Official hauls thread

[Adam Jackson]

Forgive me for posting a collection of a few hauls. I'm testing out my new VPS and the caching system to reduce load. So posting this here for my own server load testing. Decided to start hosting my own stuff and stop relying on Google / Yahoo for all of my storage needs.

Edit: Crap, this is still loading slower than I want it to. I know it's a 7.5 megabyte image but I really want this server to be a bit more responsive than this. Anyone getting the image really slow? Sorry to do a guinea pig thing here but this image should be loading up a bit faster.

 

[tehzachatak]

Forgive me for posting a collection of a few hauls. I'm testing out my new VPS and the caching system to reduce load. So posting this here for my own server load testing. Decided to start hosting my own stuff and stop relying on Google / Yahoo for all of my storage needs.

Damn.

 

[KWilk]

Loaded slow for me.

 

[Adam Jackson]

Loaded slow for me.

Thanks. I'm on a slow connection up here in the woods. Trying to optimize this image tool I'm using. Supposedly it optimizes my uploads for faster load time but it doesn't seem to be working. Thank you!

 

[KWilk]

I'm on mobile in a not great service area, so who knows. It did load slower than the pics on the previous page but not incredibly so.

 

[Adam Jackson]

I'm on mobile in a not great service area, so who knows. It did load slower than the pics on the previous page but not incredibly so.

Maybe I'll just start using LightRoom to export for fast-web loading before uploading them from now on. I appreciate the feedback!

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

Lifetime achievement award for The reuben LIF hosted by tehzachatak

**** Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much Zach!!!

 

[tehzachatak]

Lifetime achievement award for The reuben LIF hosted by tehzachatak

**** Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you so much Zach!!!

Glad you liked it! watch out for that Baby Maker.

 

[ObiWanKushnobi]

Glad you liked it! watch out for that Baby Maker.

I have been dying to try it!!! LYMI!!!!!

 

[InebriatedJoker]

So ApocalypseZombie decided to rape my dock, holy **** balls Tom. Thank you soooo much !!

 

[tehzachatak]

So ApocalypseZombie decided to rape my dock, holy **** balls Tom. Thank you soooo much !!

 

[davey101]

Rando hauls

From a co-worker

Shelf turdz. The CRG was a 2008 and the WWS a 2009.

And sleuthdog muled me the Merkins!

 

[MordorMongo]

So, ole boy BusinessSloth is kind enough to send me a LONG time want....2005 OGV.....most everyone knows I have been ISO on and off for a while. So that alone is ******* awesome, right? Well he goes and ahead and extra's me a Cantillon classic and an Adam. I'm all like, ****, we haven't even actually worked out the whole trade and he's jockeying for my man love....clearly.

But wait, there's more. Da *** dis? He extras me a legit ******* Ninja Throwing Star too? I mean C'mon man, how the **** do I top that ****? ****** is sharp as hell too. My wife is going to be THRILLED, I assure you all.

Photographic evidence of said violence :

 

[KWilk]

HoneySloth don't give a ****.

 

[BusinessSloth]

So, ole boy BusinessSloth is kind enough to send me a LONG time want....2005 OGV.....most everyone knows I have been ISO on and off for a while. So that alone is ******* awesome, right? Well he goes and ahead and extra's me a Cantillon classic and an Adam. I'm all like, ****, we haven't even actually worked out the whole trade and he's jockeying for my man love....clearly.

But wait, there's more. Da *** dis? He extras me a legit ******* Ninja Throwing Star too? I mean C'mon man, how the **** do I top that ****? ****** is sharp as hell too. My wife is going to be THRILLED, I assure you all.

Photographic evidence of said violence :

Glad it made it there safe! Enjoy it sir. Teach your son to be ninja as **** with that Shuriken.

 

[MordorMongo]

Glad it made it there safe! Enjoy it sir. Teach your son to be ninja as **** with that Shuriken.

Oh it's on. Ain't nobody gonna **** with him now.

 

[BusinessSloth]

So minh is a legit badass. We traded for the West Ashley, and then he extras me the freakin Farmhouse Noir. I try to be the best trader in town, but he makes it difficult. Huge thanks bro. I will enjoy these both very much

Special note: Even through the brown bottle, I can see the West Ashley is extremely cloudy. I can't wait to drink it. Love the label too.

 

[MordorMongo]

Glad it made it there safe! Enjoy it sir. Teach your son to be ninja as **** with that Shuriken.

ISO : Drywall repairs FT : Beer

Figured I'd go all TMNT and toss it at a box....****** proceeded directly THROUGH the box and into my garage wall. This gunna be good.

 

[tehzachatak]

So, ole boy BusinessSloth is kind enough to send me a LONG time want....2005 OGV.....most everyone knows I have been ISO on and off for a while. So that alone is ******* awesome, right? Well he goes and ahead and extra's me a Cantillon classic and an Adam. I'm all like, ****, we haven't even actually worked out the whole trade and he's jockeying for my man love....clearly.

But wait, there's more. Da *** dis? He extras me a legit ******* Ninja Throwing Star too? I mean C'mon man, how the **** do I top that ****? ****** is sharp as hell too. My wife is going to be THRILLED, I assure you all.

Photographic evidence of said violence :

Ninja star.


WAT

 

[DanzBorin]

Ninja star.


WAT

Dammit Brad, now I feel like I need to put even better ninja weapons in my trade boxes...

At this point I'm not even putting beer in boxes.

TalkNinja is the new hotness!

 

[BusinessSloth]

Dammit Brad, now I feel like I need to put even better ninja weapons in my trade boxes...

At this point I'm not even putting beer in boxes.

TalkNinja is the new hotness!

The only way you can top a shuriken is with nunchucks.

 

[tehzachatak]

The only way you can top a shuriken is with nunchucks.

Heh. Who's up for a trade....

 

[oldp0rt]

Heh. Who's up for a trade....

I was tempted but crossing the border with beer is one thing. Weapons on the other hand..

 

[jbuddle]

I was tempted but crossing the border with beer is one thing. Weapons on the other hand..

Yeah the border mounties are super good at detaining bloody weapons but not the people carrying them.

 

[justforrazors]

So today was a super ******* ****** day. I got two awful boxes- the beer from craftbeer1over and the bourbon from a facebook trade. Basically, my life is completely ******.

 

[tehzachatak]

So today was a super ******* ****** day. I got two awful boxes- the beer from craftbeer1over and the bourbon from a facebook trade. Basically, my life is completely ******.

the blaberries taste like blaberries...

 

[DanzBorin]

The only way you can top a shuriken is with nunchucks.

nunchucks with blades on the end!

 

[justforrazors]

the blaberries taste like blaberries...

Was planning on bringing to DLD this year, tempted to facebang the bottle by my lonesome right now.

 

[BusinessSloth]

So today was a super ******* ****** day. I got two awful boxes- the beer from craftbeer1over and the bourbon from a facebook trade. Basically, my life is completely ******.

Yeah. Kill yourself. But give me your address first.

 

[justforrazors]

Yeah. Kill yourself. But give me your address first.

PM'd. Do you suggest gun or rope?