Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Gravitysucks]

Giants should set the bar a little lower. Like aim for the other teams in NY and NJ

The bar has been set pretty low for the Giants for years yet they still manage to trip over it.

 

[Kent88]

We'll miss you, Eli:

YouTube superb owl xlii

YouTube superb owl xlvi highlights

 

[day_trippr]

We got over that with a handful of Super Bowl wins since...

 

[Kent88]

Eli Manning, undefeated in Superb Owls against New England

 

[bob1852]

Eli Manning, undefeated in Superb Owls against New England

You know who else is undefeated in Super Bowls against New England?

Blake Bortles...

 

[Gravitysucks]

Can't forget the infamous Giant's Tyree helmet catch

Giants started 0-2 that season too.

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. So stale.

Meanwhile....if the Patriots don't allow a TD this weekend they'll match the Bears from some gawdforsaken era wrt first three season games...

 

[Kent88]

You know who else is undefeated in Super Bowls against New England?

Blake Bortles...

Eli Manning is undefeated against New England in postseason games.

 

[bob1852]

Meh. So stale.

Meanwhile....if the Patriots don't allow a TD this weekend they'll match the Bears from some gawdforsaken era wrt first three season games...

That just reaffirms how sh1tty the AFC East is...

 

[day_trippr]

Pats are hanging in at 3 to 1 odds of winning it all.
All division teams suck by comparison...

 

[Cape Brewing]

That just reaffirms how sh1tty the AFC East is...

Your face is shtty

 

[Kent88]

Oh, snap!

 

[bob1852]

Your face is shtty

Real mature.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I'm surprised they let him go, the guy exploits women, plays by his own rules, and makes a mockery of everything that's good and decent in the NFL. He was the embodiment of what Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick had created over the last 20 years in New England.

 

[day_trippr]

Get back on your meds, Hoppy...

 

[user 574]

I suspect the ****** nozzle is blacklisted now. Good, go suck Kaepernick's dick

 

[day_trippr]

We're quoting ourselves now?

Anyway, AB is radioactive right now wrt the NFL. Nobody's gonna touch him until all of the off-field crap gets resolved - and it better be either a push or outright favorable, because if it ends up there's a jurisdiction that files literally any criminal charge(s) he'll be in limbo for some time.

Kap is a sad story, someone who had the courage to stand (or kneel, I guess) for his convictions knowing he'd take a career hit - and boy was it one hella hit. I don't think he saw the political factor being so yuge. I don't see him ever making it back to the NFL, again, nobody wants to stick their neck out for him...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm surprised they let him go, the guy exploits women, plays by his own rules, and makes a mockery of everything that's good and decent in the NFL. He was the embodiment of what Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick had created over the last 20 years in New England.

The Seahawk and you suck.

I can’t see them even making the playoffs

 

[day_trippr]

Aw, heck, we were trying to keep that fact on the down low.
Now you're gonna get him all uppity in defense

 

[jlinz]

AB. If the Patriots cut you presumably on moral grounds, you must be a real lowlife...

 

[Hophunter]

Surprised they let AB go instead of waiting for him to go to prison before “letting him go”.

 

[bob1852]

The Seahawk and you suck.

I can’t see them even making the playoffs

If they got to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 6 times, they'd make the playoffs every year. Yer mom could make the playoffs of she played that schedule.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Surprised they let AB go instead of waiting for him to go to prison before “letting him go”.

Why did you put “letting him go” in quotations? Is “letting him go” code for something?

 

[Cape Brewing]

AB. If the Patriots cut you presumably on moral grounds, you must be a real lowlife...

I don’t think he’s on this site so he probably won’t see that.

I know he’s on Instagram.

I don’t know his account name though. Should be a super easy look-up.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If they got to play the Bills, Dolphins, and Jets 6 times, they'd make the playoffs every year. Yer mom could make the playoffs of she played that schedule.

I know... it’s awesome. It’s like a free pass to the playoffs every year.

The only bad part is it’s costs me a lot of money for playoff tickets! 20 years of playoff tickets? Those dollars pile up my friend!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Az... You’re not giving the Pats enough credit... to win as much as they have, they’ve had to ... murder.... the competition. They beat them so badly that they... deflate... all hope for other teams even trying to... spy... a spot in the playoffs. In the end though, it’s always a... happy ending... for the Pats when they win the SB.

[emoji23][emoji23] see what I did there??

 

[Hophunter]

Hell, I thought Cape was in denial this whole time. Don’t know if I should be proud of him for the breakthrough or sad for him b/c he is still a fan despite it all.

 

[jlinz]

I don’t think he’s on this site so he probably won’t see that.

I know he’s on Instagram.

I don’t know his account name though. Should be a super easy look-up.

I figured you would tell Tom who would tell him if he’s staying at his house.

 

[bob1852]

[emoji23][emoji23] see what I did there??

No.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

How is AB on kicking the extra point?