Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Nice to see Seattle is finally getting a pro football team. Maybe the Dragons can put Seattle on the map. Guessing they will be tossing fish at halftime.

 

[day_trippr]

Should've been Dragoons

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...m-names-unveils-logos-for-leagues-2020-season

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I heard Aggies.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did Dale and Brennan name these teams?

 

[ZmannR2]

Zeke got an offer that puts him at #2 paid RB behind Gurley. But in TX we have no state income tax so technical he’ll be the #1 paid back. Hope he takes it!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope he falls off a cliff

 

[ZmannR2]

Oh he'll fall alright....right into the endzone multiple times a game. The dude is on a record setting pace

 

[ZmannR2]

Oh you need some stats? OK:

EZEKIEL ELLIOTT --40 games:

868 carries, 4,048 yards, 28 TDs, 4.70 yards-per-carry, 101.20 yards-per-game --

135 receptions, 1,199 yards, 6 TDs, 8.90 yards-per-reception, 30.00 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,003 touches, 5,247 yards, 34 TDs, 5.23yards-per-touch, 131.20 yards-per-game.


Emmitt Smith had the most freakishly productive first-5-years to start a career in league history. How does his first 40 games stack up to what Zeke has laid down??


EMMITT SMITH --40 games:

806 carries, 3,396 yards, 32 TDs, 4.21 yards-per-carry, 84.90 yards-per-game --

94 receptions, 618 yards, 1 TD, 6.57 yards-per-reception, 15.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,014 yards, 33 TDs, 4.46 yards-per-touch, 100.35 yards-per-game.

ERIC DICKERSON --40 games:

942 carries, 4,557 yards, 40 TDs, 4.83 yards-per-carry, 113.92 yards-per-game --

86 receptions, 645 yards, 2 TDs, 7.50 yards-per-reception, 16.12 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,028 touches, 5,202 yards, 42 TDs, 5.06yards-per-touch, 130.04 yards-per-game.

LADAINIAN TOMLINSON --40 games:

867 carries, 3,699 yards, 29 TDs, 4.26 yards-per-carry, 92.47 yards-per-game --

185 receptions, 1,137 yards, 1 TD, 6.14 yards-per-reception, 28.42 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,052 touches, 4,836 yards, 30 TDs, 4.59yards-per-touch, 120.90 yards-per-game.

MARSHALL FAULK --40 games:

677 carries, 2,583 yards, 26 TDs, 3.81 yards-per-carry, 64.57 yards-per-game --

123 receptions, 1,138 yards, 4 TDs, 9.25 yards-per-reception, 28.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 800 touches, 3,721 yards, 30 TDs, 4.65 yards-per-touch, 93.02 yards-per-game.

But let's switch gears here & compare Elliott's career to the first 40 games of five players who many, perhaps most consider the greatest pure runners of all-time:

BARRY SANDERS --40 games:

713 carries, 3,558 yards, 34 TDs, 4.99 yards-per-carry, 88.95 yards-per-game --

81 receptions, 899 yards, 3 TDs, 11.09 yards-per-reception, 22.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 794 touches, 4,457 yards, 37 TDs, 5.61 yards-per-touch, 111.42 yards-per-game.

ADRIAN PETERSON --40 games:

806 carries, 4,100 yards, 34 TDs, 5.08 yards-per-carry, 102.50 yards-per-game --

65 receptions, 608 yards, 1 TD, 9.35 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 871 touches, 4,708 yards, 35 TDs, 5.40 yards-per-touch, 117.70 yards-per-game.

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WALTER PAYTON --40 games:

831 carries, 3,874 yards, 34 TDs, 4.66 yards-per-carry, 96.85 yards-per-game --

69 receptions, 608 yards, 2 TDs, 8.81 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,482 yards, 36 TDs, 4.98 yards-per-touch, 112.05 yards-per-game.

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EARL CAMPBELL --40 games:

854 carries, 4,111 yards, 39 TDs, 4.81 yards-per-carry, 102.77 yards-per-game --

36 receptions, 179 yards, 0 TDs, 4.97 yards-per-reception, 4.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 890 touches, 4,290 yards, 39 TDs, 4.82 yards-per-touch, 107.25 yards-per-game.

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JIM BROWN --40 games:

821 carries, 4,217 yards, 43 TDs, 5.13 yards-per-carry, 105.42 yards-per-game --

62 receptions, 451 yards, 3 TDs, 7.27 yards-per-reception, 11.27 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 883 touches, 4,668 yards, 46 TDs, 5.28 yards-per-touch, 116.70 yards-per-game.

 

[ZmannR2]

Everyone's precious Barry Sanders is in there too

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

These are individual stats.

 

[bob1852]

Oh you need some stats? OK:

EZEKIEL ELLIOTT --40 games:

868 carries, 4,048 yards, 28 TDs, 4.70 yards-per-carry, 101.20 yards-per-game --

135 receptions, 1,199 yards, 6 TDs, 8.90 yards-per-reception, 30.00 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,003 touches, 5,247 yards, 34 TDs, 5.23yards-per-touch, 131.20 yards-per-game.


Emmitt Smith had the most freakishly productive first-5-years to start a career in league history. How does his first 40 games stack up to what Zeke has laid down??


EMMITT SMITH --40 games:

806 carries, 3,396 yards, 32 TDs, 4.21 yards-per-carry, 84.90 yards-per-game --

94 receptions, 618 yards, 1 TD, 6.57 yards-per-reception, 15.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,014 yards, 33 TDs, 4.46 yards-per-touch, 100.35 yards-per-game.

ERIC DICKERSON --40 games:

942 carries, 4,557 yards, 40 TDs, 4.83 yards-per-carry, 113.92 yards-per-game --

86 receptions, 645 yards, 2 TDs, 7.50 yards-per-reception, 16.12 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,028 touches, 5,202 yards, 42 TDs, 5.06yards-per-touch, 130.04 yards-per-game.

LADAINIAN TOMLINSON --40 games:

867 carries, 3,699 yards, 29 TDs, 4.26 yards-per-carry, 92.47 yards-per-game --

185 receptions, 1,137 yards, 1 TD, 6.14 yards-per-reception, 28.42 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 1,052 touches, 4,836 yards, 30 TDs, 4.59yards-per-touch, 120.90 yards-per-game.

MARSHALL FAULK --40 games:

677 carries, 2,583 yards, 26 TDs, 3.81 yards-per-carry, 64.57 yards-per-game --

123 receptions, 1,138 yards, 4 TDs, 9.25 yards-per-reception, 28.45 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 800 touches, 3,721 yards, 30 TDs, 4.65 yards-per-touch, 93.02 yards-per-game.

But let's switch gears here & compare Elliott's career to the first 40 games of five players who many, perhaps most consider the greatest pure runners of all-time:

BARRY SANDERS --40 games:

713 carries, 3,558 yards, 34 TDs, 4.99 yards-per-carry, 88.95 yards-per-game --

81 receptions, 899 yards, 3 TDs, 11.09 yards-per-reception, 22.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 794 touches, 4,457 yards, 37 TDs, 5.61 yards-per-touch, 111.42 yards-per-game.

ADRIAN PETERSON --40 games:

806 carries, 4,100 yards, 34 TDs, 5.08 yards-per-carry, 102.50 yards-per-game --

65 receptions, 608 yards, 1 TD, 9.35 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 871 touches, 4,708 yards, 35 TDs, 5.40 yards-per-touch, 117.70 yards-per-game.

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WALTER PAYTON --40 games:

831 carries, 3,874 yards, 34 TDs, 4.66 yards-per-carry, 96.85 yards-per-game --

69 receptions, 608 yards, 2 TDs, 8.81 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,482 yards, 36 TDs, 4.98 yards-per-touch, 112.05 yards-per-game.

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EARL CAMPBELL --40 games:

854 carries, 4,111 yards, 39 TDs, 4.81 yards-per-carry, 102.77 yards-per-game --

36 receptions, 179 yards, 0 TDs, 4.97 yards-per-reception, 4.47 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 890 touches, 4,290 yards, 39 TDs, 4.82 yards-per-touch, 107.25 yards-per-game.

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JIM BROWN --40 games:

821 carries, 4,217 yards, 43 TDs, 5.13 yards-per-carry, 105.42 yards-per-game --

62 receptions, 451 yards, 3 TDs, 7.27 yards-per-reception, 11.27 yards-per-game --

TOTAL: 883 touches, 4,668 yards, 46 TDs, 5.28 yards-per-touch, 116.70 yards-per-game.

tl;dr

 

[Cape Brewing]

Zeke sucks. Cowboys suck more. Emmitt Smith sucks the most

 

[bob1852]

Zeke sucks. Cowboys suck more. Emmitt Smith sucks the most

Blake Bortles!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey... don’t knock him... Blake Bortles has just as many playoff wins over the last decade as the Cowboys do.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Andrew Luck huh?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Please tell me they're going to livestream Jim Irsay's press conference

 

[bluemoose]

So jacoby brisette then?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

He has a Super Bowl ring so probably one of the top qb's in the league.

 

[Rodent]

Andrew Luck huh?

yep - looks like the Colts are outta Luck

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Boo!

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Kent88]

I don't think Kaepernick's... I'll say activism (because this thread doesn't need politics inserted into it) is the biggest hindrance to him being signed anymore. How many seasons has he sat out?

(that being said, apparently there are many teams who still feel like his activism alone is enough to keep him off their roster, or keep them from offering a contract for what he thinks he is worth)

I'll always remember how he made Clay Matthews and the wisconsin team look silly.

But due to his absence from the game, I think he is past being a viable starting NFL QB.

 

[day_trippr]

This is the perfect job for moto. Get him out of his mom's basement for a few months anyway, and he can pig out on the NFL's dime

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/nfl-food-taster-job-trnd/index.html

 

[Kent88]

It has a "Tums budget", but what about the tapeworm removal budget?

 

[day_trippr]

moto laughs at tapeworms...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sup?

 

[day_trippr]

[Scrubs]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oxygen tanks finally made it up to base camp?

 

[Gravitysucks]

hmm, Patriots lost to the Giants again...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oooooooooo. That stinnnnnnngs.

LOL