Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Without the pesky dog electrocution.

 

[user 574]

Double post. Spam reported

 

[bluemoose]

Mmmm spam and eggs with chipotle tobacco sauce.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Gold....


http://www.concordmonitor.com/Sports/Patriots-Blog/Bombshell-ESPN-report-Brady-deadly-as-ever

 

[smurfjuice]

Anyone catch the Browns parade? kinda neat ...

 

[GHBWNY]

Looks like both teams are trying to lose this game. I understand the Bills, they would have to lose in epic fashion next week in Foxborough, but what is the Jags excuse?

The Bills' loss was a merciful euthanasia for them.

 

[BamaProud]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

ESPKent said there's no playoff games on Monday!

 

[user 574]

UCF declared national champions. Tonight’s game is equivalent to the NFL pro bowl

 

[soccerdad]

For the love of God, do we really need to know how much Saban enjoys a cream pie?
https://sports.yahoo.com/nick-saban-eats-2-oatmeal-224742012.html

 

[jlinz]

Welp, I guess the Patriots will devolve and be the Browns next year. I guess it was fun while it lasted. Maybe I’ll find a solid college I didn’t go to and root for them next year.

Does that mean that the Browns will become next year's Patriots??? Like Freaky Friday or something?

 

[jlinz]

Anyone catch the Browns parade? kinda neat ...

The real thing will be when Hue jumps into the lake.

 

[smurfjuice]

 

[BamaProud]

As we prepare for an all SEC title game tonight, I’d like to congratulate the Big Ten on a huge anniversary — four years ago today your league scored its last points in the college football playoff.

They are providing the referees tonight though.

Roll Tide!

 

[Cape Brewing]

No one cares

 

[BamaProud]

No one cares

Yet you keep replying. Thus you care.

 

[LAHammer]

Good to hear from you Cape. Know you’re gettin’ ready for the big game.
Even though UCF is already #1 we can be *#1.
Roll Tide!!
It appears that ESPN cares.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No... was just going to make fun of teams that hadn’t made the playoffs again and noticed the stupid college football stuff.

I’d rather fold laundry than watch that game

 

[BamaProud]

Cape Brewing is obviously hooked --hooked line and sinker. Enjoy the game.

 

[day_trippr]

I have some carpentry work that needs doing tonight...

 

[LAHammer]

...but you’ll put it off for one more day.

 

[bluemoose]

Can’t wait till tomorrow when cooter and bubba have nothing left to say about football.

 

[LAHammer]

The Saints are still in it...

as if there ain’t no bubbas in mass.

 

[bluemoose]

Settle down Cleatus!

 

[LAHammer]

that’s my cousin...

... on my sister’s side.

 

[WI_Wino]

It's painful to watch how slow the jv guys are. It's how I imagine kids sports will be.

 

[day_trippr]

...but you’ll put it off for one more day.

Oh hells no. Gotta keep this task moving along.
But I do have the game on my shop teevee - this ain't the Third World up here!

btw, seems to be going along pretty well so far, yes?

 

[LAHammer]

Well the team that’s playing best is winning, if that’s what you mean...
at least we got rap at halftime...
measure once cut twice...
... wait...

 

[WI_Wino]

Bama needs a new kicker I think...

 

[Hophunter]

Headline: Bama wins with ref help!