Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Rodent]

the PED Kings of the NFL (aka the Seattle SeaHacks) are at it yet again this December: first it was Josh Gordon suspended for BOTH PEDs and substances of abuse, and now it's DT Al Woods getting suspended four games for PEDs

it's obvious that PED Pete is juicing (or is that basting) the Birds in order to cheat their way into the playoffs this year

so disgusting

https://www.seattlepi.com/sports/se...DT-Al-Woods-suspended-four-games-14922749.php

 

[Rodent]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This is what's great about NE. We swim in the enjoyment off all things sports. It's just not all homer.

https://twitter.com/985TheSportsHub/status/1208114849106014209?s=09

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

https://twitter.com/pgillooly/status/1208629979979960321?s=19

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s their entire culture.

I’m not surprised

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The Seahawks use that meme every year. Wonder where they stole it from.

They've been averaging a player a week now! It's disgusting. Pretty soon they won't have enough players to take the field.

 

[Rodent]

He smokes weed, bro. Comparing him to Ryan Leaf is as ignorant as it gets.

Gordon was suspended for both PED and substance abuse, not "just a little weed, bro"

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd place money he does more than weed.

 

[Rodent]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speaking of cheating....

 

[bob1852]

So obsessed...

 

[Kent88]

Seachickens... whoa. Couldn't stop that Brett Hundley led offense.

 

[Rodent]

take away the PEDs, and the SeaHacks fall to a 4-9-1 team and their backup QB

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It's that hippy coach!

 

[day_trippr]

lmao, I had zero football farks to give today so I just stumbled into that Seattle results.
Merry Christmas!

I'm guessing Hoppy decided to spend the evening at the mall kiosk trolling for tax returns

 

[paulthenurse]

I'm guessing Hoppy decided to spend the evening at the mall kiosk trolling for tax returns

Give the man a break. You try sitting outside a Cinnabon while that bastard kid in the next kiosk makes his stuffed monkeys bang the cymbals all day. It ain’t easy.

He does have some pretty sweet sales going on. If you spring for the “MAX REFUND Return” option ($29.99 plus tax) you get a signed 8x10 picture of Russell Wilson.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Who's going to wake up Jerry Jones this morning?

 

[Kent88]

Are the browns still in the AFC wild card hunt?

Wow, the AFC sucks.

http://www.nfl.com/playoffs/playoff-picture

 

[Kent88]

Wait, the Packers are playing today?

Like they said in Dodgeball: "cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur".

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Are the browns still in the AFC wild card hunt?

Wow, the AFC sucks.

http://www.nfl.com/playoffs/playoff-picture

Pats probably agree with this: AFC, NFC, the rest of the NFL? It's all the same to them. 20 years should show that they see no discernable difference

 

[Cape Brewing]

. Seriously!?!? After being caught TWICE for illegal communications (CHEATING) on the sidelines and now they are filming EVERY sideline???? Kick them out of the playoffs!!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

why are you talking about cheating...you look like a fvcking fool.

 

[day_trippr]

Welcome back!

https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2...out-to-marshawn-lynch-for-help-against-49ers/

Yeah, there's an act of desperation that's sure to work

 

[HoppyDaze]

did you know he runs harder than any other running back?

 

[day_trippr]

Wouldn't know, they seem to pass when you'd think they'd run him.

And, anyway, 18 months of carousing far away from training camp....

 

[Cape Brewing]

why are you talking about cheating...you look like a fvcking fool.

Your face is a tool... for garglin’ nuts

 

[Rodent]

why are you talking about cheating...you look like a fvcking fool.

says the guy who's team is busted yet again with multiple players using PEDs (aka steroids and NOT a little pot)

 

[Rodent]

take away the SeaHacks PED pumping players and they lose to a 4-9-1 team in the game immediately following

need to put a big bold whopping * next to every game they won the past two seasons

 

[bluemoose]

Russell Wilson still shops in the kids department.

 

[day_trippr]

ahahaha! That's still funny