Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Dolphins!!!!!

 

[Imhoppy]

Maybe the most foolish rash statement of all time. LMFAO hahaha!!!

I don’t think its too early to wonder if the Pats can string back to back undefeated seasons together between this year and next year.

You figure this season is in the bag and then it’s not like they’re losing anyone this off season

 

[motobrewer]

Brady’s last pass of his career is a pick-6.

 

[paulthenurse]

If only I had done a better job of painting his steely jaw and incredibly manly chin dimple.

Sorry New England, this one’s on me.

 

[jstaas]

When’s the “Hosted a 2020 wild card game” banner ceremony at Foxboro?

 

[JohnSand]

Tough night in NE, Belichick was out-coached, Brady choked. Suicide watch on the Cape.

 

[Kent88]

hahahahahahahahahaha!

[breath]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

[breath]

ah-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brady definitely did not look great tonight. That said, no one should count out that organization as long as Belichick is there. You can't expect them to be this godawful in the future.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Sorry New England, this one’s on me.

There's no doubt it's your fault

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady definitely did not look great tonight. That said, no one should count out that organization as long as Belichick is there. You can't expect them to be this godawful in the future.

They’re done for a year or two. No way Brady comes back and McDaniels is gone. They’ll start from scratch on the offensive with a decent base for D.

Meh... what can you do... 19 fckuing years was a helluva run. Best ever in NFL history. How upset can Pats fans really be?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Retire or play for another team?

 

[Kent88]

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first five.

I don’t think its too early to wonder if the Pats can string back to back undefeated seasons together between this year and next year.

You figure this season is in the bag and then it’s not like they’re losing anyone this off season

... can still win a 7th Super Bowl and make the rest of the league ya btchi.

A small sample of Cape's posts that have aged nicely.

 

[Cape Brewing]

A small sample of Cape's posts that have aged nicely.

Oh you mean my trash talk posts.... on the trash talk thread.. didn’t actually come to fruition you fkcuibg clown?

You got me good... I need to now wallow in the sorrow of six super bowl rings and 20 years of my team kicking the bag out of the league but you got me... my trash talk posts didnt pan out.

It’s painful how much you suck and how much everything you post sucks. It literally sucked half the life out of this thread this season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Retire or play for another team?

He’s done.

McDaniels has three HC interviews. He’s gone. So Brady is gonna come back next year and start all over with a new OC? He’s 103 years old.

Not only that but even if he wants to come back... someone needs to sign him. If the Pats were gonna sign him short term, it would have been done already.

He’s done.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah Kent is the worst at this ... well not as bad as the ****** who just showed up again, but really bad

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah Kent is the worst at this ... well not as bad as the ****** who just showed up again, but really bad

Effin painful.

And yes, the one-off jagoffs that pop in for one comment suck too.

 

[Kent88]

It’s painful how much you suck and how much everything you post sucks.

Yeah Kent is the worst at this ...

Aww, that's adorable!

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins!!!

 

[bob1852]

Oh you mean my trash talk posts.... on the trash talk thread.. didn’t actually come to fruition you fkcuibg clown?

You got me good... I need to now wallow in the sorrow of six super bowl rings and 20 years of my team kicking the bag out of the league but you got me... my trash talk posts didnt pan out.

It’s painful how much you suck and how much everything you post sucks. It literally sucked half the life out of this thread this season.

Meh, at least 2/3rds of the life of this thread. Half is far too generous...

 

[WI_Wino]

Aww, that's adorable!

So Kent, what team do you root for?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I think it's time to start reporting him... if you can't get the gist and you've been notified then it's clearly a troll. Trolling is against the rules I've been told

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think it's time to start reporting him... if you can't get the gist and you've been notified then it's clearly a troll. Trolling is against the rules I've been told

(Nodding in disappointed agreement)

 

[Kent88]

So Kent, what team do you root for?

I've actually mentioned it before in this thread. Not that it really matters.

Tonight, everyone is a Titans fan.

 

[Kent88]

No way Brady comes back

You know what, I'm changing my mind. I hope they sign him to a six-year extension for something like $40million/year. Lots of it being guaranteed.

 

[bob1852]

You know what, I'm changing my mind. I hope they sign him to a six-year extension for something like $40million/year. Lots of it being guaranteed.

That idea is dumber than your posts.

 

[bluemoose]

Upside, Patriots will have their best draft pick position since 2008.

 

[bluemoose]

Upside, I won’t have to spend money on a seven time Super Bowl champion banner this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Upside, I won’t have to spend money on a seven time Super Bowl champion banner this year.

(Sigh).... I have NO idea what the Pats are gonna look like next year.... but no scenario I can realistically imagine makes me feel good.

We can only be spoiled for so long apparently

 

[kh54s10]

This guy has 10 times better chance of playing next year.

Than this guy has of ever playing again.

 

[bluemoose]

Upside, Patriots missing the big game means I can host a Super Bowl party for people I know who do not like or understand football. So you guys in this thread can PM me if you are interested.