Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Just pray.... like.. get on your knees and pray... that they don’t finally go 19-0.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1175823882453999616?s=09

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey NE circle jerks. I’m going to be downtown Boston 7-10th at a conference. Any recommendations how to avoid you? [emoji38]

Actually haven’t confirmed flights yet but maybe 8th or 9th eve if not too far out of central

Come early. Masstoberfest 10/5

 

[bob1852]

Just pray.... like.. get on your knees and pray... that they don’t finally go 19-0.

That game against the Bengals in December looks like a tough one!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh God. Please don't tell me we have to watch the saints donkey punch the chickens

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

What's the latest bounty on Wlsons ACL?

 

[smurfjuice]

Come early. Masstoberfest 10/5

Etched in stone ??

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Will "pizza" be served?

Come early. Masstoberfest 10/5

 

[bluemoose]

It might be served, but will it be cooked?

 

[Imhoppy]

So AB says he is retired from the NFL. Great, now he will have plenty of time to count the millions of $$$ that he will never see now that he could have invested foolishly like some of the other stars that have gone bankrupt. Problem with this is that he couldn't count to 2 if you told him the first number started with 1.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It might be served, but will it be cooked?

I'm not sure it'll be pizza but I'll eat it

 

[bluemoose]

Whose nose looked worse after the incident, Pete Carroll or Marcia Brady?

 

[day_trippr]

Yeah, just noticed Cooter's beak being held on his face by bandaids. Good look for him, his SeaChicks should look as good

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Carroll thinks it's all cool to be wearing the band-aid on his nose but he should have checked if his clock management was broken. When's the last time SEA was the underdog at home? Yuck. Times must be bad.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Teddy Friggin' Bridgewater? Hahaha

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

That was a nice throw by Barton.


https://twitter.com/Supreme_gifs/status/1175878044789030912?s=19

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We're on to Buffalo

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1175891070330294273?s=09

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hawks were terrible today. Like your mom in the sheets

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I'm filing a civil complaint

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hawks were terrible today. Like your mom in the sheets

Right... cuz they suck. Like you.

I JUST said that a day ago

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Brissett? Garopollo? Brady? Belichick is just f!sting the rest of the league

 

[day_trippr]

Um...say what now?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Um...say what now?

When you get into work tomorrow Google it.

 

[paulthenurse]

Etched in stone ??

Yup. MIL fought the god fight but passed away at 92 last week, and Spawn #1 (Masstoberfest Cup Winner from 2016(?) isn’t due till the end of the month. And let’s face it, even if she’s spitting out Spawn 1G2 that weekend
I’m not going to be pacing the waiting room, that’s her hubby’s job.
K

 

[paulthenurse]

Will "pizza" be served?

Not for you.

 

[paulthenurse]

It might be served, but will it be cooked?

Or you.

 

[Kent88]

The seachickens put up almost twice as many yards as the ain'ts and still managed to lose.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just remember... you can’t go undefeated unless you win the first three.

 

[day_trippr]

So The Ghost may be toast at times, the stats across the league are actually quite favorable to him at this point.

https://www.footballdb.com/stats/stats.html?mode=K&sort=kickpts

You can sort that page for any stat but bottom line he's in the top 25% on pretty much everything.
And unless there's a walk-on that can out-kick him I don't see him going anywhere soon...

 

[Cape Brewing]

... except “being a good kicker”. He’s not in the top 25% for that.

Second worst extra point % behind 88 year old Adam Vinatieri who is kicking with a broken hip and early stage pneumonia.