Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[paulthenurse]

It's the gift that keeps on giving.

The video is of 1000 goobers sitting around a practice field in Foxboro singing Happy Birthday to TB12

 

[user 574]

Enjoy the internet herpes that Paul likely just gave you.

I'm a tech guy, we always try more than once. Only idiot end users try once then cry for help

 

[user 574]

Damn it. Wrong quote, meant day_trippr. Stuck in Indy airport delay last 4 hrs sapping my intelligence. Yes I'll have "another" extra shot for $2 bartender

 

[day_trippr]

Ahahahahahahaha!

 

[paulthenurse]

$2 bar shots certainly help pass the time during a flight delay.

 

[user 574]

That's an extra shot to the $10 drink Paul. Smh. I'm off! 6 hrs late and don't think I'll be HBT obnoxious enough to get zip tied and put into cargo

 

[day_trippr]

Someone could put a word into the TSA on your behalf

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, let's get this over with....

 

[day_trippr]

I....

 

[day_trippr]

...got this!

 

[paulthenurse]

That's an extra shot to the $10 drink Paul. Smh. I'm off! 6 hrs late and don't think I'll be HBT obnoxious enough to get zip tied and put into cargo

Don't sell yourself short, DB. You're obnoxious enough to get put off the Red Line in Quincy.


(You probably can figure out the context of that level of obnoxiousness even if you've never been to Boston.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

You two should meet up and make out

 

[paulthenurse]

Don't you think your Mom will be jealous? On two counts?

 

[Cape Brewing]

... if she hadn't already seen it a million times maybe...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Where the hell is the Super Bowl this year? Freakin' Minnesota? On purpose!?

Uggg. I should start looking for a room I guess.

 

[paulthenurse]

Better hurry. Aren't there only like 20?

 

[user 574]

Where the hell is the Super Bowl this year? Freakin' Minnesota? On purpose!?

Uggg. I should start looking for a room I guess.

I'm only 6 miles from the stadium and 1/2 mile from the light rail. Plus I'm setting up an AirBnB hostel with 6 sets of bunk beds in my garage with a big kerosene heater. $200 per night.

 

[paulthenurse]

That sounds like it's right up Cape's alley. If you put a Patriots logo on the Porta potty he'll book the whole garage.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[day_trippr]

Seriously, at this point the NFL should just present the Patriots with the AFC East trophy and a bye right now...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...agree-on-contract-after-ryan-tannehill-injury

 

[paulthenurse]

Doesn't Cutler have an average point differential of like -40 vs the Pat's? That was a strong move by Miami.

 

[Cape Brewing]

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[HoppyDaze]

That's NE's competition...think about that when you bring up your retarded goat dogsh!t

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Like Cape was saying: NE's competition for the last 15 years 33% of the time is some delusional team from NFC that stumbles into final game of the season. I bet the Jets could even beat the NFC contender.
Where's Darwin? TMDTOTM!

 

[paulthenurse]

So somehow we should feel bad that the rest of the division would have a hard time beating a team of Brownies? (Not Cleveland.)

"Ohhhh ohhhh ohhhh. Your wins don't count, you played bad teams!"

Hoppy would probably walk into a bar full of hot, horny woman and end up flagging the flagpole at home alone because it wasn't fair, he were the only guy in the joint.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! Hey Paul... watch this... this'll be funny.

Ask Hoppy how many wins AFC East Teams had last year. Then ask him how many the NFC West had.

See what he says.

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy,

How many wins did AFC East teams have last year?

How many wins did the NFC West teams have?
Inquiring minds...

 

[paulthenurse]

The silence is pretty loud.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The math is pretty comical. I'm not surprised he's all hushed up now.

 

[Homercidal]

Like Cape was saying: NE's competition for the last 15 years 33% of the time is some delusional team from NFC that stumbles into final game of the season. I bet the Jets could even beat the NFC contender.
Where's Darwin? TMDTOTM!

Speaking of the Lions, they don't look too bad on paper so far. If they can keep the RB's healthy they might be competing for the division title! When do I start shopping for my NFC North champion T-shirt?