I am, a present, 12.36% on guard, currently.
So, who is the rest of you on?I am, a present, 12.36% on guard, currently.
Whattawort said:Cthulhu is not pleased. Beware the wrath of his noodly appendages.
A Møøse once bit my sister ..
Cthulhu is not pleased. Beware the wrath of his noodly appendages.
A Møøse once bit my sister ..
No kidding. And I don't even want to think about how Yog Sothos is going to react if he sees this thread.
Yaldabaōth is likely to be rather annoyed at being ignored too.
static said:Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.
Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.
I know some of them have been in Gods smoker for a while...Hrm... ya know, I'll bet they would make some great calamari.
Should be nice and tender with a lovely smoke ring
I know some of them have been in Gods smoker for a while...
Sigh, you really should get out more. One of his aspects uses it to torture people who claim they never inhaled.Really, in this most serious discussion of reality, you bring up the magic man that lives in the clouds?????????
why would he need a smoker? Couldn't he just wiggle his pinkie and make a smoked kraken just appear?
Sigh, you really should get out more. One of his aspects uses it to torture people who claim they never inhaled.
Well, I understand that the torture is a little backed up. Check and see how he is in 2 or 3 hundred years.You are telling me that the magic man tortured Billy Clinton?
He seems none the worse for it.
(After claiming not to have inhaled that nice young woman's bodily fluids)
Might be something to that. I think I'll ponder it over a plate of kracken calamari.
OOOH...you bastard!
Can't get kraken this time of year here.
Out of season? Poaching never hurt no one except the tasty critters.
Oh really? Couldn't dig up the police photos from when they jumped me getting into my submarine with the huge harpoons equipped......
Black and blue for a month.
The fine didn't work out because I used my dark influence on the judge's feeble brain.
Too bad it doesn't work very well on a mob of brutal cops.
cheezydemon3 said:The fine didn't work out because I used my dark influence on the judge's feeble brain.
Note to self: don't make Afro American jokes around Cheezy. He is black.
I don't like kraken calamari. To chewy. No matter how you cook it, it always comes out rubbery. Now some nice roasted griffin...
To each their own i suppose. Griffin does very nicely on a spit in the fire place.
I prefer fried hydra served by a topless mermaid.
I don´t trust mermaids there is something fishy about them
Obliviousbrew said:I don´t trust mermaids there is something fishy about them
Hmm, it might be my fryer then. It's supposed to go up to 550F, but I'm thinking I should check it with a fry thermometer. . . Or maybe I'll give it a try with my spare death ray. That way I can avoid all the fat.Overcooked. Plain and simple. Flash Fry at like 450F for 30 seconds. I like panko, but really a tempura made with pale ale is best.
Should I cross you off my list for the pepper smoked manticore jerky then?I like the bird parts but feel wierd about eating the lion parts......actually pair that with the fact that they are sentient and I start to feel queasy.
Hmm, it might be my fryer then. It's supposed to go up to 550F, but I'm thinking I should check it with a fry thermometer. . . Or maybe I'll give it a try with my spare death ray. That way I can avoid all the fat.
Should I cross you off my list for the pepper smoked manticore jerky then?
Your a demon and you had a friend? What kind of limp noodle of an infernal are you?Gad Damn it. Is that where my manticore went??????
HE WAS MY FRIEND!!!!!
Bad thoughts entering your personal space as you read this.........