Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[BamaProud]

Thea are already knocked up.

 

[day_trippr]

Go for twins

 

[jstaas]

Trouble in paradise? https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndic...polo-trade-patriots-involved-in-rift.amp.html

 

[user 574]

Trouble in paradise? https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndic...polo-trade-patriots-involved-in-rift.amp.html

All good things must come to an end. Isn't Kansas City where they ship future HOF QB's off to die? Wait, they're the Jets too (Favre)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats fans couldn’t be more used to this kind of stupidity

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

ESPN does this everytime Pat's are a lock for the Superbowl. So every single year.

 

[day_trippr]

ESPN knows it can grab a gazillion page views any time they take a wild swing at the Patriots...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Unfortunately there are millions of stupid people that lap it up.

 

[user 574]

Uh huh

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I missed ESPN's piece on the MVP race. Did they even do one?

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, that’s not nearly as juicy as Brady’s personal trainer having his facility access cut back. I mean... what else can Brady do!?!? He HAS to take 17 years of a HOF career with one of the greatest coaches of all times, five freakin SB wins in seven appearances... and shti all over it with two or three years left in his career because his personal trainer can’t be on the sidelines any more.

Yeah

Seems totally ligit.

 

[user 574]

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/pag...-brady-bill-belichick-internal-power-struggle

Full article is actually an interesting read. And no guys, I've not seen something like this every year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats fans have heard about 90% of it in various bits and pieces for the last two months and have systematically dismissed it all as stupid.

A guy at ESPN took a small pile of bulkshti gossip, strung it all together under huge assumptions and no-names sources and it into a plausible story for an audience, of which, 90% is DYING for any negative news they can find on the Pats.

The whole thing is a pile of shti

 

[bluemoose]

Fans of other teams that want their team to be a tiny fraction as awesome as the Patriots will believe anything some hack with a hair across this a$$ for the Patriots is willing to print.
Think about how many players have been in the system, have you heard anything from any of them? They all have the opportunity after they leave or retire. Nope, we get a bunch of unnamed sources from inside the most secretive team in the NFL. Sounds totally plausible.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I didnt read the whole thing because it was too stupid to get through but one of my favorites is how Brady is now missing a ton of practices, unlike ever before, due to his fragility which makes the rift regarding his trainer that big of a deal.

First... Brady has only missed about four practices all year and has been on the injury report with a tweaked achillies... so he has taken a few Tuesdays (first day of practice) and I think one Tues-Weds when hey had a Monday game to rest it... which is something he has done for years when he tweaks something.

Now that has been turned into “missing a ton of practices because he’s fragile” and then magically makes the rift over his trainer (that he still sees IN the stadium and they have their own entire facility 300 yards from the stadium) a major dividing point for whole team.

It’s fckuing stupidity that haters will lap up (per usual).

 

[jstaas]

Hope you guys are staying warm up there.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I didnt read the whole thing because it was too stupid to get through but one of my favorites is how Brady is now missing a ton of practices, unlike ever before, due to his fragility which makes the rift regarding his trainer that big of a deal.

First... Brady has only missed about four practices all year and has been on the injury report with a tweaked achillies... so he has taken a few Tuesdays (first day of practice) and I think one Tues-Weds when hey had a Monday game to rest it... which is something he has done for years when he tweaks something.

Now that has been turned into “missing a ton of practices because he’s fragile” and then magically makes the rift over his trainer (that he still sees IN the stadium and they have their own entire facility 300 yards from the stadium) a major dividing point for whole team.

It’s fckuing stupidity that haters will lap up (per usual).

Your insecurities got you triggered, bro.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... it’s brutal. Home field throughout the playoffs as the #1 seed. How will we ever deal with such a brutal situation?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I believe you think you're part of the team...and it's hilarious.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Fans of other teams that want their team to be a tiny fraction as awesome as the Patriots will believe anything some hack with a hair across this a$$ for the Patriots is willing to print.
Think about how many players have been in the system, have you heard anything from any of them? They all have the opportunity after they leave or retire. Nope, we get a bunch of unnamed sources from inside the most secretive team in the NFL. Sounds totally plausible.

It does make for a good story tho. Who would want to read about some midwest team coach barging into his gm's office and saying "Hey! Our star "M?V?P?" just went down. Let's quit!"

Hahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I believe you think you're part of the team...and it's hilarious.

?? When did I make it sound like I was part of the team? He poked fun at Pats fans... and I responded as a fan.

I get that reading words is tough for you but if you keep practicing, you’ll get it. Keep trying!

 

[Cape Brewing]

“Brady is mad because Belichick hasn’t made him Patriot of the Week”!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Best theory I've heard: That this forum, Brady and Belichick never really existed. They were created in a parallel universe by Drew Bledsoe in his dream when he had his spleen ruptured and was induced into a coma.

 

[HoppyDaze]

?? When did I make it sound like I was part of the team?

Your exhausting and predictable narrative.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You’re such a fail

 

[bluemoose]

Welp, I guess the Patriots will devolve and be the Browns next year. I guess it was fun while it lasted. Maybe I’ll find a solid college I didn’t go to and root for them next year.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You’re such a fail

You know what was a fail? Getting nothing for Jimmy G.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We got Hoyer. He'll get a ring this year and be at the same level of discussion of other 1 ring wonders until he gets another next year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know what was a fail? Getting nothing for Jimmy G.

What better offer did they get?

 

[HoppyDaze]

wtf does that have to do with anything?

Hey Cape, I'll give $100 for your house. No other offers, better take it...or you could wait and get market value for it; I think i'd do that.