Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

For fuq sakes, old man, for the least time, it's "tl;dr".

Wow

 

[paulthenurse]

Irony. It’s everywhere.

 

[Kent88]

Don’t forget ESPKent.

Maybe he’ll post today and let us all know that it is Friday.

I feel like I've made a mistake posting here. I didn't realize that "obnoxious" always applied.

FWIW, it is Saturday now.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Finally. Football season has started.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Finally. Football season has started.

Ya gotta go through the formality of weeding out the teams that reeeeeally suck. I mean... a freakin’ third if the teams make it so a team’s gotta suck somethin’ fierce to be bounced out already

 

[day_trippr]

I feel like I've made a mistake posting here. I didn't realize that "obnoxious" always applied.

Noobs are so cute!

FWIW, it is Saturday now.

Try harder...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ya gotta go through the formality of weeding out the teams that reeeeeally suck. I mean... a freakin’ third if the teams make it so a team’s gotta suck somethin’ fierce to be bounced out already

Falcons are the only returning NFC team to the playoffs. I mean there's teams in the NFC North that literally quit. NFC North? The NFC North. I hope it stays like this for years.

 

[day_trippr]

I gotta say, barely watching this abortion of a "playoff" game, the league needs to whittle the teams down to where the available talent - across the board - brings the team average up to "I Like Their Chances" come September...

[edit] Ok, there's a once-in-a-lifetime play right there. Almost makes this game worthwhile...

 

[user 574]

Oh Kansas... can’t say they’re not consistent

 

[HoppyDaze]

Mariota = gamer

 

[bluemoose]

He pitches and catches.

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta say I had kissed off the Titans in that game.
But it's no surprise that KC's Fat Man managed yet another playoff loss.

Happy about this - KC was becoming a pest for the Patriots, while Tennessee has zero shot in Foxboro.
Assuming the Bills lose in Jacksonville I like how this is going so far...

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Mariota block was freakin tremendous

 

[HoppyDaze]

They better not overturn this

 

[WI_Wino]

Rams d getting sliced up tonight

 

[bluemoose]

Looks like both teams are trying to lose this game. I understand the Bills, they would have to lose in epic fashion next week in Foxborough, but what is the Jags excuse?

 

[Craigmn]

They’re just the Jaguars. It’s what they do

 

[bluemoose]

Blake Bortles!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Titans... comin’ to Gillette.

Mwuaaaa hahahaha

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Blake Bortles!

"and here he is!!!" - Sergio Dipp

 

[user 574]

AFC is terrible

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This is wildcard weekend DB. It's the teams that really shouldn't be in the playoffs. It's to give a glimmer of hope for teams that are at the bottom of the barrel. Maybe GB will make it someday.

 

[bluemoose]

Only 14 point favorites? That will go up, right? That seems as insulting to the Pats as a Seth Wickersham article.

 

[user 574]

2007 and 2010 were good representation of wildcard teams

https://www.reference.com/sports-ac...ildcard-teams-won-super-bowl-d3a60638e4c2a8c1

 

[day_trippr]

"Good", perhaps, but 6 over-achievers out of fitty somethin' Superbowls is hardly a true representation...

 

[bluemoose]

A team going to the Super Bowl 5 of 6 Times getting the first seed is a good representation of greatness.

 

[LAHammer]

Probably should just let the top 4 in the playoffs...
Maybe relegate the bottom 4 to the CFL.

 

[WI_Wino]

Blake Bortles! A force to be reckoned with.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blake Bortles! A force to be reckoned with.

KILL you with his legs.

He’s basically Michael Vick

 

[Cape Brewing]

Blake Bortles! A force to be reckoned with.

KILL you with his legs.

He’s basically Michael Vick