Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jlinz]

Seattle is far from a bad team...I've not been around because this thread flat out sucks now. No new material from the NE ****** gang, new guys simple aren't funny in any aspect and there's soulless ginger from the south interrupting the flow. Just kind of over it.

What do you have when you have two fuzzy green balls in your hand?

 

[Kent88]

I wanted to make a seachickens joke, but they're only a game out and only play 2 more teams with winning records.

 

[Rodent]

What do you have when you have two fuzzy green balls in your hand?

I did a Google search to find out, and this is what came up

 

[bob1852]

Just kind of over it.

Post the wheel of parity!

 

[day_trippr]

^hahahaha!^

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh man, classic!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It really has gotten stale. So many years of one team totally dominating while team after team have a bright spot and then fade away into obscurity again will do that.... it’ll suck the “newness” right out of it.

“Oooo Pats are awesome”

“Uggggg. Weeeeee knnnnowwwww”

Even I don’t really enjoy sticking everyone’s noses in it for this long

 

[day_trippr]

[...]Even I don’t really enjoy sticking everyone’s noses in it for this long

Anyway...there must be a hella lot of deluded Cowboys fans propping up the spread.
+7 points? Really? Against the red hot Saints? That's hilarious!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have to admit that I’ve enjoyed seeing the Cowboys being awful this year. Jerry Jones can sit and enjoy his shti sundae.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’ve also enjoyed that total fraud Aaron Rodgers being exposed.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hoppy's moved over to the Seattle NHL Whalers thread. 12th Man!!!!

 

[day_trippr]

HBT's Designated Bandwagoner...

 

[bob1852]

+7 points? Really? Against the red hot Saints? That's hilarious!

 

[WI_Wino]

Cowboys looking tough. Who would have thought.

 

[davidabcd]

@jlinz Hit them with a racket.

Just in a holding pattern, waiting for the game to start.

I think the book makers were on board with a close game.

 

[jlinz]

Kermit’s undivided attention...


https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Kermit_the_Frog.jpg

 

[day_trippr]

Seriously, didn't see that coming. NO offense was a no-show and the Dallas D played out of their minds...

 

[bluemoose]

Cue Max Kellerman talking about Brees falling off the cliff.... oh wait, he reserves that commentary for TB12 only.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... unfortunately he’s kinda right this year. Tommy ain’t exactly shootin’ the lights out this year. He needs to pull some serious freakin’ magic out of his ass.... quickly

 

[bluemoose]

There’s an Aaron Rodgers joke in there somewhere...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Wow.....

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Washington here we come!

 

[bluemoose]

Wow..... View attachment 600284

Should we get back to discussing who the Pats will face in the Super Bowl?

 

[user 574]

Appears that our friends from Frozen Tundra Land have dropped off the map.
Funny how that happens...when your team sucks.
(Looking at you, too, Hoppy )
I don't think any of them actually brew beer anyway, so...

I'm still here but also been working 70-80 hr weeks for almost a year (divestiture). Looking forward to the firing of McCarthy & some rebuilding draft picks. And as I say that, the cupcake schedule kicks in for GB with a lot of home games...

Seattle is far from a bad team...I've not been around because this thread flat out sucks now. No new material from the NE ****** gang, new guys simple aren't funny in any aspect and there's soulless ginger from the south interrupting the flow. Just kind of over it.

And some of this.

 

[user 574]

Wow..... View attachment 600284

Pats should totally pick him up

 

[BamaProud]

Bammer wins again. 13-0 even after losing their #1 Heisman Candidate Quarterback

Saban improves to 16-0 against his former assistants.
That means Bama v Clemson in the National Championship. Both Notre Dame and Oklahoma will get destroyed. I guarantee it.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

... Both Notre Dame and Oklahoma will get destroyed. I guarantee it.

Going out on a limb aren't you?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Looking forward to the firing of McCarthy & some rebuilding draft picks. And as I say that, the cupcake schedule kicks in for GB with a lot of home games..

So you're saying this isn't even their rebuilding year? It's going to get worse???

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It just got worse.

 

[day_trippr]

Pats better bring it today or it could get ugly...