drainbamage
The Poop Bag Guy
Confession: World-class and gas-station-class barbecue taste pretty much the same to me. A nice place tends to have better and more-innovative barbecue sauces, better breads if you're getting something sandwich style, and way better sides. The meat is probably worlds apart if your palate is tuned to barbecue, but to a rookie like me it basically all tastes like meat slathered in barbecue sauce.
The texture is the trickiest part. You don't want the meat too dry or tough, but you also don't want to go the opposite direction and get an amorphous blob of BBQ-flavored stuff, like those plastic tubs of BBQ you find in the frozen food section. (That junk makes me cry)
Good BBQ should be tender, but with still enough consistency to be recognizable as meat. Some crispy bits from around the outside are appropriate too, especially on brisket.
Damn, now I'm hungry.