Tipsy McStagger
Liquor Connoisseur
Hoyer lookin very Brady like.
neither is yer momPete Carroll just isn't very good. https://twitter.com/Supreme_gifs/status/1163251782190956544
Oh you need some stats? OK:
EZEKIEL ELLIOTT --40 games:
868 carries, 4,048 yards, 28 TDs, 4.70 yards-per-carry, 101.20 yards-per-game --
135 receptions, 1,199 yards, 6 TDs, 8.90 yards-per-reception, 30.00 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 1,003 touches, 5,247 yards, 34 TDs, 5.23yards-per-touch, 131.20 yards-per-game.
Emmitt Smith had the most freakishly productive first-5-years to start a career in league history. How does his first 40 games stack up to what Zeke has laid down??
EMMITT SMITH --40 games:
806 carries, 3,396 yards, 32 TDs, 4.21 yards-per-carry, 84.90 yards-per-game --
94 receptions, 618 yards, 1 TD, 6.57 yards-per-reception, 15.45 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,014 yards, 33 TDs, 4.46 yards-per-touch, 100.35 yards-per-game.
ERIC DICKERSON --40 games:
942 carries, 4,557 yards, 40 TDs, 4.83 yards-per-carry, 113.92 yards-per-game --
86 receptions, 645 yards, 2 TDs, 7.50 yards-per-reception, 16.12 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 1,028 touches, 5,202 yards, 42 TDs, 5.06yards-per-touch, 130.04 yards-per-game.
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON --40 games:
867 carries, 3,699 yards, 29 TDs, 4.26 yards-per-carry, 92.47 yards-per-game --
185 receptions, 1,137 yards, 1 TD, 6.14 yards-per-reception, 28.42 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 1,052 touches, 4,836 yards, 30 TDs, 4.59yards-per-touch, 120.90 yards-per-game.
MARSHALL FAULK --40 games:
677 carries, 2,583 yards, 26 TDs, 3.81 yards-per-carry, 64.57 yards-per-game --
123 receptions, 1,138 yards, 4 TDs, 9.25 yards-per-reception, 28.45 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 800 touches, 3,721 yards, 30 TDs, 4.65 yards-per-touch, 93.02 yards-per-game.
But let's switch gears here & compare Elliott's career to the first 40 games of five players who many, perhaps most consider the greatest pure runners of all-time:
BARRY SANDERS --40 games:
713 carries, 3,558 yards, 34 TDs, 4.99 yards-per-carry, 88.95 yards-per-game --
81 receptions, 899 yards, 3 TDs, 11.09 yards-per-reception, 22.47 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 794 touches, 4,457 yards, 37 TDs, 5.61 yards-per-touch, 111.42 yards-per-game.
ADRIAN PETERSON --40 games:
806 carries, 4,100 yards, 34 TDs, 5.08 yards-per-carry, 102.50 yards-per-game --
65 receptions, 608 yards, 1 TD, 9.35 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 871 touches, 4,708 yards, 35 TDs, 5.40 yards-per-touch, 117.70 yards-per-game.
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WALTER PAYTON --40 games:
831 carries, 3,874 yards, 34 TDs, 4.66 yards-per-carry, 96.85 yards-per-game --
69 receptions, 608 yards, 2 TDs, 8.81 yards-per-reception, 15.20 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 900 touches, 4,482 yards, 36 TDs, 4.98 yards-per-touch, 112.05 yards-per-game.
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EARL CAMPBELL --40 games:
854 carries, 4,111 yards, 39 TDs, 4.81 yards-per-carry, 102.77 yards-per-game --
36 receptions, 179 yards, 0 TDs, 4.97 yards-per-reception, 4.47 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 890 touches, 4,290 yards, 39 TDs, 4.82 yards-per-touch, 107.25 yards-per-game.
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JIM BROWN --40 games:
821 carries, 4,217 yards, 43 TDs, 5.13 yards-per-carry, 105.42 yards-per-game --
62 receptions, 451 yards, 3 TDs, 7.27 yards-per-reception, 11.27 yards-per-game --
TOTAL: 883 touches, 4,668 yards, 46 TDs, 5.28 yards-per-touch, 116.70 yards-per-game.
Zeke sucks. Cowboys suck more. Emmitt Smith sucks the most
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