Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

5-0

 

[HoppyDaze]

good game yesterday guys

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. The 2020 NFL season is one humongous asterisk waiting to happen...

 

[HoppyDaze]

You would know

 

[day_trippr]

So's your face.

 

[HoppyDaze]

How’d your team do today guys?

 

[day_trippr]

So's your face.

 

[day_trippr]

lmao!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Going through it sucks but I give Belichick insane props for being genius enough to have his rebuilding year be the season that won’t be finished.

Smart

 

[user 574]

just tank, go for the draft picks

 

[day_trippr]

Well, no matter what else happens (like, when your team's QB clearly "ain't all that") it's a good Football Sunday when the Cowboys yak up a loss

 

[day_trippr]

G'ints got totally jobbed by that picked-up DPI flag...

 

[day_trippr]

https://sports.yahoo.com/seahawks-lose-bills-ugliest-performance-214512144.html
On other even more awful fronts, tonight's game will be played by two teams with a combined win total of....two.
So much awesome!

btw, two is also the total number of touchdown passes thrown by Cam "Hey! I ain't no fig!" Newton this season.
So there's that.

2020 can't end soon enough...

 

[passedpawn]

Bucs wow. That is all.

 

[NTBeer]

Has the fire in the stands been scheduled yet?

 

[day_trippr]

Pat's had this one in the bag from the jump - because their 12th Man was Adam Gase

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was the worst Pats loss I have ever seen.

brutal

 

[day_trippr]

You must've missed last weekend's game...

 

[day_trippr]

Patriots win the "Someone maybe should be building an ark? Bowl"
That is all...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Happy Butt Fumble Day!

 

[day_trippr]

Is that what that went down in Houston?
So the Pats "aren't all that" any longer. Fine, stuff happens, I can deal - at least until next year.
Meanwhile I can enjoy Brady throwing picks on MNF

 

[day_trippr]

Today's game drove me to start drinking by halftime.
Cam is a "turrible" QB, and Gilmore went from first to worst at his position. He's now more liability than asset.
The rest of the team (such as it is) has to carry those two turkeys on their backs and make up for their multitude of eff-ups.
It was a miracle they won today - even with the spotty play by the Cards.

Meh.

 

[day_trippr]

Cooter must've hit the snow harder than usual to call a 4th and goal run play on their first possession of the game. Wth?

Followed by a failed 4th and two mid-field on 2nd possession? Bizarre...

 

[day_trippr]

Was all set to watch yet another meaningless football game tonight only to find out they started at 3:40 pm?
WTH?
Can't wait to see the Nielsen ratings on that game...

 

[day_trippr]

Pat's may not make the playoffs this year but watching them dismantle the Chargers is still entertaining. Only wish Rivers was still their QB

[edit] 45-zip - with a grand total of 139 passing yards?? I doubt most would have even considered that to be possible - in any football era. Crazy...

 

[Kent88]

Jets fire DC Williams after curious blitz call

Gregg Williams should not be a coach.

 

[Kent88]

Gosh, was NE confused yesterday? Were they thinking that they'd already beat LA so there must be some error with the schedule.

 

[day_trippr]

Nah, Cam is just a turrible, turrible QB, and their rush ate him alive.
Can't win if you can't move the ball never mind score.
Can't move the ball if you're holding it for freakin' evah.

Given that truly offensive offense, I was surprised the final score was that close...

 

[seatazzz]

Damn I would hate to be a Jets fan today....but I'm a Hawks fan and glad we could hand them #13. GO HAWKS!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

The Bills look for real this year.
Good for Buffalo denizens, they've taken it in the shorts for the last 20 years and can use a bit of success

 

[jrgtr42]

Gosh, was NE confused yesterday? Were they thinking that they'd already beat LA so there must be some error with the schedule.

As good as the Pats played against the Chargers - and every part of the game, except possibly the passing game, was spot on that night - they were equally bad against the Rams. Nothing went right, the defense couldn't tackle my dead grandmother, the |O-line counts stop the rush, giving Cam no time to check his targets, and the run came was all but non-existant, compounded by the fact they were playing from behind literally the whole game.

 

[Kent88]

I'm not complaining. I like to see the Pats lose.

 

[day_trippr]

Enjoy 2020 then, because "We'll be back"

Anyway...this MNF game tonight has to be the wildest football I've seen in a long time. Every time I take a look someone has scored...

 

[HoppyDaze]

A couple decent QBs finally in the AFC east and Pats can’t even make the playoffs?

 

[day_trippr]

That pretty much sums it up for 2020.
It's ok. We were tired of all that winning and needed the break

 

[seatazzz]

In the words of a dear friend of mine, "let's just fieldgoal them to death"....until the o-line finally gets it together and we send the Rams packing. Goff's face a few times was "oh owie my thumbie hurts" was precious. Although I don't think I have the balls to put a joint back together after it's been dislocated during play. I'll give him props for that but not for the horrendous coaching. Now to see if we can hold it together....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who are you talking to?

 

[seatazzz]

Myself apparently. NFC West Champs baby!!! On to the Forty Whiners.

 

[motobrewer]

And we never heard from Cape Brewing again

 

[NTBeer]

Without crowds, home field doesn't really mean much this year. That is, unless it's Lambeau, where the weather is also a fan. Testing my Super Bowl RIS...