Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Yeah, no, coming back from mono that soon ain't happening...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mono? That’s the “kissing disease”. And according to the wikipedias... he’s not married.

Premarital kissing?!?

I can’t respect that or any part of the NFL now

 

[Kent88]

That's your decision.

 

[Hophunter]

Brown is definitely innocent. The Pats would never hire someone with such questionable morals. It in no way fits their squeaky clean history.

 

[bob1852]

That's your decision.

Y U so uppity?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brown is definitely innocent. The Pats would never hire someone with such questionable morals. It in no way fits their squeaky clean history.

That didn’t seem factual or relevant

 

[Hophunter]

That didn’t seem factual or relevant

Unplausible deniability. Not surprised.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Meh. Either way

 

[Hophunter]

Interesting. Ain’t that Belichick’s motto?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sure

 

[Cape Brewing]

The stuff about him flatuleting on doctors seemed juvenile enough that people around here might laugh at it.

According to a text thread that was just posted... apparently the doctor himself, who this happened to, thought it was funny too.

God that doctor is so juvenile.

I can’t respect him or any doctors now.

 

[Kent88]

I can’t respect him or any doctors now.

Cool. Know any good shaman?

 

[Kent88]

Jets: so... is his spleen still enlarged?
Doc: Yes
Jets: Can he play?
Doc: His spleen is swollen and might rupture!
Jets: so... yes?

https://mobile.twitter.com/MMehtaNYDN/status/1174006613226741760

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.c...rnold-if-his-spleen-bursts-we-have-a-problem/

 

[Cape Brewing]

He should stop being such a baby, take an aspirin and get out there.

It’s freakin fine.

Who ruptures a freakin’ spleen? No one. I don’t even think that’s a thing.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Aaron Rodgers has mentioned rupturing his spleen several times during a game.

 

[day_trippr]

^lol^

 

[bluemoose]

Spleens are like Aaron Rodgers, totally overrated.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Everyone has one.

 

[day_trippr]

Games like what played out tonight are killing the NFL...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Games like what played out tonight are killing the NFL...

Marcus Mariota... Five seasons. Five playcallers. Three new offenses. Three head coaches. Oh, and nine sacks last night. Someone get him the **** out of Tennessee so we can see what he can do in the NFL.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Mariota sucks

 

[bob1852]

AFC East sucks

 

[Gravitysucks]

Hey NE circle jerks. I’m going to be downtown Boston 7-10th at a conference. Any recommendations how to avoid you? [emoji38]

Actually haven’t confirmed flights yet but maybe 8th or 9th eve if not too far out of central

I'd avoid being anywhere in Massachusetts on 10/10. The Giants are playing the Patriots at Gillette Stadium and it's a night game so all the Patriot fans will be drunk and when the Giants beat them the state is likely to get burned down.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Meh! Foxborough is way far away from Boston. College kids are back in town so that drunkenness over takes all others

 

[bob1852]

Lol, at least Antonio Brown lasted longer in his job than Scaramucci...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I knew the Pats would do the right thing and cut AB

 

[user 574]

I suspect the ****** nozzle is blacklisted now. Good, go suck Kaepernick's dick

 

[day_trippr]

Watch AB get picked up by KC as a bookend to Tyreek Hill.

I'd avoid being anywhere in Massachusetts on 10/10. The Giants are playing the Patriots at Gillette Stadium and it's a night game so all the Patriot fans will be drunk and when the Giants beat them the state is likely to get burned down.

Um...have you actually watched the dumpster fire that is the 2019 NY Giants?

 

[Gravitysucks]

Watch AB get picked up by KC as a bookend to Tyreek Hill.



Um...have you actually watched the dumpster fire that is the 2019 NY Giants?

I was being a bit sarcastic but the Giants have finally benched Manning, one of the longest playing mediocre quarterbacks in NFL history, so things may look up. The Patriots have only played the Giants 12 times in regular/post season games and they are tied 6-6. Biggest difference is that 2 of the Giants wins were Superbowls, something my Dad, a Giants fan never let me forget. I'm a Mainer so I'm kind of obligated to be a Patriots fan although on Oct. 10 I'll likely be rooting for the Giants in memory of my Dad.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Giants should set the bar a little lower. Like aim for the other teams in NY and NJ