Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[day_trippr]

Yeah, that look just doesn't work anywhere on this planet.
I'd blame his dad but I actually think Al was one of the good guys.

But, anyway, we need a vict...err, correspondent...that believes they're a contender.
Not another weak-ass going nowhere team like Seattle or Green Bay

 

[HoppyDaze]

ob-fvcking-sessed

 

[Cape Brewing]

ob-fvcking-sessed

Why are you even here!?!?? Go hide your head in SHAME!!! SHHHHAAAAAAAME!!!!

Shame shame shame shame.

Ssshhhhh.....






ame!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. So much to be thankful for (if you’re a Pats fan).

I’m wishing everyone a happy turkey day now since my family does the holiday on the Weds (today)... because we’re smarter than everyone else.

[emoji884][emoji106]

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

You too Cape and have a Happy Butt Fumble Day.

 

[smurfjuice]

Ditto

 

[paulthenurse]

Fifth Anniversary of the Butt Fumble.

 

[paulthenurse]

 

[user 574]

So much thanksgiving love over in NE

 

[bluemoose]

Isn’t that a picture of Moto’s curling team?

 

[paulthenurse]

Where did you get the photo of Yeager and his frat bros?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Looks like beating women is really starting to catch up to the Cowboys.

 

[day_trippr]

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yuck. Watched all of about four minutes of college football and had to shut it off once I realized that blatant offensive pass interference is apparently totally legal

 

[day_trippr]

And that's that!

 

[bluemoose]

Speaking of college, I can’t wait for this week’s Bama update.

 

[LAHammer]

Roll Tide!
Still in the running.
Tough to play in the SEC.

 

[jammin]

I'll just go ahead and get this out of the way. I'm going to be hunting all weekend.

try not to kick your dog too many times or poison any tree's tonight, K buddy? if you need someone to talk too we're always here to tell you how much alabama sucks alright

 

[LAHammer]

It would be good to adjust the pass interference rule.
Auburn played a great game.
(Don’t quota me on that)

 

[day_trippr]

[...]
Auburn played a great game.
(Don’t quota me on that)

Ooops! My bad

 

[LAHammer]

You bastid!
Knew I could count on you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Other teams must be thinking... “well Brady can’t play forever, and Belichick can’t coach forever so... we might have a chance in 20xx”.

I wonder what year those teams are realistically thinking.

Is it... 2025? Even later?

 

[paulthenurse]

If Tom averages 12 wins a year through 2025 that would mean another 96 wins. Why, he could catch up to ...

Oh ya! [emoji23]

 

[paulthenurse]

Ya know what? If he plays through 2025 he could retire and hand the job over to his son. I bet the kid goes to Michigan and is a late round draft pick.

 

[paulthenurse]

Nahhhh. The kid is only 10. He’ll only be 18 in 2025. That’s too young even for GOAT Spawn. Maybe Tom stays through 2028.

 

[stratslinger]

Can’t believe I’m actually enjoying half of Dan Fouts’ commentary on this game. That’s one of the seven signs, isn’t it? Or am I just stroking out?

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys are such losers. Lol

 

[bluemoose]

Seahawks lose waaaay more than the Pats.

 

[paulthenurse]

You guys are such losers. Lol

Dilly Dilly!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Did you guys see the Brady broke the all time wins record today?