Naw, that would be way to cute to be a manatee. Must have been a particularly stupid gnome.I finally found a solution!
By surgically removing my bear's limbs and shaving it, I have fooled the gnomes.
I actually saw a gnome looking into my fermenter......I stifled the urge to get my gun.
I calmly walked in....."How are you I asked?"
He looked at me sheepishly, but evidently decided I meant no harm.
"I'm OK", he said,"Seen any bears?"
Not knowing quite what to say, I finally replied,"Not that I recall, you?"
"Nope", he said,"Oh well. Nice manatee" and with that he disapeared.
Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?Manatees are statistically the cutest animal on the planet. What is the problem?
Compared to what? A pile of dog s***?
I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.Why not?
I believe your sense of ascetic value has been inverted. To solve this problem, forcefully apply your head to a hard surface until blood is running from your ears. Then take a swim in a pool full of hungry piranha.
For the record, I have actually been swimming in a small lake filled with piranhas. I'm still here and have all fingers and toes. It wasn't the dry season though, so I probably wouldn't have been inclined to take the dare if it were. I mean, how much is 100 Balboas worth anyway? Oh yeah.....$100. Hell yeah I would still have done it!
All fingers and toes????
Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...
NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos*
Ask your additional toes how cute they think the manatee is. When they answer, ignore them and take the anti-psychotics the nice man in the white coat gave you.All fingers and toes????
Since the pirhana bath/buffet I have grown 2 more toes. Those buggars are TASTY!!! and high in protien...
NSFW Pirhana on Netflix has some epic gore/nudity combos*
I went with very small dogs.
BEWARE THE WEE WOLVES!!!!
You have to sleep? That's a serious design flaw.SO!!!! Thanks everyone for their help.
I now have a stable of fanged, horned rabbits. Quite magestic they are. (when they aren't trying to eat your friends)
The last supplier I bought from shrewdly threw in a Popobawa......he is a fair card player and an excellent cook, but I think he is buttering me up for.....other things..blech!
Anyone have a recipe for repellent? I have to sleep sometime.
You have to sleep? That's a serious design flaw.
No repellent, but I could send you a pretty good recipe for roast popobawa.
You should have recorded it. Maybe even won one of the midgards funniest home video contests they hold every year on the infernal plane. I mean, that would have to be better then the typical "kitten gets hit by a train" videos.Too late!
I told him to go feed the Wolpertingers while I went to sleep in the nude.
He hurried off and I kicked him into the stable off of the ladder and the wolpertingers ate him alive. Effing hilarious!!!!!!
More or less, if you want I can tweak things to give you a couple extra days. Make sure you let me know if the next 20 hours though. Once the non-corporeal locusts have been implanted the growth factors can't really be moderated.Nah, I actually enjoy sleep. I will contact you if it becomes a burden though!
world take-over still on schedule? If not I have a sleepover tentatively scheduled for that same day. Let me know!
Excellent. I do hate putting off a good world wide takeover so I don't mess up somebodies love life. If it hadn't been for that, that puppy Alexander would really have been great. He could have done so much more if he just hadn't kept putting things off to.. well you wouldn't be interested in that now would you.No . lets stay with plan A.
I am used to working with incompetents and wanted to check on progress without being a dick.
Carry on!
Good, good. Once the takeover is complete, you can have the brunettes. I'll take the red heads.Agreed. It's a rare blonde that goes well with chili.
I don't often eat chili.....but when I do, I prefer a brunette.
Yes, especially those brunettes.Got a man date Saturday...
Good, good. Once the takeover is complete, you can have the brunettes. I'll take the red heads.
Yes, especially those brunettes.
Irene....Repeat Irene.Code red delta niner......
The red zebra has flown over the puddle
Horizon pink flamingo is egressing at a distinct angle....REPEAT a distinct angle
I see no reason for obfuscation when it comes to screwing, or nutting, or bolting...Phew!
That is what I hoped. Good looking out!
I thought your thread cross-pollination was abarely veiled signal that we were SCREWED.