Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Brady broke the all time win record today!

 

[day_trippr]

That was as comfortable as predictable. I like that.
Miami at home could be even bigly...er.

Not sure we're gonna hear from the Pack fans 'til next season.
None of them actually brew beer, right?

 

[user 574]

... Packers should just give up the season. Is there anyone else good there the Pats can pick up?

This Hundley guy seems to be a good backup QB... Very consistent with his picks, sacks and throws out of bounds

 

[Cape Brewing]

So Pats / Eagles rematch for Minnesota this year?

Brady’s going to have to start using both hands for his rings.

When he puts the two hands together showing all six rings... I assume he would start with the two pointer fingers and spread em out to each ring finger right? Just feels like starting at the pinkie and working in would be weird.

Oh... and yeah, you’re right DB... the Pack is just terrible

 

[Cape Brewing]

OH MAN!!!! All the fingers except for the two middle fingers that are flipping off all the haters!!!

PERFECT!!!!

Jesus. Six rings is a lot.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

This Hundley guy seems to be a good backup QB... Very consistent with his picks, sacks and throws out of bounds

Could be worse. BillsMafia must be burning down the city.

 

[triethylborane]

Broncos players tearing up because Elway called them "soft" post-game

http://denver.cbslocal.com/2017/11/20/broncos-loss-cj-anderson-cries/

lol, these punks deserve the label after their antics earlier on this season

 

[HoppyDaze]

No idea what to expect tonight without two of the best defensive players in the NFL not playing. Probably still win, easily.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Another loss.

That’s what you should expect.

 

[day_trippr]

Seahawks are li'l doggies at home. Sans Chancellor I expect ATL to run wild.
I'm ok with it

 

[paulthenurse]

No idea what to expect tonight without two of the best defensive players in the NFL not playing. Probably still win, easily.

They’ll probably go for two down by a billion.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

These two teams have serious butt hurt issues.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Oh really?

 

[HoppyDaze]

These two teams have serious butt hurt issues.

Yer mom is butt hurt. Not mentally, physically.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Carrol and Quinn both have TB12 tattoed on their left cheek.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Does Wilson ever NOT throw a pick?

 

[day_trippr]

FFS, I go downstairs to swap a keg and by the time I get back upstairs the Seahawks are already down two TDs??

 

[Cape Brewing]

He should change his name to Russell Turnover

Get it?

Cuz he keeps turning the ball over.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Time to watch the Celtics.

 

[day_trippr]

Nice call to end the half.
Cooter's been hittin' the crack pipe again...

 

[HoppyDaze]

They almost had that

 

[day_trippr]

lol!

Anyway, ATL has kept this game a lot closer than I expected

 

[HoppyDaze]

What an abortion

 

[day_trippr]

Home loss, too. Your 12th Man Collective has lost its mojo.
Still, should've been a blow-out but it was actually almost competitive...

 

[bluemoose]

Between 12th man and turnover chains, the PNW is really working hard on cultural appropriation, huh?

 

[paulthenurse]

Cooter for coach of the year?

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Bills had a dude throw 5 picks in the first half and even they didn’t get shut out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Even the Browns scored a touchdown FFS

 

[day_trippr]

Wheee! Who are we gonna have to pick on now?

 

[paulthenurse]

Wheee! Who are we gonna have to pick on now?

We can easily kill a few hours discussing how fu(ked up a grown man has to be to be sporting this doo...