Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

AdamV was on the verge of retiring last week.

 

[day_trippr]

[shrug] I don't see "being a good kicker" in the official stats. PAT and FG attempts he's solidly top 25%...

 

[Cape Brewing]

What’s his PAT %?

I don’t give a shti how many points he has. He doesn’t get credit from me because his team whoops the bag out of everyone and puts up a pile of points every week.

What % does he make when asked? Show me what top 25% that’s in.

He ended the season with the yips last year and is right back at it this year.

In years past, you didn’t even have to watch since he was automatic.... now? Anyone who thinks he’s automatic isn’t watching

 

[bob1852]

What’s his PAT %?

77%

29th outta 33 who've attempted PAT's this year.

(22 are at 100% makes)

Source: yer mom

 

[day_trippr]

Watchable game tonight for a change, right up to where the Packers choked...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Packers suck.

 

[Kent88]

No, the packers suck.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’m sorry... what were you saying about Gostkowski?????

Fkcuing CUT him... today

 

[HoppyDaze]

He’s got the shanks

 

[HoppyDaze]

Your stupid AFC east game is on my TV for some reason. This is awful football

 

[Cape Brewing]

Avert your fckuing eyes when they show the Goat. You’re not worthy

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You're lucky to be witnessing history.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brady is awful.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Shut your whore mouth.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Someone just threw Hoppy onto the field.

 

[Kent88]

Isn't Frank Gore older than Brady? He is having a decent game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, he’s not

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus this game is almost of a dumpster fire as effin Dan Fouts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow... Brady looks terrible and the WRs incapable of getting open at all... yuck... whole thing is brutal to watch.

This must be what its like to root for other teams

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dominating win.

Never in doubt

 

[Cape Brewing]

And remember...

You can’t go undefeated unless you win the first four

 

[HoppyDaze]

Clowney just scored a TD. That’s more than Brady today ...and he plays defense.

 

[Cape Brewing]

O rly?!? Did he now?

Call me when Clowney has six rings.

In the mean time.. you can succccccccccck it

 

[day_trippr]

Sometimes ya just gotta take the fugly win.
Pat's D definitely gets ALL the game balls...

 

[Cape Brewing]

If there is one thing I do... it’s give credit where credit is due... and I have to give the Bill credit. Even hanging close with the Patriots proves they are one of the more elite teams in all of sport.

They’re obviously not at the pinnacle as there is only one team there... but they must be pretty damn good.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If it was easy, they'd call it the NFC.

 

[user 574]

Yawn, Dallas got notta

 

[bob1852]

If it was easy, they'd call it the NFC*.

*AFC East

 

[day_trippr]

^weak^
Come up with something original.

Pats consensus sitting at -14.5 vs Redskins on the road.
Not sure why - the way NE played today either Washington totally sucks or Buffalo is a strong playoff contender...

 

[bob1852]

Not sure why - ...

Because you still don't understand how betting lines are set...