Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

You know where you got that shirt from and it damn sure wasn't from the men's department!

 

[user 574]

Better be some bitching at halftime in GB locker room

 

[Kent88]

3 turnovers... Green Bay sucks.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Better be some bitching at halftime in GB locker room

Why not on the bench before halftime? Rodgers could use some feedback

 

[day_trippr]

This game is a long way from over...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Just saw highlights of the SEA game. Kinda feel sorry for them.

 

[day_trippr]

And there it is. Inevitably, Vikings were going down in this game...

 

[Kent88]

Have they beat a playoff team?

And they kept the packers out of the end zone for over a half

 

[day_trippr]

Focus on this matchup. GB's D line is beastly, Minihaha's O line is undersized, GB's QB is a legit HOFer, Viking's QB won't be remembered. And on and on...

 

[Kent88]

Meh, I think you're giving the GB defense line too much credit, but minnesota's offensive line isn't contesting that tonight.

And rodgers sucks. I don't care if he gets a gold jacket someday. I don't like him.

 

[day_trippr]

tl;dr

 

[user 574]

Ha ha. They just beat a playoff team, plus Chiefs

 

[Kent88]

Wrong team, but whatever.

 

[Positronic_Matrix]

This year I’ve watched two football games with my favorite teams, the 49ers and the Vikings. Unfortunately, I watched the games where the 49ers and Vikings played the Seahawks and the Packers respectively. I’m beginning to think I’m jinxing my teams by turning on the TV.

Even worse is, that on the last touchdown of the Vikings game, I hadn’t been paying attention, instead playing with my children. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a player break loose and run towards the end zone, I rose up and jumped and cheered the whole way as the player crossed the goal line. Imagine my disappointment, when I realised it was the Packers who had the ball. My kids thought it was pretty funny though.

Anyways, congrats to Packers fans! Good game.

 

[paulthenurse]

^^^^
I’m making popcorn to watch this.

 

[davidabcd]

@Positronic_Matrix
For the most part, this isn't a place to discuss football despite the thread title.

 

[user 574]

Wrong team, but whatever.

Ah, got ya. Neither North team is that good. Never know what happens in the playoffs though

 

[Positronic_Matrix]

@Positronic_Matrix
For the most part, this isn't a place to discuss football despite the thread title.

Ah. I looked back and it appears to be humorous trash talking. If I had posted something like, the Titans have a poorly designed logo, just like their offensive playbook, would that have been more appropriate for the intent of the thread?

 

[davidabcd]

Ah. I looked back and it appears to be humorous trash talking. If I had posted something like, the Titans have a poorly designed logo, just like their offensive playbook, would that have been more appropriate for the intent of the thread?

"Humorous" is a polite way of putting it. The vast majority of posts rotate the same insults over and over and the few seem to enjoy it.

 

[day_trippr]

There's no crying in this thread. Knock that sh!t off...

 

[Kent88]

Ah. I looked back and it appears to be humorous trash talking. If I had posted something like, the Titans have a poorly designed logo, just like their offensive playbook, would that have been more appropriate for the intent of the thread?

Don't feel pressured to conform to anyone elses definition of obnoxious trash talk.

 

[Rodent]

 

[Kent88]

That's a shame

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your presence is a shame.

 

[Kent88]

That might be the nicest thing you have ever said to me.

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[Kent88]

It's a festivus miracle.

 

[Cape Brewing]

 

[day_trippr]

hahahaha!
But it might be learning...

 

[paulthenurse]

Is there a subliminal message in Greece being enthralled with Dak Prescott?