
   #1Today at 4:33 PM
   

 

[FoudreGuy]

I had messaged that PtY dude as well. He actually responded to me with "bummer..."

 

[ASak10]

Didn't some bar in Philly auction of some growlers of PtY for charity or something last year? Not saying this guy knew that...but if that happened again it'd be possible to trade for one I guess.

 

[stakem1]

Didn't some bar in Philly auction of some growlers of PtY for charity or something last year? Not saying this guy knew that...but if that happened again it'd be possible to trade for one I guess.

It wouldnt surprise me if a certain bar down there which gets a keg annually would pull out a "vintage" keg this year that they partially tap'd in a prior year. Then, fill a tub with the fresh keg and auction off tickets for the chance to take a bath in younger.

 

[ASak10]

It wouldnt surprise me if a certain bar down there which gets a keg annually would pull out a "vintage" keg this year that they partially tap'd in a prior year. Then, fill a tub with the fresh keg and auction off tickets for the chance to take a bath in younger.

 

[PSUMike]

ISO: MBP or HF Ann; FT: Assassin 16
Discussion in 'ISO:FT' started by Travitten, Yesterday at 11:23 PM.

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   TravittenAspirant (291)Feb 7, 2014Iowa
   Beer Trader
   if interested let me know, I am sure we can work something out. I can add.
   
   #1Travitten, Yesterday at 11:23 PM
   Last edited: 46 minutes ago
   

MBP is a decent bit off but Ann??? Miles to go to get there.

 

[amk1]

Trust him guys, the beer he's trying to trade is worth emptying your cellar for! Good lord, I'm so glad I give zero ***** about Side Project. Extra points for mentioning DQ because why not?

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/ft-d6-iso-2-4-monster-bottles.488213/

• FT: D6 ISO: 2-4 monster bottles

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   bennyman12Disciple (322)Oct 10, 2008Missouri
   Beer Trader
   ISO 2 lines. Talk to your boy at the super bowl party about pooling resources!
   
   Assassin and a tiny plus
   Handjee
   FVM
   Zenne+ a somewhat limited lambic
   Blaeber 750 + either 50N40E or LPK
   DBH b1+decoherence or similar
   OG rare+another 24oz BCb variant
   Double barrel antead
   
   Or would do
   Ann b2+ either art b3 or a dark ba hf bottle
   
   Might consider other combos as long as they involve some of what's listed above. Looking for quality, not quantity, though, and I have no interest in cycle or voodoo.
   
   Also let me know if you have Blauw or dq and might be interested in a combo package involving d6 and other stuff.
   
   Huge ask, I know, but trust me--it really is that good!
   
   Cheers,
   Ben

 

[MikeG1]

Trust him guys, the beer he's trying to trade is worth emptying your cellar for! Good lord, I'm so glad I give zero ***** about Side Project. Extra points for mentioning DQ because why not?

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/ft-d6-iso-2-4-monster-bottles.488213/

• FT: D6 ISO: 2-4 monster bottles

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   bennyman12Disciple (322)Oct 10, 2008Missouri
   Beer Trader
   ISO 2 lines. Talk to your boy at the super bowl party about pooling resources!
   
   Assassin and a tiny plus
   Handjee
   FVM
   Zenne+ a somewhat limited lambic
   Blaeber 750 + either 50N40E or LPK
   DBH b1+decoherence or similar
   OG rare+another 24oz BCb variant
   Double barrel antead
   
   Or would do
   Ann b2+ either art b3 or a dark ba hf bottle
   
   Might consider other combos as long as they involve some of what's listed above. Looking for quality, not quantity, though, and I have no interest in cycle or voodoo.
   
   Also let me know if you have Blauw or dq and might be interested in a combo package involving d6 and other stuff.
   
   Huge ask, I know, but trust me--it really is that good!
   
   Cheers,
   Ben

Actual quote from his D6 review on BA:
"The vanilla provides the most olfactory hues. "

 

[wuntrikpony]

olfactory hues

 

[IndianaJones]

Trust him guys, the beer he's trying to trade is worth emptying your cellar for! Good lord, I'm so glad I give zero ***** about Side Project. Extra points for mentioning DQ because why not?

https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/ft-d6-iso-2-4-monster-bottles.488213/

• FT: D6 ISO: 2-4 monster bottles

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   bennyman12Disciple (322)Oct 10, 2008Missouri
   Beer Trader
   ISO 2 lines. Talk to your boy at the super bowl party about pooling resources!
   
   Assassin and a tiny plus
   Handjee
   FVM
   Zenne+ a somewhat limited lambic
   Blaeber 750 + either 50N40E or LPK
   DBH b1+decoherence or similar
   OG rare+another 24oz BCb variant
   Double barrel antead
   
   Or would do
   Ann b2+ either art b3 or a dark ba hf bottle
   
   Might consider other combos as long as they involve some of what's listed above. Looking for quality, not quantity, though, and I have no interest in cycle or voodoo.
   
   Also let me know if you have Blauw or dq and might be interested in a combo package involving d6 and other stuff.
   
   Huge ask, I know, but trust me--it really is that good!
   
   Cheers,
   Ben

His profile picture screams "punch me, I dare you"

 

[JulianB1]

I will say this, D6 is one of the better beers I've tried in the past year or so (and that includes some of the other Derivations, which I thought were good but nothing too special), it's a legitimately excellent stout that isn't some attempt to create a candy bar in a bottle. And some of the packages he's asking for there aren't particularly outrageous for it (a few of them reaching to be sure).

But it's still an awful ISO for the completely douchey construction of it, starting with "monster bottles" and going to the Blauw/DQ reach portion.

Ann b2 + Art b3 is ******* lulz-worthy too.

 

[wethorseblanket]

Actual quote from his D6 review on BA:
"The vanilla provides the most olfactory hues. "

I believe that's a Phish reference.

 

[lambandtunaphish]

I believe that's a Phish reference.

Meant to point this out earlier.

inb4 10 "this is why Phish is awful" posts