Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[fosaisu]

Good news everyone. Let's hope it's true. Reportedly GOAT's SB jersey has been found and is being returned to its rightful owner.

I'll bet OJ was involved.

 

[bluemoose]

Roger's step brother Carlos is what the media is reporting. He was quoted as saying, "The Patriots don't deserve nice things, plus they were mean to lil Rog."

 

[GenIke]

Racism reported.

 

[GenIke]

So the dude just ran off with Brady's jersey tucked under his arm?! You'd think the pats would have people watching that sort of thing.

 

[Bmoney1215]

They were to busy spying on the other team to realize what was happening.

 

[paulthenurse]

Read the first 39k posts, then call Paul creepy. (He totally is though)

Thanks. I think.

 

[paulthenurse]

I figured he was too busy slaying poon at Cinnabon to post here much.

Don't knock it till you've tried it's sweet and sticky goodness.

 

[Paps]

So those rumors about you sticking your dork in a donut are true?

 

[day_trippr]

Your mom's name is Donut?

 

[paulthenurse]

His mom wasn't all the sweet and sticky.

 

[HoppyDaze]

His mom had a shell tattoo on her inner thigh. When he put his ear against it he could smell the ocean.

 

[fosaisu]

he could smell the ocean.

More like the bay.

 

[bluemoose]

Hampton beach at low tide?

 

[paulthenurse]

More like the Love Canal.

 

[Paps]

You guys seriosly lack material for this thread i see.

 

[paulthenurse]

Not really, it's just that we can't turn our callous disregard for everything that is right, kind, and proper off and on at the drop of a hat. That would make us true psychopaths, as opposed to being humorously irreverent.

And everyone on here knows that I don't REALLY know that your moms's coochie smells like a bakery from the wrong side of San Francisco. Sure, we're all pretty sure but no one knows for certain.

 

[day_trippr]

Moving along from Paps' mom's nether regions

The NFL Films Blu-ray filled with the New England Patriots epic 2016 season is a must have.
The Spousal Unit and I give four thumbs way up. Excellent entertainment.

And I still say the Pats don't make the playoffs without Edelman...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

sad

 

[day_trippr]

Sure

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey Hoppy, are you part of Oregon's 6th man?

 

[HoppyDaze]

I hope they continue winning, yes. Nice attempt at trash talk Paul. Way better than the sorry "I bought a Blue Ray of the season and watched it with my wife". Who does that ****?

 

[day_trippr]

I hope they continue winning, yes. Nice attempt at trash talk Paul. Way better than the sorry "I bought a Blue Ray of the season and watched it with my wife". Who does that ****?

Some day, well after you have passed that puberty stage you keep failing to reach, move out of your mom's basement, and somehow convince someone that you're worthy of their attention, you'll know how much fun it is having a wife who happens to be a New England Patriots fan.

Ahahahahahaha! Just kidding - that's never gonna happen for you...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Trust me, I know how much fun your wife is...she's a giver

 

[paulthenurse]

I hope they do keep winning, I have them vs Gonzaga in the finals with Gonzaga taking it all.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That's bold

 

[paulthenurse]

Haters gonna hate

 

[HoppyDaze]

You do seem like a Spokane, WA kind of guy.

 

[paulthenurse]

Na. I'm a Boston guy. Pacific NW guys are losers. Polar opposites of Boston guys.

Sorry, but your Mom should have taught you that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

I bet you know all about Boston guys

 

[paulthenurse]

Five.